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An author of a new book titled 'Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie: The True Story' claims Angelina had an affair with Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger. It must be the lips that brought them together!

Page Six writes that author Jenny Paul says Angelina, who is 32 years younger than Mick, first slept with the geriatric rocker back in 1997 when she appeared in the Rolling Stones music video 'Anybody Seen My Baby'. At the time Angelina was married to British actor Jonny Lee Miller, and Mick was married to model Jerry Hall. That wasn't the only time they got together for some fat lip sex. They also hooked up again a few years later.

The pair got their sticky fingers on each other again in 2003, Paul writes, the same year Jolie got divorced from Billy Bob Thornton. Reps for Jolie and Jagger did not return our calls.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Picturing gorgeous Angelina with scraggly, 110 lb wrinkled a** Mick Jagger is a nightmare, not a fantasy. Angelina wasn't such a big star back then, so maybe that was her token star f*ck that she had written on her bucket list. I hope drugs and lots of alcohol were involved because I can't see anyone having sex with Mick Jagger while they're sober.

There's so much crap going on in the world today and it's good to read a feel good story every once in a while. Angelina Jolie and her father Jon Voight have reconciled and spent time together in Venice, Italy with Brad Pitt and their kids.

The two have been estranged since 2001 when Angelina accused Jon of cheating on her mother Marcheline Bertrand and Jon questioned Angelina's mental stability just before she adopted Maddox. In an interview with Radar, Jon says he had Angelina have been in contact over the phone and through email for 'quite some time now' and have been working on a full reconciliation. Since Angelina was ready to hug and make up with daddy, it was time for him to meet his grandchildren.

"I've been waiting so long to hug my grandchildren and it was amazing, they are the most beautiful, loving kids you could imagine and I'm not just saying that because I'm their grandfather, they really are something special. It truly moved me to see how Angie is as a mom, I am so proud of her - she has so much love to give and to share with the children and with Brad."

Awwwww! I've got a warm, fuzzy feeling inside because these two are working on their differences and becoming a family again. Maybe that warm fuzzy feeling is the Taco Bell I ate last night, but this whole reconciliation with Jon and Angelina does put a smile on my face. 

Angelina Joile met with her estranged father, Jon Voight, in Venice recently. Angelina has disowned her father for years, but she reunited with him again and he got to spend some time with Angie's kids.

I remember when Angelina was pregnant with Shiloh, and now her twins are big! Literally. Their heads are like the size of bowling balls, all supersized for their age. The last time good pics of the twins were taken was in October. Angelina and Brad Pitt are reportedly leaving Venice to head to Paris. Am I too old for Angie to adopt me?

Brad is holding Knox and Vivienne is in all white with a pom-pom skull cap.

Because Tila Lesbian Tequila is "100% pregnant" with some man's baby, she feels that she has the right to call out Angelina Jolie for being a bad mother.

Tila is upset that Angelina may adopt a baby from Haiti. However, Angelina's camp said that she won't be adopting right now, though, so Tila Tequila can step away from her keypad and go think of the next lie to come out with next week. Tila Tweeted the following today:

• Oh so now Angelina Jolie is trying to adopt a baby from Haiti! Ha! Copying me much?? I used to like her, but having that many kids is abuse!

• 1 child is enough to handle, but 8 kids? Plus having parents work on movies 247? Thas child neglet abuse! Angelina using kids 4 press! Gross

• Angelina, u are no saint! Ur just good at setting up photo ops! U disgust me! 1 child needs a parents love 247! U don't give that 2 ur kids!
  

• U see ur kids like 1 hour a day! U hire 15 nannies to be the Mother FOR u! Stop adopting kids for press Angelina Jolie! I used 2 like U Ugh

• At least when I adopt my kids I will NOT be working cuz I will be with them 247! U disgust me now Angie! Ur a fraud! Im a Mommy now so I kno

I hope that Tila will be with her kids "247" so she can stop terrorizing us with her Twitter page. I used to think that Speidi was bad, but Tila is so much worse!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are suing British tabloid News of the World for falsely reporting that the couple were going to split.

The couple's lawyer, Keith Schilling, said Monday "We can confirm unequivocally ... that the allegations published by the News of the World are false as well as intrusive."

It was only yesterday when Brad Pitt and Angelina were caught sucking face from their box seats at the Super Bowl. If you can't release a sex tape to prove you're still with your partner, making out in public is the second most effective way to show everyone you're still banging.

Brangelina is often the subject of many rumors and they tend to stay quiet and keep living their lives. I'm proud of them for standing up this time and suing the idiots at News of the World. For some reason, this breakup rumor gained too much traction, forcing them to have public dates and suck each other down for the paparazzi just to prove everything's fine. They have a mini-army to raise and they just don't need the stress. Good for Brad and Angie!

What a nice way to honor their mom! Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven put together this short video in memory of their mother, Marcheline Bertrand, who died from ovarian cancer three years ago today. 

For some reason this Hawaiian rendition of 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' along with the video brings a tear to my eye. I'm pathetic!

Romeo isn't a basketball player anymore. He got canned!

WTF is going to happen to Conan if Jay Leno gets his time slot back?

Susan Sarandon knows how to partay!

Snooki either needs to learn how to walk or buy shoes that actually fit

 Everybody really hates Tila Tequila

It's official. Eli Roth is a Twihard

It's time for a Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie moment

Lady Gaga is becoming a designer for Polaroid?

Check out the Tim Burton Alice In Wonderland press kit

Apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may not be the close, loving couple I thought they were. Sounds like there's a chance they get their groove on with other people and just come home to one another.

In a recent interview Angelina stated that she and Brad don't expect to be "chained together" forever and being monogamous isn't exactly necessary to have a good relationship.

"Neither Brad nor I have ever claimed that living together means to be chained together. We make sure that we never restrict each other. I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship. It's worse to leave your partner and talk badly about him afterwards."

This is the best news I've read all day! Yo Brad, I'm in a sh*teous town in Ohio and I could use some extra loving in this craptacular cold weather. Look me up babe. Yeah right, Brad Pitt will never be that desperate for sex.

Kristen Stewart hates fame with a passion because it forces her to be a hermit, yet she wants to have a lengthy career? Maybe she's like a vampire who doesn't like to be out in the sunlight. Heh. Heh. Heh.

Kristen pulls a Megan Fox and tells Blackbook Magazine, “I don’t want to be a movie star like Angelina Jolie. Nothing about being a celebrity is desirable. I’m an actor. It’s bizarre to me that everybody’s so obsessive.”

I think what Kristen was trying to say was simply poorly worded. It sounds like Kristen tried to convey that she wants to be known for her work more than home wrecking and adopting. Not wanting 'to be a movie star' may also mean that K. Stew doesn't wanna go for the big budget films like Angie does cause she's "an actor" who strives to be somewhat picky about her roles. Whatever. I'm gonna stop trying to decipher that mess. Angelina Jolie's an Oscar winner, so Kristen's actor a*s should want to be like her.

Angelina Jolie was learning the art of becoming a home wrecker when she was just a teenager. In a new biography about little miss plump lips, sources say Angelina had sex with Marcheline Bertrand's boyfriend when she was 16. Marcheline just happens to be Angelina's mother. Pretty gross, right?

That's why it was easy for Angelina to hook Brad Pitt, because she was already starting her career of humping other people's men when she was a teenager. Dirty wh*re!

"Marcheline had a live-in boyfriend whom she was very much in love with, but Ange slept with him when she was 16 and barely out of school. Her mother found out and ended her relationship with the man."

Angelina just told her brother about the affair a few weeks ago and "even he turned on her." Apparently not many people trust her any more and can you blame them? When you have no problem banging your mom's dude, you're seriously f*cked in the head.