Arrests (Page 6)

I actually watched the live stream of Lindsay Lohan's arrival at a Beverly Hills courthouse where she turned herself into authorities this morning. Yesterday Lindsay tweeted: "the only "bookings" that i'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i'd be "booking" into Jail... eeeks" - this has been is a diva till the end and I love it. You caused it honey!

Lindsay did not cry when she was handcuffed and she was stoic. Good for her! Prove your haters wrong, Lindsay! You can do it.

Back to Lindsay's surrender: She was walking so fast and some of her hair was being blown back by the gust of her strut and I think she looked fierce. She made the path to the court building's front door into a damn runway and I choose to believe b*tch was working it like she was on the catwalk. I bow down Lindsay. I love your divatude!

Last night I was texting a POTP reader, fellow blogger, and acquaintance of mine, who just so happens to live on the same street as Lindsay Lohan. She may be reading this and she knows who she is. She's always giving me the inside scoop that I don't post here and saying things like, "By the way, I went clubbing with Jay-Z last night..." luv her! Anyway, she says that Lindsay's sense of entitlement kills her.

I love hearing from people who know what they're talking about, but I think we've all noticed it. Lindsay is a b*tch and she's proud, the only problem is that she's too much of a b*tch and she wants to steal things and not pay for them and say eff you to rules cause she's THEE Lindsay Lohan. That doesn't work for everyone. I should know; I've told bouncers at exclusive clubs in Hollywood 'Don't you know who I am?!' so I could get in the door and they were like "WTF?!" as our staring contest intensified. Acting like the rules don't apply to you only works in movies and on reality TV shows. Even those in Hollywood are not exempt.

Also: Robert Shapiro quit Lindsay's case, but her former lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley is back with Lindsay after Shawn stopped representing her on July 8. Hopefully Linds will put her entitlement to the side and treat Shawn respectfully and show some gratitude.

I’ve always argued that being kicked in the balls is one of the most painful things that can happen to a person.  However, many of my female friends claim that it takes a back seat to a solid boob punch. This argument will likely never be settled, unless that pregnant dude that was on "Oprah" agrees to be kicked in the balls, then socked in his disturbingly ample breasts, and then gives us a detailed account of which one hurt more.

Anyway, my point is that I hear that getting punched in the boobs hurts, and that’s just what Jaleel White, best known for his gratingly unforgettable portrayal of Urkel on the long-running ABC sitcom "Family Matters", got arrested for over the weekend.

Arresting officer Carl Winslow says that after Urkel punched his female companion (purportedly his baby mama) in her left breast implant, he proceeded to throw her down on a toilet, hard enough to break the tank. This s*it is certainly not funny. A man hitting a woman never is, even if said man happens to be walking punch-line, Urkel.

However, It does raise an interesting idea, which happens to be kinda funny. That is: How ‘bout we start retiring iconic sitcom actors to some island somewhere where they can’t do anything to ruin the image that we all have of the characters they portrayed by being d*ckheads in real life?  Michael Richards is dropping N-bombs all over L.A., Gary Coleman fell down some stairs after a lifetime of being f’ed-up and Henry Winkler is probably doing something lame somewhere, but that shouldn’t ruin our memories of Kramer, the Fonz or whoever the hell Gary Coleman played.

Thus, Urkel treating his baby mama’s fake boobies like punching bags, shouldn’t effect our… eh, screw it; Urkel was lame. Let’s sentence him to a lifetime of in-character mall appearances and move on.

Gossip Girl pretty boy Chace Crawford has been charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession. It all began on June 4 when Chace was arrested in a car that was parked outside a pub in his hometown of Plano, Texas. The cops discovered a joint in the car.

Is it just me, or does Chace look like he's been locked up for a few years?! Don't cross him.

An insider says that Chace "is pissed" because he wasn't smoking and the pot was his friend's. Sounds like something Lindsay Lohan would say.

Yet an old frat brother of the actor's from Pepperdine University says the star indulged back in the day. "In college, we use to cut class and go lie on the beach and smoke weed. It sucks that he got arrested!"

Chace could face up to six months in jail. This is bullsh*t. How pathetic are we in the States where marijuana is illegal?! On a sidenote, Chace suddenly became hotter to me. He's a bit of an uptight prick on Gossip Girl, but I like dudes with a bit of an edge to 'em.

This is embarrassing! The Real Housewives of New York City's best new addition, Sonja Morgan has been arrested for allegedly driving while drunk. How crazy is that? Ramona is the one who is always drunk off her a*s!

The 46-year-old was in the trendy Hamptons for the holiday weekend and reportedly got stopped on First Neck Lane In Southhampton after allegedly blowing past a stop sign.

Sonja failed a field sobriety test. No other details are available at this time.

Juan-Carlos Cruz, a Food Network chef, has been charged with attempted murder for allegedly trying to hire two homeless men to kill his wife Jennifer Campbell.

The homeless men Juan-Carlos Cruz allegedly tried to hire to kill his wife claim they were instructed to "cut [a] woman's throat."

Juan allegedly promised some homeless men (little Dave and Big Dave) that he would pay them $1,000 for killing his wife. According to the homeless men, Juan gave one of them a box cutter, disposable cell phone, gloves and a pocket watch. He also gave him five 100 dollar bills, which were ripped in half.

Cruz told him he picked his wife up at a certain place each day, and he wanted one of the homeless men to jump out as she got in her car and slit her throat.

Big Dave got arrested on a loitering charge, and told the cop about Cruz's plan. The next day, the cops got in touch with all three men and asked for their cooperation in busting Cruz.

Little and Big Dave met with Cruz while they were wired and the popo were videotaping the meeting. When Big Dave told Cruz he didn't want to kill the woman in public, Cruz said he'll give him his access code to his apartment so they could strangle her when she walks in. He then drove Big Dave to his apartment and showed him how he could avoid security cameras. Cruz also told the men that he ripped the money in half because someone had taken off with his money before when he didn't rip the cash in half.

The D.A. says they will ask for bail to be set at $2,000,000.

British actress Charlotte Lewis, 44, alleges that Roman Polanski molested her when she was 16 years old. Polanski, who is under house arrest in Switzerland and is fighting extradition, has already pled guilty in 1977 to having sex with a 13 year-old girl.

Charlotte says that the abuse occurred while she was working on the movie "Pirates" in 1982.

Lewis' attorney Gloria Allred says she hopes her client's allegations will affect sentencing for Polanski. A spokesperson from the D.A.'s Office would not say if Lewis' claims will be used for the extradition or sentencing case involving Polanski.

Jenna Jameson' baby daddy of her twin boys, Tito Ortiz was arrested today at Huntington Beach in Orange County, CA. Someone called 911 today at 9:53 and reported a "disturbance."

When cops arrived at the couple's home Jenna Jameson had "visible injuries." Tito is currently in custody and on his way to a Huntington Beach jail. Tito and Jenna are not married -- but they have twin boys together.

Girlicious singer Natalie Mejia has a thing for coke and I'm not talking about soda pop. Girlicious isn't even really a group. They were basically made on the CW show Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious which was created by Robin Antrin who was a founder of the Pussycat Dolls.

According to E! Online, Natalie was on her way to the airport with Peter Asencio when they were pulled over for speeding. The cops ran Peter's license and found out it was suspended which led them to do a search of the vehicle. During their search, they found a dozen bags of cocaine in Natalie's Gucci purse.

The duo was booked on a count of suspicion of possessing cocaine for sale or distribution. After logging a night in jail, Mejia was released on $30,000 bail  and is due to be arraigned today. A preliminary hearing has been set for April 15.

She's a fashionable drug dealer! I want to know where they planned to hide the coke when they got to the airport? It's not like she could leave it in her purse and let it go through the scanner. She may be one of those dedicated drug runners who will take one for the team and hide it in her vag for the transport... or hide it in other darker and dirtier places. Ewww.

Here's a photo of Natalie when she hasn't been crying her eyes out after getting busted with cocaine.

Deadliest Catch star Jake Harris whose father Captain Phil Harris passed away earlier this month, is currently in jail and being held on a $1,500 bond.

Police stopped Harris for driving erratically at approximately 9 p.m. He refused to take a Breathalyzer test and was being held on suspicion of DUI, hit and run, and driving with a suspended license which are all misdemeanors.

Poor Jake went out to drown his sorrows in a few beers and it landed him in the clink. Drinking doesn't make the pain go away, it just numbs it for a little while. If Captain Phil was still alive, he would have made Jake pay bail out of his own pocket and dragged him out by the nuts. That's how it should be done!

I Love New York 2 contestant Jamal Trulove has been convicted of first-degree murder in the death of Seu Kuka. This is the second VH1 reality show contestant to commit murder in the past year with the first being Jasmine Fiore killed and stuffed into a suitcase by Megan Wants a Millionaire contestant Ryan Jenkins.

Jamal's conviction was based on an eyewitness to the slaying. There were 25 people who witnessed the incident but she was the only one to testify.

She said she was "100 percent" sure Trulove was the gunman. Three months after the murder, she was surprised to see Trulove on the VH-1 series "I Love New York 2" as a potential suitor of reality TV veteran Tiffany "New York" Pollard.

The witness who testified is scared for her life and has entered the witness protection program. Jamal only appeared on the first episode of 'I Love New York 2' because he was booted for fighting. I hope VH1 fires its casting directors and does a better job on background checks from now on!