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Corey Laffoon is a low rent Daddy Dude. He pockets $3,700 per month in child support checks and Anne Heche let everyone know that he's a "lazy a*s" while on the Late Show With David Letterman.

Corey has responded, saying,

"After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television,

"I wish Anne Heche could see that public bullying isn't good for the soul or positive for her child. It's mean."

ZOMG! No wonder Anne divorced him! I could not stay with a man who used the word "mean" to fire back at anyone. She's not their seven year-old son. "Cruel" has much more of an impact.

I have many issues with Corey's statement. First, why is he reporting that he showed "two different clients two different condominiums." I'm glad that he can count, but people in real estate often do much more than that within a day. He's also calling Homer "her child" when he should have said "our child." And no one cares about what he thinks "isn't good for the soul." Who's soul is he referring to cause Anne obviously doesn't give an eff about his! Corey initially asked for much more money in child support and Anne complained that she's going broke. He's cashing in her checks with a smile. He's a loser!

Anne: 1, Corey: 0.

The original Lindsay Lohan fauxmosexual, Anne Heche appeared on the Late Show With David Letterman last night where she gave one of the most entertaining interviews that I've seen in a while.

Anne Heche whined and complained about her ex-husband Corey Laffoon, whom she had a son, Homer, with. She tries to make Corey sound crazy for wanting to spend some quality time with their son. She should be happy that he wants to be so involved. But when you come from an upbringing as psychotic as Anne's - her father was a gay Baptist minister who allegedly molested her and then died of AIDS - what you consider "normal" is in a whole other sphere.

You'll wanna hold out until the end when Anne talks about checks. She made me laugh out loud and I kind of love her.