Andre Agassi News

Well I didn't see this one coming! Retired tennis pro Andre Agassi has admitted to doing crystal meth in a new autobiography due to be released next month.

In the book he talks about his split from Brooke Shields, balding, and meeting the love of his life Steffi Graff, but it's the drugs that has everyone talking. He even failed a drug test and wrote a letter to the ATP lying about his drug use. Instead he gave them the old 'my drink was laced' line.

"I say that recently I drank accidentally from one of Slim's spiked sodas, unwittingly ingesting his drugs. I ask for understanding and leniency and hastily sign it: Sincerely. I feel ashamed, of course. I promise myself that this lie is the end of it."

There's some seriously gullible people working for the Association of Tennis Professionals if they believed that line of crap. That's better than Bill Clinton's 'I didn't inhale' bullsh*t.

I should have seen this meth thing coming cause anyone that sports a serious mullet like this, has got to be on something.