Arrests News

Senator John Kerry's daughter, Alexandra Forbes Kerry, was arrested this a.m. on suspicion of DUI.

Alexandra was in Hollywood at 12:40 a.m. when law enforcement stopped her. She was pulled over for a traffic stop, then arrested and booked at LAPD's Hollywood station.

The 36-year-old film producer and director was released at 5:25.

I wanna know what her blood alcohol level was cause I swear one sip of something good and you're breaking the law.

Mike Tyson is known for being a loose cannon who may explode at anytime, but he seemed to keep somewhat sane over the past year. You can see the crazy in his eyes and those two gold teeth. Never one to let us down, Mike went loco on a paparazzo and was arrested for battery.

TMZ reports Mike was at a ticket stand at the United Airlines terminal when the confrontation happened and Mike beat the photographer down.

We're told Tyson punched the pap in the face and there is blood everywhere.Our guy on the scene says there's blood on the ground and Mike was taken away in a squad car. An ambulance was dispatched at 4:39 PM to LAX -- we're told the paparazzo was transported to a local hospital.

When will people learn to keep at least 200 feet away from Mike Tyson at all times?You could fart at the wrong time and he would pull your head through your as* just because you made a sound. Now think how he's going to react when a paparazzi is taking his picture when he doesn't want to be bothered. Pap's going down!

If Chidi Uzomah wants to be the next American Idol, this is not the best way to score a record deal.

Chidi attacked Ryan Seacrest's security guard last month outside a hospital in the OC. Chidi had a knife on him at the time and today he was also carrying a knife when he was arrested in the E! lobby. Ryan was working in the building at the time of his arrest.

The alleged stalker is 6'4 and 200 lbs. Gaycrest is only like 5'9.

Chidi pled guilty last month in the Orange County hospital incident to three misdemeanors. The judge placed him on three years probation and ordered him to stay away from Ryan.

As a stalker of my ex-boyfriends and current crushes, I would never stalk a celebrity. I like to think that what I do is normal, sane, healthy even, but this Chidi muthafucka is sick and disturbed!

Soulja Boy was arrested last night for attempting to begin another hideous dance craze in Henry County, Georgia last night. Okay so I'm stretching the truth just a little here, but he did get arrested for running from the cops.

The Police showed up to a home where a music video was being shot and when people realized the po-po were there, they took off running, including Souja Boy. A few minutes later his smarts must have caught up with him and he went back to the house where he was arrested for obstruction. He was taken to jail long enough to have this gorgeous mug shot taken, and he was released. Don't run from the cops if you have no reason to!

One of the Fall Out Boys had a fall out with the cops last night in West Hollywood.

FOB lead singer Patrick Stump was arrested last night on a traffic warrant cause the fool isn't suppose to be driving. Heh, how's that for irony!

 The Fall Out Boy lead singer was busted around midnight on a traffic warrant for driving without a license out of Beverly Hills court. After he took the mug shot, Stump posted bail and was released from the West Hollywood Sheriff's Station around 4:30 AM.

That's one sexy receding hair line, and those brows are teetering on the line of looking penciled on. I'm going to print this pic and take it to bed with me tonight to rub one out.

I had a whole post written about domestic violence and how Rihanna shouldn't hit Chris Brown first, but then the official attack report, which was speculated about after the attack, was released and I had to change things up.

Chris Brown got off easy.

I still feel that the law is unjust when it comes to domestic violence. Very often little punishment is given to the male attacker. And when the female is the one who is injuring her partner, the male is too embarrassed to come forward and press charges. It is a hideous crime and cycle and more needs to be done to educate victims about their options. Additionally, instead of throwing someone in jail or giving 'em a slap on the wrist, more should be done to get attackers rehabilitated.

Chris Brown's sentence is as follows:

• 5 years of probation

• 6 months of hard labor to be performed in Richmond, VA.

• Must attend a 52-week domestic violence course

• Must stay 100 yards away from Rihanna

• Must stay 10 yards away from Rihanna at entertainment-related events

• Must provide DNA samples to authorities

• Must not own any dangerous weapons including guns or knives for the next five years

• Is subject to search and seizure 24/7 for the next five years

• Must personally go to court every 3 months during probation. The first appearance will be November 19.

• Must receive approval before leaving the country.

• Must pay $2,500 in restitution, $2,500 in probation expenses, $30 criminal conviction fee, $400 that goes into a domestic violence fund.

They used to be so happy!

Chris Brown is reaping the benefits of celebrity justice and having a very passive and pathetic ex-girlfriend named Robyn Rihanna Fenty.

Chris Brown's lawyer has managed to get the alleged woman beater a plea deal in his brutal assault case. Chris Brown will spend 180 days in a labor domestic violence program and he will serve 5 years probation. We all knew that Chris would get off anyway. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're interested in minute by minute updates on CB, be sure to check out TMZ

David Archuleta's dad Jeffrey Archuleta pleaded no contest after being charged with soliciting prostitution.

On January 14, six Midvale, Utah, police officers entered a massage parlor where they found Jeffrey in the process of busting a nut.

"Two of our detectives went back to that room to stop the activity. Inside they found a female masseuse and male client. At that time an interview ensued and the male client admitted to receiving sexual gratification from the masseuse."

David is some virginal gay Mormon elf and his dad was a crazy stage father who was banned from the American Idol set. Jeffrey has a lot of control issues and he just wanted a release. I really don't know why hand job massage parlors are illegal in the States. That's what's criminal. 

Rapper T.I., real name Clifford J. Harris Jr, reported to an Arkansas prison today at 12:29 pm. T.I. arrived in a black van with tinted windows. He was escorted by three vehicles filled with guards and prison officials who followed his van to the prison grounds.

T.I. was booked in Arkansas on a weapons charge conviction and will be serving a year and a day behind bars.

The three-time Grammy winner was also ordered to pay $100,300 in fines.

T.I. will be just fine. Being an incarcerated rapper must be a walk in the park. I hope. You're either sharing your cell, the cafeteria and the yard with your fans... or your haters. But I'm guessing there's more fans behind bars who'll approach him on an hourly basis and launch into some freestyle so he can hook 'em up in the business. Actually, that would be more of a punishment than the prison term itself!

He'll be out before we know it. :)

Extra TV correspondent and bony ex-girlfriend of egomaniac Simon Cowell, Terri Seymour, got chocked by a 33 year-old, 200-lb woman at last night's American Idol finale.

Janice Thibodeaux approached Terri and asked her if she's Simon's girlfriend. She then attempted to choke Terri! I guess Terri's response didn't suit her fancy. The psycho fan did this all at an American Idol taping where there's security everywhere. She was then booked on felony battery and is being held on $52,700 bail.

Terri reportedly refused medical treatment and was escorted out by three cops. Fans! And why is TMZ leaving out the only detail we wanna know - is Terri going back out with Simon or not?!! Dayum.