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Amy Winehouse Hospitalized After Fainting


Crackhead Amy was hospitalized today after fainting in her home. Amy must have run out of crack and her body was shutting down kinda like a car when it runs out of gas.

The star's spokesman said that Amy was at home on Monday afternoon when she collapsed. Her manager's assistant stopped her from falling and she is said to have "quickly recovered". However, Amy's dad Mitch then took her to hospital as a "precaution". Doctors may keep the 24-year-old in hospital overnight for observation as they are unsure as to what caused her to faint.

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Winehouse Can't Stay Clean For $2 Million

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Amy Crackhouse Winehouse is so set on her druggy ways, she can't even stay sober when she's getting paid $2 million an hour to perform. Amy was asked to perform for Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich's girlfriend, Dasha Zhukova's art gallery in Moscow last Thursday, but when she got there she was too fuckered up to hit the stage. Amy was suppose to perform at 10:30 p.m, but it took her 'people' two hours to get the crackhead in decent enough shape to do the gig.

Around 12:30 a.m., Winehouse finally appeared, wobbling onto the stage down a red carpet lined with red lights, which guided her like a damaged aircraft down a runway. Between restorative sips of Coke, Winehouse puffed on cigarettes, flung her lighter into the audience and tugged on her little dress, revealing to stageside fans that she wasn't wearing underwear.

"I heard that her singing was a little sloppy," says the source, who caught up with the gallery crowd later at The Most, the hot Moscow club where the after-party was held. "But she still put on a terrific show."

Sounds like Amy should be part of an art gallery herself at this point. People probably just show up to her performances just to see if she'll go balls to the wall and hit the pipe while she's on stage. Ewww, can you imagine seeing Amy's vag? It probably has crack residue all over it from hiding her stash up there... Possibly part of a crack pipe poking out.  

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No Surprises Here - Amy Wino Gets Off

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London coppers have pinched the two people who allegedly gave Amy Winehouse the drugs she did on tape -- but aren't going after Amy herself!

The po-po say the two have been charged with conspiracy to supply cocaine and ecstasy to Wino. They were nabbed after those crazazy pics ran in the Sun a few months ago.

But here's the rub: Amy herself has been cleared of any charges from the incident, even though she was the one caught doin' the drugs.

I don't really want this crackhead to go to jail cause I have a feeling she'd get knocked up in there, selling her rotten cooter for drugs. And the last thing we need right now is a Wino baby on this earth.

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Amy Winehouse Is A True Idiot

As if Amy Winehouse hasn't made enough of an ass out of herself in the past year, a video has been released showing more of her stupidity. Amy and a pal are video taped by Blake while singing 'Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips' to the tune of 'Head, shoulders, knees and toes'. The video was shot over a year ago but shows the crack head bitch and her pals are ignorant fucks.

Amy Winehouse: Back In Black

In a sequence shot around May 2007â€"weeks after the couple eloped to wed in Miamiâ€"they are in a dingy crack den with Delboy-style bamboo patterned wallpaper. Amy, 24, and a pal called Sarah giggle as they sing a string of racist lines set to the tune of kiddies' favorite ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'. Blake pretends NOT to record the unfolding events and eggs them on, saying: "Can we have a singsong of it?" Sarah is at first reluctant but soon warms to the action as Amy enthusiastically sings: "Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips! And deaf and dumb and blind and gay!" She repeats the first line over again and on the word "Nips" Amy pulls her eyes into slits then pushes her boobs up in a gesture to her nipples.

One of the new dossier of Amy pictures shows her in a smart flat surrounded by all the familiar junkie paraphernalia. On a table in front of the snarling star is a home-made crack pipe fashioned from a small brown bottle. Silver foilâ€"used for heating deadly rocks of crack cocaineâ€"is strewn about. Amy, who has a worrying history of self-harm, is clearly seen with a mystery cut on her left hand.

Yeah, good luck on having any sort of career now Amy! Maybe it's time you assault a few people like your hubby did so you can get locked up for a while. That's about the only thing that can save you now, dip shit.

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Quote Me of The Day: Amy Winehouse

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"He's gorgeous as fuck. Haven't you seen him before?"

When People magazine asked Amy how her crackhead hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, is doing.

I. Don't. Want. To. Know.

But I will post. Amy Winehouse, the fug trainwreck who reminds me to take a shower whenever I see her, was photographed wearing a diaper/maxi pad/ plastic bag/ tape between her legs.

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Amy Winehouse To Walk the Fashion Runway

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The fashion world will have hit an all time low if Julian Macdonald gets his way. Julian wants Amy Winehouse to grace the runway for his show during London Fashion Week this fall. How is he gonna talk her into that? She looks like she can't even handle washing her hair or eating food and he expects her to walk in decent clothes in front of people?

Each year, MacDonald ensures his collection dazzles by getting "the woman of the moment" to wear the top gown in his collection. British supermodel Naomi Campbell got the honor last year; and Paris Hilton sported a crystal beaded mini for the Welsh designer in 2006.

MacDonald now has his sights set on the troubled star to show off the prized-piece in his collection this September. He tells Britain's Metro newspaper, "She's an amazing talent. We are always busy working on fashion week. She's an incredible person, who is just very unique and has a great style. She is just so different."

He might be able to get away with it if he throws a line of coke and some heroin spoons on the runway. Just tell Wino you'll give her the syringe and a lighter after she completes her walk.

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Another Day, Another Amy Wino Arrest

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Amy Winehouse has been arrested in connection with alleged drug offenses and is being questioned by police in East London, her rep told the BBC on Wednesday.A statement to PEOPLE from the singer's U.S. spokesperson said,

"Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment.

She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is cooperating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year."In January 2008, after being caught on camera allegedly doing drugs.

Late last month, she spent a night in police custody in London after being cautioned for "common assault."

In an interview this past Friday" her music producer, Mark Ronson said Winehouse was "not ready to record any music."

At least Amy keeps things interesting. Blah.

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Amy Winehouse Denies Divorce Rumors

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Train wreck and future over dosed celebrity Amy Winehouse, is denying there are problems in her marriage with Blake. Rumors started last week of Amy seeking a divorce from her Blakey poo, but she says it's not true. Amy went straight to one photographer hanging outside her home to give him the scoop on relationship with Blake.

"I ended up having a 10-minute conversation with her on the doorstep. She insisted she is not divorcing Blake. She's totally in love with him. I said, ‘How are things?' She said, ‘It's beautiful. The summer's come and I can't wait to get my Blake back.'

She said to me, ‘You've seen us together - and you know how much we're in love with each other. We're gonna be together forever. Can you tell the people at the papers to stop writing lies after lies after lies. We're not splitting up, I don't have a new boyfriend, I'm totally in love with Blake and I'll be going to court with him every single day to support him throughout his case. I couldn't be happier.'"

This bitch can't even admit she's a crackhead so why would anyone believe anything she says? She's getting her groove on, she just doesn't want the news to get back to Blake in jail.

The Moment I Thought I've Been Blogging For, Amy Winehouse Gets Arrested

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At first I got hyphy just thinking about this dirty ho behind bars as the bugs in her beehive rapidly multiply and battle each other for space on her infected scalp. Then I read the very end of this article, remember this trainwreck was arrested after Blake was busted?

In England/wherever Wino lives, that's the procedure. They arrest you to question you, it doesn't exactly mean that you're busted, however, of course in Amy's case I want them to lock her up until she's detoxed and sober. That could take years, but I'll wait. She's obviously gifted but until she cleans up her act, she's a waste of time and a tragic, stupid ass bitch.

Here goes the story. I'm so type-ative today, heh. Yeah, talkative and type-ative. I spent over an hour fixing the error on my site, thanks Stacy!!! :) So now that I'm able to blog again I just can't step away from the keyboard.

Here goes it, from People

Troubled British singer Amy Winehouse has been arrested for an alleged assault.

In the wee hours of April 23, the Grammy-winning "Rehab" singer allegedly headbutted a man outside a London pub. She voluntarily reported to a London police station on Friday to answer questions, and was arrested. "She is currently in custody."

It is a policy in England to arrest a suspect before questioning her in connection to a possible crime. Winehouse has not been charged with anything.

A 38-year-old man filed a report stating he was "headbutted" by Winehouse after trying to hail her a cab at 3:20 a.m. on April 23. According to a detailed account in the British paper The Sun, she also allegedly punched another man in the face and smoked drugs on the street.

The article was accompanied by a sequence of photos, including one of Winehouse walking into a lamppost.

Winehouse �" who spent time in rehab in January and won five Grammys in February �" was arrested just hours after her incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, 25, appeared in court on charges of witness tampering. Winehouse did not attend.