Arrests (Page 4)

Ted Williams has been slapped in the face not only by fame, but by his daughter Janey. During an argument at the Renaissance Hotel in Hollywood Monday night, the two got into a physical altercation and were taken to the police station. Neither filed charges and both were released.

Wanting to tell the world exactly what happened, Williams appeared on Entertainment Tonight. His daughter Janey hooked up with Dr. Phil to sell tell her side of the story.  During their argument on Monday, Ted said he told Janey to "shut the hell up and let me talk to your mother" and that's when his daughter went nuts and hit him. Janey says her newly famous dad is full of shiznit, and it's when he began cussing at her that she gave him the smack down.

"He said 'You, you fat [expletive], and when he said that, I just got angry."

Jaime Pressly is bringing sexy back in her mugshot from her arrest last night. Pressly was arrested last night for DUI and released this morning on $15,000 bail. She looks like she was rocked on more than just a few drinks.

Lt. Darrell Lowe says the co-star of TV's "My Name is Earl" was stopped for a traffic violation around 11 p.m. Wednesday and booked on suspicion of DUI but he's not releasing any details. Lowe says no traffic collision was involved.

Pressly's blood-alcohol level wasn't immediately released.

We actually have a weekly newspaper in my town with nothing but mugshots of folks who were recently arrested for things like writing bad checks, DUI, prostitution, assault and everything in between. The best part about the chicks arrested for soliciting is they look like they've taken a beating from an ugly tree, and inhaled all the crack they could find in the city just hours before their arrest. They're hot.

It's better than people-watching in Walmart, and I just pray I don't end up in 'The Slammer' newspaper myself one day.

'My Name Is Earl' star Jaime Pressly, or some of you might know her better as the chick in the Axe commercial that cleans the balls, was stopped around 11 last night after committing a traffic violation. A field sobriety test was performed and Pressly was arrested on suspicion of DUI.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ there were no drugs in Jaime's car.  We're also told no children were in the car.  And, we know, there was no car accident.  The only other circumstance in which bail is set at $15,000 -- the normal amount is $5,000 -- is when the driver's blood-alcohol level is higher than .15.  

We have not, however, been able to confirm Jaime's level.

Go hard or go home! She was pounding some serious drinks if her bail is set so high and her blood alcohol level was more than .15. Maybe if she offered to clean the officer's balls when he pulled her over, he would have let her go?!?

"It cleans your balls!"

You may remember Brittanya O'Campo as a finalist on Rock of Love Bus, but I'm sure you also remember those crazy dimple piercings she had in her cheeks too. I'm not into the facial piercing myself and I think the dimple piercings are ridiculous, but somehow Brittanya manages to pull it off.

Don't let those fake dimples fool you, this ho is crazy! According to TMZ, Brittanya checked into the Ventura County Jail in California yesterday to serve 6 months after pleading guilty to assault with a deadly weapon and misdemeanor battery for an incident that happened in 2008. So, what happened exactly? Brittanya beat up another chick with a pimp cup! That's gangsta right there.

The woman on the receiving end of O'Campo's pimp smack was so busted up ... she needed several stitches to close the wounds.

Brittanya twittered a goodbye note to her fans saying, "I will be locked up for 6 monthes [sic]. I can only get PostCards, no letters or packages."

Those Rock of Love girls are top notch women. She could have thrown a beer bottle or pulled the chick's weave, but she kept it classy by giving her a serious beat down with a pimp cup. After hearing about this incident, Lil Wayne must be falling in love with Brittanya.

Between The Situation's giant ego and Pauly D's giant hair, it's easy to forget that Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is even on Jersey Shore. So sometimes, Ronnie has to knock somebody the eff out to get some attention. Unfortunately, this time it got him the attention of the Jersey state police.

Remember that episode in season 1, when Ronnie beat the hell out of some dude? Probably not, because MTV didn't air the incident, but they did air Ronnie bragging about it afterward, and now that footage is being used as evidence for a case that could have Sammi Sweetheart's boyfriend (?) doing his GTL behind bars. The fact that charges are just now being filed against Ronnie for an incident that happened over a year ago is being taken by some as a sign that the prosecutor is looking to make him an example for all the other tribal-tattooed d-bags trolling around Jersey.

So I guess we can all learn a lesson from Ronnie's misfortune: Next time you're on a reality show and you knock some dude out, don't proceed to brag about it in front of the cameras. I mean, I guess you could just not knock people out, but where's the fun in that? Maybe MTV should just stop filming people doing illegal crap.

'Pretty Wild' star Alexis Neiers can't keep her @ss out of trouble. Alexis was part of the Hollywood Burglar Bunch who robbed celebrities such as Orlando Bloom, Lindsay Lohan, and Audrina Patridge just to name a few. Alexis was sentenced to six months in jail and three years probation after pleading no contest to felony burglary charges for taking part in the Orlando Bloom heist.

According to TMZ, Alexis never checked in for probation after being released from jail in July, and the authorities paid a visit to her home and found a nice surprise. Heroin!

Law enforcement sources tell us cops searched the place, discovered black tar heroin ... and immediately placed Neiers under arrest.  Calls to Neiers' reps have not been returned.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Neiers was also found with a fake Florida driver's license. All in all, she was booked on three counts -- probation violation, possession of a controlled substance, and perjury (for the fake ID).

All of the b!tches on that show are out of control and are completely fuct in the head. Earlier this year, Alexis' sister-but-not-really-her-sister Tess Taylor made the headlines when these photos of her topless and smoking a bong hit the internet. Put all of these hoes in jail or rehab!

Lindsay Lohan is no stranger to the law, but she is learning that she can't just say that she's wearing someone else's coke-filled jeans anymore cause she will have to face the consequences now.

Lindsay was locked up this morning and she will remain in jail until Oct. 22 when she'll go on trial. Lindsay haters are loving this and so are her jealous "friends" who constantly sell her out to the media. When Lindsay took her last mugshot (on the right), posted below, folks said she was smiling.

Check out Lindsay's mugshot that was taken today, at the top of this post; she's clearly not smiling, which doesn't mean sh!t really. Lindsay will get better when she wants to, until then folks should get off her firesnatch and allow a trainwreck to self-destruct peacefully, without your help.

Lindsay Lohan showed up to court this morning wearing some hawt sunglasses, a nice dress and some $1,195 Christian Louboutin heels, but none of that mattered to Judge Elden Fox cause she's not a LiLo fan.

Lindsay had to appear in court for testing positive for cocaine and for Adderal.

Judge Fox did not hear any argument from the lawyers before making his ruling. Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, told TMZ the judge had no legal basis for denying her client bail. Lindsay was handcuffed in court before being taken into custody.

People who commit such a misdemeanor offense have to be offered bail! Lindsay is an effed up brat, but the judge is effed up too. Linds was reportedly shocked when she was remanded into custody. She was taken to a Sheriff's vehicle, covered by a blanket.

Lindsay is expected to be in jail until at least Oct. 22.

I know many of you are all 'Haha!' about this, but I don't like it at all. Imagine if your judge didn't follow protocol and sent you to jail when you should have been offered bail. You wouldn't think it was so funny then. I don't believe jail will fix Lindsay either, although she needs it. No one changes until he or she wants to, and Lindsay clearly isn't there yet. She didn't even write her Twitter apology. Her friends wrote it while she was drinking, yes the same "friends" who probably wrote it so that they could tell the press they were behind it. Linds' inner circle sucks worse than she does.

Stay tuned...

Simon Barney, the husband of Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney, was arrested on battery charges this morning at Tamra's OC home.

Tamra and Simon announced back in January that they were getting divorced, but despite still being estranged, they remain technically married.

According to a police report, Simon and Tamra got into a fight over custody of the couple's small dog. Simon freaked out (as people who own small dogs tend to do) and threw a leash at Tamra, who then decided to call the cops. Simon was arrested and released on bail.

What's up with C-list reality husbands having little domestic sh*t fits this week? First the sextuplets dad, now this? What's next Micahele Salahi's husband gets arrested for flossing with her skinny a*s? They say there's no such thing as bad publicity, but I think domestic violence arrests might be the one exception to that rule.

Looks like the pressure of raising six freakin' three year-olds has finally gotten to Bryan Masche. The Raising Sextuplets star was arrested in Arizona and charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and threatening domestic violence.

According to a statement issued by police, a relative of the Masches called 911 when Bryan began yelling and "using profanities." If I were raising six toddlers, I think the only thing to come out of my mouth would be profanities, but apparently Bryan took it a step further. The report also mentions a "female victim," presumably Bryan's wife and aspiring Octomom, Jennifer Mashce.

Bryan was released on bail, and it looks like no one got hurt, so it's unlikely that he'll do any jail time. It's a good thing Bryan didn't play the "Do you know who I am?" card - all of the arresting officers claim that they didn't recognize him from TV. Talk about adding insult to injury!

My guess is Jen and Bryan will joining Jon and Kate in divorce court real soon.