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Amy Winehouse Diagnosed With Emphysema

June 23rd, 2008

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Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed with emphysema and could possibly be wheelchair bound and dependent on oxygen in a month if she doesn’t clean up her crackhead ass asap. Amy had collapsed at her London home last week and tests have revealed that emphysema is the issue. Amy, who has been video taped smoking crack in the past year, has vowed to quit the drugs to help save her life. Her father Mitch spoke to the press about Amy’s condition and his hopes of her becoming drug free.

In an emotional interview the cab driver told how doctors have warned his daughter – who was rushed to hospital last week – that she may be forced to wear a permanent oxygen mask to survive if she doesn’t follow medical advice.

‘To think this could be my beautiful 24-year-old daughter’s life is preposterous. But if drugs mean more to her than breathing properly, then so be it. But the doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her.’ He said.

Mitch Winehouse has urged her drug dealers and addict friends such as rocker Pete Doherty – who has been spending time with the 24-year-old since his release from prison last month – to stay away from her.

I’m saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they’ve got to take responsibility. I don’t want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either.’ He said.

Maybe Amy will stop smoking crack and if she does, I think she’ll just go to snorting coke or shooting heroin instead of smoking out of a pipe. You would think that with your life being on the line, you would clean your ass up but some people and celebs are so deep into it, nothing seems to matter but the little high you get. Kiddos, remember what Whitney Houston said…. Crack is whack!

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Amy Wino Doesn’t Have TB

June 20th, 2008

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Some worried that Wino was infected with tuberculosis after she began coughing up blood last night.

Doctors are also worried by skeletal Amy’s weight loss and lack of appetite, other symptoms of tuberculosis.

The 24-year-old Back to Black star has an irregular heartbeat and has been on a drip while medics try to wean her off hard drugs.

“She’d been been suffering horrible coughing fits and hurling up blood for a while but refused to be examined.

Amy — who was steadily lost weight since hitting the big time in 2004 — collapsed at home in Camden, North London, on Monday.

Medics were trying to discover if the collapse is related to a seizure she suffered last August when she was hospitalised after a huge drug binge. Tests at the time detected brain problems caused drug abuse.

Today, Amy’s rep, Chris Goodman, said Amy has a chest infection and she had a routine test for TB, which came back negative.

I wonder when and if Amy will ever pull it together. It would be such a tragedy if she was taken away at such a young age. She’s so talented and she’s completely pathetic. I’m glad Amy’s okay, for now that is.

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Amy Winehouse Hospitalized After Fainting

June 16th, 2008

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Crackhead Amy was hospitalized today after fainting in her home. Amy must have run out of crack and her body was shutting down kinda like a car when it runs out of gas.

The star’s spokesman said that Amy was at home on Monday afternoon when she collapsed. Her manager’s assistant stopped her from falling and she is said to have “quickly recovered”. However, Amy’s dad Mitch then took her to hospital as a “precaution“. Doctors may keep the 24-year-old in hospital overnight for observation as they are unsure as to what caused her to faint.

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Winehouse Can’t Stay Clean For $2 Million

June 16th, 2008

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Amy Crackhouse Winehouse is so set on her druggy ways, she can’t even stay sober when she’s getting paid $2 million an hour to perform. Amy was asked to perform for Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich’s girlfriend, Dasha Zhukova’s art gallery in Moscow last Thursday, but when she got there she was too fuckered up to hit the stage. Amy was suppose to perform at 10:30 p.m, but it took her ‘people’ two hours to get the crackhead in decent enough shape to do the gig.

Around 12:30 a.m., Winehouse finally appeared, wobbling onto the stage down a red carpet lined with red lights, which guided her like a damaged aircraft down a runway. Between restorative sips of Coke, Winehouse puffed on cigarettes, flung her lighter into the audience and tugged on her little dress, revealing to stageside fans that she wasn’t wearing underwear.

“I heard that her singing was a little sloppy,” says the source, who caught up with the gallery crowd later at The Most, the hot Moscow club where the after-party was held. “But she still put on a terrific show.”

Sounds like Amy should be part of an art gallery herself at this point. People probably just show up to her performances just to see if she’ll go balls to the wall and hit the pipe while she’s on stage. Ewww, can you imagine seeing Amy’s vag? It probably has crack residue all over it from hiding her stash up there… Possibly part of a crack pipe poking out.  

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No Surprises Here - Amy Wino Gets Off

June 12th, 2008

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London coppers have pinched the two people who allegedly gave Amy Winehouse the drugs she did on tape — but aren’t going after Amy herself!

The po-po say the two have been charged with conspiracy to supply cocaine and ecstasy to Wino. They were nabbed after those crazazy pics ran in the Sun a few months ago.

But here’s the rub: Amy herself has been cleared of any charges from the incident, even though she was the one caught doin’ the drugs.

I don’t really want this crackhead to go to jail cause I have a feeling she’d get knocked up in there, selling her rotten cooter for drugs. And the last thing we need right now is a Wino baby on this earth.

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Amy Winehouse Is A True Idiot

June 9th, 2008

As if Amy Winehouse hasn’t made enough of an ass out of herself in the past year, a video has been released showing more of her stupidity. Amy and a pal are video taped by Blake while singing ‘Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips’ to the tune of ‘Head, shoulders, knees and toes’. The video was shot over a year ago but shows the crack head bitch and her pals are ignorant fucks.

In a sequence shot around May 2007—weeks after the couple eloped to wed in Miami—they are in a dingy crack den with Delboy-style bamboo patterned wallpaper. Amy, 24, and a pal called Sarah giggle as they sing a string of racist lines set to the tune of kiddies’ favorite ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes’. Blake pretends NOT to record the unfolding events and eggs them on, saying: “Can we have a singsong of it?” Sarah is at first reluctant but soon warms to the action as Amy enthusiastically sings: “Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips! And deaf and dumb and blind and gay!” She repeats the first line over again and on the word “Nips” Amy pulls her eyes into slits then pushes her boobs up in a gesture to her nipples.

One of the new dossier of Amy pictures shows her in a smart flat surrounded by all the familiar junkie paraphernalia. On a table in front of the snarling star is a home-made crack pipe fashioned from a small brown bottle. Silver foil—used for heating deadly rocks of crack cocaine—is strewn about. Amy, who has a worrying history of self-harm, is clearly seen with a mystery cut on her left hand.

Yeah, good luck on having any sort of career now Amy! Maybe it’s time you assault a few people like your hubby did so you can get locked up for a while. That’s about the only thing that can save you now, dip shit.

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Quote Me of The Day: Amy Winehouse

June 3rd, 2008

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“He’s gorgeous as fuck. Haven’t you seen him before?”

When People magazine asked Amy how her crackhead hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, is doing.


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I. Don’t. Want. To. Know.

May 27th, 2008

But I will post.Photo of I. Dont. Want. To. Know. Photo of I. Dont. Want. To. Know.Amy Winehouse, the fug trainwreck who reminds me to take a shower whenever I see her, was photographed wearing a diaper/maxi pad/ plastic bag/ tape between her legs. (more…)


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