Arnold Klein

Michael Jackson wasn't into golden showers, but he did like to whip his wang out and pee in front of people. Maybe that explains the crotch grabbing he did during his performances! He was wishing he could just release the trouser snake and pee in front of his fans.

Michael's doctor and old pal Arnold Klein says Michael had pee'd in front of him along with numerous other people including the child who accused Michael of child molestation.

Dr. Klein insists Jackson did not molest the boy, and says the reason he could describe Jackson's genitals is because Jackson liked to pee in front of other people. Dr. Klein said Jackson thought it was funny.

Arnold also said Michael would pee in a cup while at Klein's home in front of many people including children. My guess is Michael was packing a monster in his pants and wanted to show others there was one area on his body that hadn't been mangled with plastic surgery. At least he wasn't p*ssing on people to mark them as his territory.

Maury Povich doesn't need to be on standby, cause Arnold Klein is the biological father of Michael Jackson's children with Debbie Rowe.

Michael Jr. and Paris are the children that Michael's ex-wife Debbie Rowe gave birf to via surrogate. Arnold Klein is an LA-based dermatologist and Debbie's former boss.

"He is the dad," says a Jackson insider. "He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth."

Though neither Rowe nor Jackson ever confessed to their kids' true lineage, she did admit in 2002 that she carried his children as a personal favor (and would not confirm that the marriage was ever consummated).

"I said, 'Let me do this. You need to be a dad. You have been so good to me,'" Rowe -- who met Jackson when she was a nurse's assistant in the 1980s -- has said.

Suddenly I'm reminded of Princess Diana. There is so much information that will be uncovered. I hope that people won't be creating conspiracy theories and leaking scandalous details for years and years to come. RIP, Michael!