I was like, Angelina Jolie drug video? Okay. Bor-ring! But this is actually pretty good.
Angie’s high, smiley and intense and it’s like she thinks she’s deep when she talks about her affinity for S&M, accidentally killing her pets and wanting poor kids to have shiny new costumes.
The video is oddly entertaining. The footage is from ‘99 when Angie was 23. Some chick next to her is smoking heroin and Angelina’s in a drug den, but she’s not seen taking drugs during the footage, instead she’s providing insight on a wide range of very important topics. “You’re not supposed to feed your rabbit lettuce?!”
Shiloh’s gorgeous! Sixhead and all. Her hair has grown out and she looks like a doll, the perfect mix of her mom and dad’s genes. I can’t wait until Angie’s fraternal twin daughters get here. Sumthin’ tells me one is gonna be gorgeous, the other fug. (more…)
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt brought their hot asses to the red carpet at Cannes to promote Angelina’s new film, “Kung Fu Panda.” Whenever these two grace the red carpet, orgasms happen. Multiple orgasms. Then every blogger uploads about half a dozen pics and mentions how god damn gorgeous they are. I’m no exception. Behold their beauty! And it’s amazing that Angie’s preggers with twins but she’s still skinny. Not right. (more…)
Angie Jo was forced to confirm she’s preggers with twins after Jack Black announced it first. The two stars were holding an interview with Access Hollywood for their flick, “Kung Fu Panda” when her secret was leaked!
“You’re gonna have as many as (the) ‘Brady Bunch’ when you have these,” Jack joked.
“It’s confirmed? Is it two?”, Natalie asked.
“Yeah, yeah, we’ve confirmed that already,” Angelina responded. “Well, Jack’s just confirmed it actually.”
“Is that true?”, Jack said jokingly.
“Yeah, you did,” Angelina replied.
“Sorry,” Jack concluded.
“So you’re having twins?”, Natalie asked, as Angelina nodded with a ‘yes.’
“Do you know the sexes of the babies”, Natalie asked. “Or, are you keeping that private?”
“We would like to keep that private,” Angelina said.
Now you know Angie is mad as hell! But who cares? Good job, Jack! And Congrats to Brangelina.
Shiloh’s still gorgeous, but her forehead is now a sixhead and her body needs to hurry up and grow at the same pace as her head so she can stop looking like the cutest dwarf I’ve ever seen.
Since Wednesday is hump day I’m turning this one day into bump day for all the pregnant bitches. Here’s your time to bask in all of your knocked up glory, and counting down the days when you pop that little bastard out!
It’s stories like these that make me happy I don’t blog on the weekends. Well, hopefully POTP will be running 7 days or 6 days a week, (it’s in the works). But for now it’s a Monday - Friday thang.
On Saturday Star Magazine reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married in New Orleans. When Brad Pitt’s publicist was questioned he said he has “no idea” if the two got hitched, therefore, unintentionally fueling the rumors.
People magazine now reports that Angie is in Texas filming a movie and they weren’t in New Orleans to begin with.
I say Ashton Kutcher should call up Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and let them film a wedding for an episode of “Pop Fiction.” Now there’s a prank that will work!
Here’s some of the craziest shit I’ve heard in a while! Brad Pitt is related to Barack Obama and Angelina Jolie is related to Hilary Clinton. Both relations are about a million times removed, but I wanna know which geek sat his ass down to figure all this crap out.
Researchers at the New England Historic Genealogical Society discovered that Barack Obama is distant cousins with Brad Pitt and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Alanis Morissette, and Celine Dion. Obama – who wrote his own Just Like Us captions last month – is also distantly related to six presidents, including George W. Bush. Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769, the researchers found.
Clinton – who revealed her worst outfits ever to Us – and Jolie, meanwhile, are ninth cousins, twice removed because they are both related to Jean Cusson who died in St. Sulpice, Quebec, in 1718.
And all this matters why? It doesn’t. They just wanted a reason to write a new story about Angelina and Brad. I’m gonna assume I’m related to ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer cause I’m into the same kinky stuff he is. Get in touch with me Uncle Eliot, we’ll have to get together for a little incest action.
