If you're anything like me, you're blindingly handsome and you've been eagerly awaiting the next installment of Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy ever since the last film hit theaters back in 2008.

The Dark Knight Rises Trailer

Now, we're finally getting our first glimpse of The Dark Knight Rises, which promises to provide an "epic conclusion" to the franchise. Obviously, we won't get to see Heath Ledger reprise his unforgettable role as the Joker this time around, but the film's certainly not short on villains. Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, Tom Hardy as Bane, and, apparently, a gang of angry prisoners are all making things difficult Christian Bale as Batman.

Nolan's series is known for tackling some heavy issues between the big-budget action set pieces, and it looks life this film is no different. "You're gonna wonder how you thought you could live so large and leave so little to the rest of us," Hathaway whispers in Bale's ear at one point. Sounds like someone's been hanging around with Wall Street protesters! Sadly, we'll have to wait until this summer before we can occupy Gotham City.

Anne Hathaway's rep confirmed that Anne is now engaged to Adam Shulman! Anne and Adam began dating in 2008 when she was rebounding for her previous long-term relationship with Raffaello Folleri.

Anne Hathaway has joined the movement! Anne was spotted in the large crowd that amassed at Union Square for Tuesday's Occupy Wall Street demonstration. Anne held a sign up, as you can see, but no one knows WTF the sign said exactly!

Kanye West has also Occupied Wall Street while Jay-Z is trying to exploit the movement for his own financial gain. Many celebrities have joined the protests at one point or another.

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Anne Hathaway chatted with Chelsea Handler for a piece in Interview magazine She revealed some of her guilty pop culture pleasures in life such as 'Jersey Shore' and her obsession with Kate Middleton.

What Do You Think of Jersey Shore?

"I thought the first season of the show was awesome because it was authentic, but I don't watch it any more because now they know that there's a camera there."

Why JWoww is a true Jersey girl.

"I think JWoww is amazing. I love JWoww. She's intense. See, JWoww to me is proper Jersey because she will scrap for a friend."

So, she's in love with Kate Middleton!

"I'm obsessed with Kate Middleton. I loved the Royal Wedding. I was so cynical going into i, and pseudo-political about the whole thing, but as soon as I saw her I was utterly charmed. I'm just completely enchanted by Kate and William. With everything she's doing right now, I say, "Yay, Kate.""

That's right, Anne loves her dose of JWoww and can't get enough of Kate Middleton.... Who doesn't? It's too bad this interview was before Anne showed her rapping skills on Conan O'Brien. I would have loved to hear Chelsea's take on it!

Anne Hathaway appeared on Conan O'Brien's show last night and she told the host that she wrote a rap song about the paparazzi. Anne said that she would perform it "Lil Wayne" style, and she did just that. Anne got really into her sh!tty song and then she pretty much got embarrassed and blushed afterwards, as she should. Annie, there's no need for you to embarrass yourself. You're pretty much an A-list actress that is so well respected, you were asked to co-host the Oscars. Just because you can, or think you can, do something doesn't mean that you should do it on national television.

Anne Hathaway Rapping on Conan O'Brien

The Dark Knight Rises won't hit theaters for another year, buy fanboys geeks such as myself are already drooling in anticipation over the thought of another Chris Nolan Batman flick with Anne Hathaway playing Catwoman. Nolan and Warner Bros usually keep these things very hush-hush until the release date, but this time around they've taken pity on us by releasing a publicity still of Hathaway in the iconic role.

Ok, so it doesn't tell us much, and she doesn't look very catty in it, but it looks like at some point the hops on Batman's motorcycle, which has led to speculation that she's a good guy and not a villain. Either way, Catwoman is usually played for sex appeal and Anne has no problem stripping down for the cameras, so let's hope at some point she puts on something a bit more revealing than a full leather jumpsuit.

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Anne Hathaway and James Franco hosted this year's Academy Awards. James was nominated for Best Actor, which secured his loss cause that would be pretty strange if he won while hosting, right? And then there was Anne, who sang to remind us that she's multi-talented.

The problem with choosing James and Anne to host the show in order to appeal to a younger demographic is simple: They weren't behaving as though they're young.

The only thing on James that moved were the wrinkles that surround his eyes when he smiles. He couldn't have possibly seemed more stiff the entire night. Anne seemed nervous at first, then she quickly got into a comfortable stride. Franco was seriously too sober for my preferences. I think he actually took the gig seriously, which sucks for all of us!

The highlight of the night was when James came out dressed like Marilyn Monroe and told Anne, "You got to wear a tuxedo, so I wore this. Weird part is I just got a text message from Charlie Sheen."

Of all the people who could have hosted the show, I think the Anne & James combo was a strange poor choice. It's clear that the Academy has gotten a bit desperate. My vote's on the cast of Glee hosting the show next year. If the hosts aren't going to deliver in the humor department, they should at least bounce around in choreographed cheesy routines to help us keep our lids open.

The Academy Awards are this Sunday, and though millions of Americans will watch the ceremony and hundreds of blogs like this one will eagerly fill you in on red carpet fashion hits and misses Monday morning, very few people seem to actually care about the nominated films and the awards themselves. Sure, there are critics and hardcore film nerds who have been offering predictions about the winners since before many of the nominated films were even released, but for the most part, the Oscars are viewed as a boring celebration of snobbery, a chance for the Hollywood elite to publicly pat themselves on the back in a 14-hour televised circle jerk.

The question is why? How did the Oscars get so out of touch? Americans love movies, celebrities, and competition; the Oscars should be a high-class Super Bowl, a chance to see our favorite films of the year compete for the highest honor in show biz. Instead, it's yet another opportunity for Hollywood insiders to try to shape our tastes, to tell you what films you should have been dropping your $10.50 on instead of plunking down to see Transformers 2 for the fourth time.

Don't get me wrong; most of my favorite films are critical darlings and award winners. I'm the only person I know who's seen all ten films nominated for Best Picture this year. So yes, I'm one of those "hardcore film nerds" I just mentioned, and even I watch the Oscars in confusion and disbelief every year. The Academy seems to go out of its way to select winners that will alienate the average moviegoer and remind him exactly why he never doesn't give a crap about these "artsy" films or mega-budget award shows.

For an example of this, one needs only to look at this year's front runners for Best Picture: The Social Network and The King's Speech. One of these films will almost certainly go home with the night's big prize on Sunday, and, sadly, I predict The King's Speech will emerge victorious. The Academy has the rare opportunity to give the biggest award in movies to a film that is not only the year's best, but is also a very timely and uniquely American piece of filmmaking. Instead, they'll likely do what they've always done: Give it to a snooty foreign "prestige picture" which few Americans have seen and even fewer would enjoy. The King's Speech is a fine film, but The Social Network is the best reviewed movie of the year and a hit with audiences nationwide. However, the Academy loves classy tearjerkers with British accents for reasons that even most of its members will never understand, and so The King's Speech is almost certain to get the top prize. I hope that I'm wrong and that the Academy gives the nod to The Social Network, the first great film about the 21st Century. Sadly, Oscar voters will probably pass on yet another opportunity to prove that they're something other than a group of aging elitists.

To promote their new movie, Love and Other Drugs, Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway decided to attract publicity the same way as PETA activists and Kim Kardashian - by getting butt-@ss naked!

Anne and Jake took it all off for a series of Entertainment Weekly covers and one kinda creepy shot where they look like little kids who just discovered nipples. Normally, this would be a good way to generate some buzz for a film that looks like another cookie-cutter rom-com. The problem is, anyone who wants to see Jake and (especially) Anne's naughty bits only needs to rent Brokeback Mountain to see the two of them having dusty, hairy 70s cowboy sex. By comparison, a hands-over-boobies EW cover looks pretty tame.

Is it just me or is there something totally un-sexy about these pics? Maybe it's because they have the exact same hair color and generic rich white person look, but these two just give off a brother and sister vibe here. They'd be more convincing as a couple if they looked nothing alike. Like, Jake and the girl from Precious...those would be some hot pics!

Anyway, Anne and Jake went for hot and landed somewhere closer to corny and vaguely unsettling. It's kinda like when your aging aunt shows you the slutty, airbrushed glamor shots she had taken at the mall. You wanna say something nice, but all you can think is, "I have no idea how these pictures are supposed to make me feel, but please take them away now."

Year after year the Coachella festival brings out some of the biggest acts in music and the music-loving Hollywood elite. This year did not disappoint as Paris Hilton, a Coachella regular brought her new Z-list boy toy, surprisingly Reese Witherspoon showed up and Dita Von Teese looked like she was dropped off at the wrong spot. Coachella is scorching hot! I would never wear an ounce of makeup at a place like this but Dita was painted.

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt