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Lance Armstrong is a champion. Not only was he able to win the Tour de France seven times in a row, but he was able to knock his girlfriend Anna Hansen up by busting only one nut! Check out the alien hands baby with the fins?!

After Lance suffered from prostate cancer, he no longer had a pair to work with and it's pretty rare that he would be able to conceive again. Luckily Lance's sperm are little champions too! Awwww.

Like Kimora Lee Simmons, Lance let everyone know that his son Max Armstrong was born VIA TWITTER. Lance posted the picture above with the accompanying Tweets:

"Already at the airport in Rome. Headed home!! Baby #4 any minute now. CaNot wait!"

 "Wassup,world? My name is Max Armstrong and I just arrived. My mommy is healthy and so am I!"

@maxarmstrong1 weighed in at 7lbs5oz and is 20 inches long.

Congrats to Lance, Max and Anna!!! Anna can retire any day now.

Lance Armstrong has finally opened up on his unexpected sudden split with Sheryl Crow. Lance tells the New York Post that Sheryl's biological clock was ticking away, so he decided to dump her a*s.

This man is a man whore and a cheating pig. I can't believe he would share something so personal with the world. Sigh. Lance's current girlfriend Anna Hansen wasn't as upfront as Sheryl and got herself knocked up fast. Now that's ironic karma, b*tches!

Lance wrote a new book creatively titled Lance in which the record-breaking Tour de France winner says,

"She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn't want that, but I didn't want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I'd just had kids [Luke, 9, and twins Grace and Bella, 7]. Yet we're up against her biological clock -- that pressure is what cracked it."

Armstrong says that he and Crow even went to a counselor, "but really there's no way to counsel that situation. If somebody wants a child -- man, that's the greatest gift you can give to a woman -- ... who are you to stand there and say I don't want one? So we were at different points in our lives. We were not compatible on that issue."

Lance is trying to sound like a saint when all he wanted to do was continue being a man whore, dating Ashley Olsen and the like before his current girlfriend. He doesn't have to put Sheryl's business out on the street like this.