Angelina Jolie
News

Kristen Stewart hates fame with a passion because it forces her to be a hermit, yet she wants to have a lengthy career? Maybe she's like a vampire who doesn't like to be out in the sunlight. Heh. Heh. Heh.

Kristen pulls a Megan Fox and tells Blackbook Magazine, “I don’t want to be a movie star like Angelina Jolie. Nothing about being a celebrity is desirable. I’m an actor. It’s bizarre to me that everybody’s so obsessive.”

I think what Kristen was trying to say was simply poorly worded. It sounds like Kristen tried to convey that she wants to be known for her work more than home wrecking and adopting. Not wanting 'to be a movie star' may also mean that K. Stew doesn't wanna go for the big budget films like Angie does cause she's "an actor" who strives to be somewhat picky about her roles. Whatever. I'm gonna stop trying to decipher that mess. Angelina Jolie's an Oscar winner, so Kristen's actor a*s should want to be like her.

Angelina Jolie was learning the art of becoming a home wrecker when she was just a teenager. In a new biography about little miss plump lips, sources say Angelina had sex with Marcheline Bertrand's boyfriend when she was 16. Marcheline just happens to be Angelina's mother. Pretty gross, right?

That's why it was easy for Angelina to hook Brad Pitt, because she was already starting her career of humping other people's men when she was a teenager. Dirty wh*re!

"Marcheline had a live-in boyfriend whom she was very much in love with, but Ange slept with him when she was 16 and barely out of school. Her mother found out and ended her relationship with the man."

Angelina just told her brother about the affair a few weeks ago and "even he turned on her." Apparently not many people trust her any more and can you blame them? When you have no problem banging your mom's dude, you're seriously f*cked in the head.

When Vivienne and Knox were photographed in an airport in January, I said they were cute simply because of their DNA. I wasn't sold, I was just being nice cause they did look odd and bloated in the face. 

Over the weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie allowed their 14-month-old twins to see the light of day when they visited an ice cream store in Amman, Jordan. Knox Leon looks like Jayden James in the picture above and he already looks like he should be in a science laboratory conducting research. I think it's how his hair is combed and the color of his shirt.

Vivienne and Knox are growing up so fast and they're adorable now. I just wanna eat 'em up. No seriously, Brangelina's twins remind me of marshmallows. Which is a good thing cause they honestly looked like chickens before.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brought their beautiful selves to the Chinese theatre in Hollywood for the premiere of Quentin Tarantino's latest film, Inglorious Basterds.

Angelina Jolie wore another black ensemble. Again. Forget her thin frame, I swear the woman has an eating disorder simply because she wears oversized frocks or all black. Any woman who wears all black all the time is a chick who thinks she needs to lose at least 10.

But I digress. Brad Pitt's cooter tickler gray goatee is beginning to work my nerves. I love facial hair, but not when it reminds me of Santa Claus. I've been a very good girl this year. What are you gonna put up my chimney Brad? Wink.

Angelina Jolie's son, Maddox, looks like the star in the picture instead of momma Ang.

Maddox should have a class for celeb kids called 'How To Look Like A Playground Pimp, And Act Like One Too'. The kid handles the paparazzi like a pro! Pimping ain't easy when you're a Jolie-Pitt.

Angelina Jolie has dethroned Oprah Winfrey. Gasp! Angelina Jolie's rank has little to do with her salary. She made $27 million last year while Lady O made $275, but AngieJo still got more press, had blockbuster movies and generates a lot of attention in the print media and blogs online.

President Barack Obama is the first active president to appear on the list! Barack is #49. Ryan Gaycrest is #44, Miley Cyrus is #29 and Taylor Swift is #69.

2) Oprah Winfrey

3) Madonna

4) Beyonce

5) Tiger Woods

6) Bruce Springstein

7) Steven Speilberg

8) Jennifer Aniston

9) Brad Pitt

10) Kobe Bryant

COMPLETE LIST

Daddy Pitt took out his mini-me Shiloh and Zahara toy shopping in D.C. These kids have some swagger already! Ridiculously cute. Shiloh's just like the fiercest bitch in the game, she'll tell you to refer all your requests to her publicist, and Zahara is like 'don't even think about it, I will cut you!'

Here's a picture of Angelina Jolie as a blonde spy in her new movie "Salt." She adores action movies and action movies adore her. She could wear any hair color and still look beautiful.

I get excited when I see Shiloh and Zahara. They are my favorite Jolie-Pitts because they are adorable and fierce. They are growing up so fast. The sisters were checking out apartments in Manhattan with their mom yesterday afternoon.

Angelina is supposed to start filming her spy thriller movie Salt later this year. Brad and Angelina rented a huge mansion in Long Island but I guess Angelina wants an apartment in the city for when she has to work late.

source

Here are two new stories on the unfit Octopussy batshit mother Nadya Suleman. Do I sound objective?

Bitch was sending Angelina Jolie letters! That alone is the reason why all of her children should be taken away. AngieJo is one of the most inaccessible actresses in Hollyweird. She won't even talk to Ryan Seacrest, and Nadya thought she stood a chance?

She is extremely mentally unstable and it's sad to witness her psychosis unfold right in front of our eyes. I don't believe she won't have any more kids, in fact, I expect to hear that she's preggers within the next year or two.

A source close to Jolie tells me it's not just reading about Suleman in the press that fuels the Oscar winner's irritation.

Apparently, over the past year or so, Suleman has made attempts to reach out the the actress �" sending her admiring letters and extolling her talent and humanitarian efforts on behalf of children's issues around the world.

"It is clear this woman needs psychological help. It's one thing to clip out a celebrity's photo from a magazine and ask your [hair] stylist to copy that cut. Who hasn't done that? But to have a nose job, have collagen injections in your lips and start talking like Angelina �" that's over the top."

DID the NBC network pay Octomom Nadya Suleman close to $1 million for coverage of the maniacal mother and her eight preemie babies? NBC vehemently denies it. But an insider told us,

"Everything was filmed. The birth, everything. Then [Suleman's people] said negotiations would start at $1.2 million for the video and pictures, which is when producers from Oprah Winfrey, ABC and CBS left the room. NBC stayed." Our source suspects that NBC made a "donation" through an intermediary.

NBC is known for getting desperate. They totally paid the broad. That's only the beginning. This whore will cash in, people will donate money to her, and she'll milk her freakish birth for all its worth.

More on Nadya's death threats.

Chicago Sun Times, Page Six