Angelina Jolie has been looking thin for years, but I swear it's like her alleged eating disorder is just getting worse. Look at her jaw, neck, arms, and hands. And then there's the fact that the camera adds 10 pounds!

Angelina's bobble head look says it all. She has a problem and she should do something about it, and soon. She's just too underweight, and has been for so many years to the point where it may have some kind of long term effect if she doesn't change her eating habits soon. Semen does have some nutrients in it, but not enough!

Sorry kids, that's just how I talk type.

Angelina Jolie had a slit in her dress, and like every stupid ho, she kept her leg hanging outside of the dress so that she could flash you some skin and show off her leg. Angelina has nice legs, but she looked ridiculous, to say the least. The typically humble media shy star looked like she was craving attention.

Angie even held her leg out on stage. B!tch may be out of touch. This is not how you do glamour, boo! She was trying too hard, which is something she never ever does, ever. Jolie also looks like she lightened her hair. I kind of love Angie's dress, I just wish that it didn't have so much fabric. It looks too big from the waist down.

The short answer to both of the questions posed in that headline is - probably not. But that hasn't stopped Ok! Magazine from reporting that the long-rumored wedding is definitely going down this summer. Better yet, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting not one, but two babies! I believe that will bring the total to 98 for the couple.

According to the tabloid, Brad and Angie have already picked out the 16th century chateau in the French countryside that will serve as the site of their small, private ceremony. A "source close to the couple" claims, "Brad and Angie have kept this quiet, and they're talking about how and when to announce it. They really get a kick out of teasing people with this whole thing." Yup, sounds like something a friend of the world's most private celebrity couple would say.

As for the twins claim...I dunno, apparently wedding rumors aren't enough to sell magazines anymore. Watch for next week's issue in which OK!'s crack team of reporters reveals that Angelina is a state-of-the-art cyborg who's powered by the tears of children. So that's why they have all those kids!

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In November, Angelina Jolie told 60 Minutes that she “is still a bad girl… I still have that side of me. . . it’s just in its place now. . . it belongs to Brad–or our adventures." Just this weekend, when Brad Pitt appeared on CBS This Morning, they played a clip of Angie talking about being a bad girl and Brad's face lit up.

Brad smiled and said “She’s still a bad girl. Delightfully so." Charlie Rose then asked him "How so?" and Brad continued gushing and replied: "It’s not for public consumption.”

My GAWD these two are having amazing sex, and now I'm curious! Angie's doing stuff that would make porn stars blush. The sex has got to be on a whole other level.

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Brad Pitt is in love with Angelina Jolie and he wants to wife her up, but Angie wears the pants in the family and she says no. Brangelina walked the red carpet at the SAG Awards last night, and when Angie was asked if she's going to be Brad's wife, she said nope.

Jolie said: "I think anything said tends to be blown out of proportion."

Brad added: "Yeah, that was my fault."

WHAT THE FUK?!

Before Sunday, Brad told CBS News and The Hollywood Reporter that his kids are pressuring him to marry their mother and he said "I don't think we'll be able to hold out [on not getting married]. It means something to me to make that kind of commitment."

At the Golden Globe Awards, Angelina Jolie shocked many by ditching her typical look consisting of dark or pale colors and large dresses that make her look like she's rockin' a robe in favor of a form fitting high fashion cream dress with a folded red accent.

Last night Brad Pitt's future wife took a step back, wearing a gown that looks more like a trash bag than appropriate red carpet attire. Angelina also wore her hair down, which she always does; I'm still trying to figure out whether or not it matters that this woman just doesn't give a f*ck. Sigh. She's so hawt! Hiding your hotness should be illegal in all 50 states, or, like, only the top 10 that everyone cares about.

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Life & Style magazine is running a story claiming that Brad Pitt is scared that his tomboy daughter, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, will be teased in school. Shiloh recently got a haircut, as you can see in the photo below. Today, people online were all worked up about Shiloh's 'do. The general consensus is that her tomboy look sucks.

Angelina Jolie has told Vanity Fair that Shiloh dresses "like a little dude. Shiloh, we feel, has Montenegro style. It's how people dress there. She likes tracksuits, she likes [regular] suits. She likes to dress like a boy."

I ruffled feathers when I said that I don't agree with Shiloh's tomboy style, and I still don't. However, I do now understand and appreciate other perspectives on the topic.

Shiloh is still very young, though. She may be going through a phase and she may break out of her phase if she's bullied in school, or she may keep the tomboy style going. She's adorable and she rocks it well! To each his own.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have had a change of heart. After being in a relationship with Angelina for seven years, Brad revealed that he and Angie might make it official. Brad tells The Hollywood Reporter: "We'd actually like to. And it seems to mean more and more to our kids."

Brad says that he and Angelina said that they wouldn't get married until everyone can, but things have changed.

"I don't think we'll be able to hold out. It means so much to my kids, and they ask a lot. And it means something to me, too, to make that kind of commitment."

Brad was then asked if he has already proposed and he replied: "I'm not going to go any further…But to be in love with someone and be raising a family with someone and want to make that commitment and not be able to is ludicrous, just ludicrous."

Stop teasing us! Talk about a royal wedding. Two of the hottest, most famous people alive may get married soon. Too bad it will probably be in Zimbabwe or Afghanistan or something, you know how Angie rolls.

Angelina Jolie recently said that she plans on having another biological child and OK! Magazine claims that she has already been impregnated again. Angie recently said "I could end up pregnant," which is a pretty cool way of saying that she's not on birth control so it's likely to happen.

OK Magazine reports: A source close to the Oscar-winner reveals that Angelina is expecting her seventh child and telling friends she can't wait to be a mom again. "She's almost three months along."

Brad Pitt's girlfriend is reportedly "telling a select group of people," like the person who leaked the news to OK! and she is "really savoring every moment" although she's reportedly having morning sickness.

Brangelina is fiercely private, so I guess we'll know that Angie's preggers when the baby's head is being pulled from her stomach! I also guess that this is the kind of rumor that's generated months after you say "I could end up pregnant."

Angelina Jolie was not wearing black or a large dress that looked like a cape at the 2012 Golden Globe Awards. Brad Pitt's longtime girlfriend wore a gorgeous gown that I covet. Angie also flaunted her hotness just by wearing red lipstick, which matched her dress. She doesn't need any collagen! The woman is perfection.

Angelina usually prefers not to stunt, opting for very basic dark, big, and typically boring gowns, but this year she showed everyone that she can be versatile. Bradley remains dapper as hell, per usual. Gawd damn these two are sexsay!