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This marriage is doomed! Papa Joe continues his reign of cockblocking, has a bachelor party with Pete where he probably gave suggestions on how to make Ashlee orgasm on their wedding night.
Pete Wentz and Joe Simpson dined with a few of Wentz’s pals at the paparazzi hot spot Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills for a two-hour guys-only bachelor dinner.
Beer and wine were in steady supply at the table, and the tab, totaling nearly $1,000, was magnanimously picked up by the future father-in-law.
The group left the photographer-swarmed eatery after 11 p.m.
“I’m a happy camper,” Simpson said as he made his departure. Wentz, meanwhile, eschewed questions about his rapidly forthcoming nuptials, instead joking that the group spent the night discussing the finer points of his facial hair.
When asked what he and Simpson discussed, the Fall Out Boy quipped that the patriarch was “only concerned with my mustache.”
Papa Joe wants Pete to shave his mustache so it won’t tickle Ashlee’s vag when he gives her oral. Nasty Joe just has to get in the middle of everything! Poor Pete.
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I love this picture of Ashlee. You can barely see her nose. She looks like a bird fo sho.
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“So my buddy TJ is the guy I was telling you about who hooked up with Ashley Simpson while she was with Pete Wentz. He’s just some normal dude -no industry connects.
He met Ashley at some club in West Hollywood a little over a year ago and they shacked up a few times over a two month period or so. We used to give him shit about her taste in guys because she was dating that tool box Pete Wentz.
TJ never admitted to sleeping with her, but when I asked him about her pregnancy he said “I did the math dude, trust me, it’s not mine.” haaa, I hope not!. These are the pics TJ sent me last year when they showed up on some Ashley fan site -enjoy”
So whoever wrote this lil blurb sounds like a mutha effin’ soCal frat boy! He met Ashley “at some club” and they “shacked up.” Scratch that. What frat boy says “shacked up”? And btw, West Hollywood is the gay part of town, where all the gay clubs are at. Does this dude swing both ways? And he didn’t sperminate the ho either. BOR-RING!
If Ashlee and Pete just started screwing and she let some douche dip his peen in her, I could care less. She already admitted that when her and Pete started sucking faces when they were both in other relationships. This no shocker but it makes me wonder if Ash will be bangin’ other dudes while Pete’s on tour?
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Ashlee Simpson took a jab at Britney Spears during an interview in which she called Brit a ‘trashy girl’. Come on Ashlee, call her crazy, a train wreck or just plain psycho but she’s not trashy. Alright so maybe Brit is trashy but doesn’t every Hollywood ho have a little trash in ‘em? Hell Ashlee has a little trash in her every night and his name is Pete Wentz. 
“In an interview the other day, they asked me what I thought, ‘You’ve had one too many Britney Spears’ means,” Ashlee says. “I was like, ‘What?’ And they said it means you’ve had one too many beers. I was like, ‘Oh, you’ve had one too many trashy girls!”
But the redheaded 23-year-old, falling into a fit of giggles, expressed remorse over the comment afterwards. “I was like, ‘Oh my God, I can’t believe I just said that!” Ashlee says. “It was really bad. I felt horrible.”
Ashlee didn’t feel horrible about her comment, she felt horrible about the fact that assholes like me will write about it!
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Those are some mommy to be jugs!
The eye-catching size of her bust pictured above will only increase speculation, as it looks like she’s developed a pair of Christina Aguilera-style pregnancy boobs.
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This bitch is knocked up! 
Every pic I see of Ashlee, she looks thicker. Not confirming your pregnancy is the new, ‘that’s hot!’ or ‘I’m bringing sexy back.’ Still following? Didn’t think so. I just miss those catch phrases. Anywho, this baby is in trouble.
You know Ashlee and Pete are totally gonna get high with their kid, show it how to roll joints, apply guyliner, flat iron your hair, dress emo. It’s gonna be one big mess. This baby’s gonna have some tattoos by the time he or she hits 8th grade. Future train wreck alert and destined for rehab! Lovin’ it.
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Ashlee Simpson is looking sexy in Shape Magazine! Actually, I think she looks hungry but that nose really does make her look hawt instead of emo… If only she’d do something about that long ass butt chin.
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