Arrests News

If Chidi Uzomah wants to be the next American Idol, this is not the best way to score a record deal.

Chidi attacked Ryan Seacrest's security guard last month outside a hospital in the OC. Chidi had a knife on him at the time and today he was also carrying a knife when he was arrested in the E! lobby. Ryan was working in the building at the time of his arrest.

The alleged stalker is 6'4 and 200 lbs. Gaycrest is only like 5'9.

Chidi pled guilty last month in the Orange County hospital incident to three misdemeanors. The judge placed him on three years probation and ordered him to stay away from Ryan.

As a stalker of my ex-boyfriends and current crushes, I would never stalk a celebrity. I like to think that what I do is normal, sane, healthy even, but this Chidi muthafucka is sick and disturbed!

Soulja Boy was arrested last night for attempting to begin another hideous dance craze in Henry County, Georgia last night. Okay so I'm stretching the truth just a little here, but he did get arrested for running from the cops.

The Police showed up to a home where a music video was being shot and when people realized the po-po were there, they took off running, including Souja Boy. A few minutes later his smarts must have caught up with him and he went back to the house where he was arrested for obstruction. He was taken to jail long enough to have this gorgeous mug shot taken, and he was released. Don't run from the cops if you have no reason to!

One of the Fall Out Boys had a fall out with the cops last night in West Hollywood.

FOB lead singer Patrick Stump was arrested last night on a traffic warrant cause the fool isn't suppose to be driving. Heh, how's that for irony!

 The Fall Out Boy lead singer was busted around midnight on a traffic warrant for driving without a license out of Beverly Hills court. After he took the mug shot, Stump posted bail and was released from the West Hollywood Sheriff's Station around 4:30 AM.

That's one sexy receding hair line, and those brows are teetering on the line of looking penciled on. I'm going to print this pic and take it to bed with me tonight to rub one out.

I had a whole post written about domestic violence and how Rihanna shouldn't hit Chris Brown first, but then the official attack report, which was speculated about after the attack, was released and I had to change things up.

Chris Brown got off easy.

I still feel that the law is unjust when it comes to domestic violence. Very often little punishment is given to the male attacker. And when the female is the one who is injuring her partner, the male is too embarrassed to come forward and press charges. It is a hideous crime and cycle and more needs to be done to educate victims about their options. Additionally, instead of throwing someone in jail or giving 'em a slap on the wrist, more should be done to get attackers rehabilitated.

Chris Brown's sentence is as follows:

• 5 years of probation

• 6 months of hard labor to be performed in Richmond, VA.

• Must attend a 52-week domestic violence course

• Must stay 100 yards away from Rihanna

• Must stay 10 yards away from Rihanna at entertainment-related events

• Must provide DNA samples to authorities

• Must not own any dangerous weapons including guns or knives for the next five years

• Is subject to search and seizure 24/7 for the next five years

• Must personally go to court every 3 months during probation. The first appearance will be November 19.

• Must receive approval before leaving the country.

• Must pay $2,500 in restitution, $2,500 in probation expenses, $30 criminal conviction fee, $400 that goes into a domestic violence fund.

They used to be so happy!

Chris Brown is reaping the benefits of celebrity justice and having a very passive and pathetic ex-girlfriend named Robyn Rihanna Fenty.

Chris Brown's lawyer has managed to get the alleged woman beater a plea deal in his brutal assault case. Chris Brown will spend 180 days in a labor domestic violence program and he will serve 5 years probation. We all knew that Chris would get off anyway. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're interested in minute by minute updates on CB, be sure to check out TMZ

David Archuleta's dad Jeffrey Archuleta pleaded no contest after being charged with soliciting prostitution.

On January 14, six Midvale, Utah, police officers entered a massage parlor where they found Jeffrey in the process of busting a nut.

"Two of our detectives went back to that room to stop the activity. Inside they found a female masseuse and male client. At that time an interview ensued and the male client admitted to receiving sexual gratification from the masseuse."

David is some virginal gay Mormon elf and his dad was a crazy stage father who was banned from the American Idol set. Jeffrey has a lot of control issues and he just wanted a release. I really don't know why hand job massage parlors are illegal in the States. That's what's criminal. 

Rapper T.I., real name Clifford J. Harris Jr, reported to an Arkansas prison today at 12:29 pm. T.I. arrived in a black van with tinted windows. He was escorted by three vehicles filled with guards and prison officials who followed his van to the prison grounds.

T.I. was booked in Arkansas on a weapons charge conviction and will be serving a year and a day behind bars.

The three-time Grammy winner was also ordered to pay $100,300 in fines.

T.I. will be just fine. Being an incarcerated rapper must be a walk in the park. I hope. You're either sharing your cell, the cafeteria and the yard with your fans... or your haters. But I'm guessing there's more fans behind bars who'll approach him on an hourly basis and launch into some freestyle so he can hook 'em up in the business. Actually, that would be more of a punishment than the prison term itself!

He'll be out before we know it. :)

Extra TV correspondent and bony ex-girlfriend of egomaniac Simon Cowell, Terri Seymour, got chocked by a 33 year-old, 200-lb woman at last night's American Idol finale.

Janice Thibodeaux approached Terri and asked her if she's Simon's girlfriend. She then attempted to choke Terri! I guess Terri's response didn't suit her fancy. The psycho fan did this all at an American Idol taping where there's security everywhere. She was then booked on felony battery and is being held on $52,700 bail.

Terri reportedly refused medical treatment and was escorted out by three cops. Fans! And why is TMZ leaving out the only detail we wanna know - is Terri going back out with Simon or not?!! Dayum.

Drew Peterson, the former police sergeant and prime suspect in the disappearance of his fourth wife, Stacy Peterson, has been indicted on murder charges related to his third wife, Kathleen Savio.

Peterson was taken into custody today!

A grand jury indicted Peterson in the murder of his third wife, Kathleen Savio, whose death had been ruled an accidental drowning.

He said the grand jury continues to meet and is studying the possibility of charges in Stacy Peterson's disappearance.

After Stacy Peterson went missing in October 2007, media frenzy and police scrutiny on Peterson revealed Savio had died mysteriously a few years earlier during a nasty divorce.

Savio died just before the division of the marital assets was finalized, making Drew Peterson the sole beneficiary.

Drew said that Savio had died of an accidental drowning, but her body was found in a dry bathtub! Her death has now been ruled a "homicide staged to look like an accident."

Kathleen Savio's brother Nick said,

"The state police had been telling us the day was coming. We kept hearing it for about eight months. I'm almost in tears here. It's been so hard for our family."

This is the feel good story of the month. Drew Peterson is a sick, sick heartless man. May he forever regret the days that he allegedly killed his young, poor, innocent wives.

Britney Spears' mild disaster of a tour continues. When Brit Brit isn't the one announcing some random shiz, having her extensions pulled out, shimmying to the beat of her flapping tampon string or pausing her set cause there's a little herb in the air, her fans take over the crazy train for her.

Britney Spears' psycho fan Kyle King knows that he paid way too much to watch the poptart lip synch, so he took matters into his own hands - jumping on stage and scaring the Cheetos out of Britney.

Twenty year-old Kyle King was extremely uncooperative with the po po, so they arrested him and booked him for interfering with police.  He was released this morning after paying a $250 bond and is due in Norwich Superior Court on June 18.

Security at the Mohegan Sun in Conneticut has some explaining to do!!