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Angelina Jolie, “Pregnant Sex is Fun”

June 12th, 2008

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In a candid new interview with Entertainment Weekly magazine, she reveals, “It’s (pregnancy) great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative, so you have fun.”

Angelina Jolie is such a private person, I’m glad she’s opening up again. We need to know every single detail on what it’s like to have Brad Pitt in bed.

How does Bradley hump her bump? I should know, because some days or months I feel five months preggers, and I’d like to learn some ‘pregnant positions.’ As long as they don’t put my back out or make my neck cramp up, I’m game. Tell us more, Angie!

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Angelina Jolie did NOT Give Birth

May 30th, 2008

I thought I smelt some fish. Damn.

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Contrary to a flurry of recent reports that Angelina Jolie has delivered her twins, PEOPLE can confirm it is not true.

“Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE.

I think most of us bloggers didn’t really believe this rumor, we just wanted to. She’s giving birth to twins and she’s not that big yet, the actual babies shouldn’t be here for at least a few months. Thank Gawd. Those tots would have been premature.

Anywho, it was a rumor. I can seriously let out a good fart of relief because I didn’t really wanna post other news until I found out if everyone was healthy and happy.

Let’s get on with it now…


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Angelina Jolie Gave Birth to Twin Girls?!!

May 30th, 2008

Entertainment Tonight is breaking the news.

Angelina Jolie has had her twins!A source close to the actress confirms that she has given birth to twins in France. “Babies are great and so is mom,” we’re told.

ET is also hearing that the names are ISLA (pronounced eye-la) Marcheline (after her Angie’s mom) and AMELIE JANE (after Brad’s mom) JOLIE-PITT.

The babies are the fifth and sixth children for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, whose family consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3 and Shiloh, 2.

I don’t get it. Were they born prematurely? Are they healthy? Happy? What the huh?

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Yay for more Brangelina babies. :)


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Who Knew Shiloh Could Speak Full Sentences?

May 28th, 2008

By the looks of the cover, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt gives Life & Style magazine her first interview. In Life & Style’s world premiere exclusive, Shiloh discusses her favorite cartoons, snacks, dolls, bedtime, and why she feels so alone. Shiloh reveals that Angelina Jolie is a bad mother because “Mommy’s knocked up again!” Shiloh says, right before eating an Oreo and sipping her milk. Then the blonde toddler grabbed her cell and speed dialed her driver to hurry up with the limo because she wants a nap.

Gawd.

Shiloh either gave an exclusive interview, or Life & Style has the power to read the mind of a 2-year-old.


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Shiloh Jolie Pitt Turns 2 Years Old Today & Brangelina’s Kids Speak French!

May 27th, 2008

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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt celebrates her birthday today. She was born May 27, 2006, in Namibia, Africa.”Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born,” mom Angelina Jolie has said.

Following in her parents’ glamorous footsteps, Shiloh filmed a small spot in her dad’s upcoming flick The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at just 10 months old.
A friend of Brangelina’s said,

“She is stunning… just like Angie. You can’t believe she’s not a doll.”


She is currently in Cannes, France, where the pregnant-with-twins Jolie has hinted she may give birth. Luckily, Shiloh won’t have a problem burbling out the language.

“[French is] a second language in the house, although I’m still learning and am not going to attempt any of it here today,” Jolie said on May 15. “My children are starting to speak French, so being here is very good for them and their language.”

Gawd, Brad Pitt and Angelina have some cultured, intelligent kids. If only I wasn’t too old for adoption. Angie, not only am I potty trained, but I can cook, clean and babysit too. Disclaimer: I’ll also try my best to drug and hump your man. Just consider it a trade off for free nanny services.


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The Angelina Jolie Drug Video is Good Shit

May 20th, 2008

I was like, Angelina Jolie drug video? Okay. Bor-ring! But this is actually pretty good.

Angie’s high, smiley and intense and it’s like she thinks she’s deep when she talks about her affinity for S&M, accidentally killing her pets and wanting poor kids to have shiny new costumes.

The video is oddly entertaining. The footage is from ‘99 when Angie was 23. Some chick next to her is smoking heroin and Angelina’s in a drug den, but she’s not seen taking drugs during the footage, instead she’s providing insight on a wide range of very important topics. “You’re not supposed to feed your rabbit lettuce?!”


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New Shiloh Jolie Pitt Pictures

May 20th, 2008

Shiloh’s gorgeous! Sixhead and all. Her hair has grown out and she looks like a doll, the perfect mix of her mom and dad’s genes. I can’t wait until Angie’s fraternal twin daughters get here. Sumthin’ tells me one is gonna be gorgeous, the other fug.
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