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Your boob tube will no longer be blessed with Ashlee Simpson running around Melrose Place. Her character is being written off of the show! She's not the only one being kicked off, Colin Egglesfield is being shown the door also.

I watched maybe five minutes of an episode and just couldn't get into it. Ashlee isn't exactly a stellar actress so it shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that she's booted from Melrose. Executive producer Todd Slavkin says this is the direction they planned on going with the show from the beginning.

“We felt that once the murder mystery [involving their characters] was resolved, the tone of the show was going to shift … and [Simpson-Wentz's] character would move on.”

Of course Ashlee was thrilled to be on the show cause it's not like her career (whatever it may be) was going anywhere, and she released a statement expressing her gratitude for having a chance to be on the failing show.

“Having the chance to play Violet on Melrose Place has been a thrill... Playing a creepy, unstable character was something I always wanted to do... Thanks to the CW and the entire cast and crew of Melrose Place for allowing me this opportunity.”

Now that her schedule has cleared up, she's got plenty of time to pop out more babies!

Could someone sperminate Jessica Simpson already before she gets super whiny about wanting a kid?

In a recent interview, Ashlee Simpson said her sister wants a kid of her own and is constantly saying "'Oh, I want a baby.'" Does Jess think babies are like new handbags or a new puppy that you just cuddle for a little bit then have your assistant take care of it?

Does she know where babies come from? This is Jessica Simpson we're talking about, so you can't be too safe. If she wants a baby so badly she could adopt one like the rest of Hollywood does when they go into baby heat.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz filmed an episode of Rachel Ray that will air on September 15. Ashlee's been out promoting for Melrose Place, a CW spin-off where she plays a character named Violet.

Ashlee said,

"I could do the splits when I was nine months pregnant. I could put my leg over my head still. I used to be a ballerina."

I used to be a ballerina too, but I can't put my legs over my head anymore. I used to walk around the house doing splits all the time when I was younger. But if I tried that shiz now, I'd break multiple bones in the attempt and be forced to tongue-dial 911 to get me to the hospital asap.

I dunno how Ashlee's managed to remain so flexible for so long.

With the exception of some D-list CW stars and Lindsay Blohan, the number of famous females who look like they haven't eaten in weeks appeared to be in decline.

But Ashlee Simpson is here to pick up where former skeletor and currently pregnant Nicole Richie left off. Ashlee was photographed going to dinner with friends at Nobu 57 in New York last night. Did she have a large portion of water accompanied by a single serving of gum?!

Is it just me or does it seem like Jessica Simpson and her sis Ashlee haven't been seen together in a while?

Maybe they have, but it's not like I search the Net on a daily basis for pictures and stories of them together cause frankly my dear, I don't care much! The two spent time together having din-din at Katsuya over the weekend and apparently Jess needed help in her car after drinking too much. Maybe Jessica could talk Ashlee Simpson into getting out in the sun once every few days. Just because you're married to a pale ass dude doesn't mean you have to be one, too!

It's funny how A-listers don't attend these events. It's great PR for the C and D-list crowd, but the more famous-er and richer you are, the less you show your face with the rest of the D-list, even if it's for a worthy cause.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, hubby Pete Wentz and their big baby Bronx attended the fundraiser. Denise Richards was also in attendance. Denise is always at fundraisers, as is Lauren Conrad and Nick Lachey. Something tells attendees receive a gift bag that's filled with pure awesome.

Bronx Mowgli is still adorable! This has been an 'Is He Still Cute?' update provided by POTP. Bronx looks like Ashlee Simpson, but he's got Pete's dark eyes.

Father Peter Wentz isn't exactly a pro at the whole Fatherhood thing. Pete reportedly struggled to get Bronx's stroller in the backseat and his bodyguard couldn't help him cause he was screaming at waiting fans for being in Pete's way.

Bronx is just so cute! And is that a butt chin I see? Yep. He's definitely workin' with his mama's genes.

Word on the blogs is that Ashlee Simpson is preggers with baby number two. Bronxina is on the way!

Ace Showbiz is reporting that Ashlee is "just a few weeks along" but that she is "beyond thrilled" to be pregnant again. She plans to keep the news quiet for at least two more months before going public.

Ashlee hopes the baby she is carrying will make her and Pete closer than ever as their hectic schedules have made them strained. "She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal."

Ashlee is married to her baby daddy, she doesn't need to have a second child to "hang on to" Pete's dick! I rather hear a rumor about Papa Joe giving Pete sex tips advice cause at least we'd know that rumor is actually true.

You know I love me some Ashlee Simpson, but just because I heart the Simpson girls does not mean that I won't call a fugly baby fugly. Bronx Mowgli Wentz is... drumroll please, he's actually a cutie pie! He's got a lot of baby fat on him and I don't think he looks like either of his parents, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Here's Ashlee and her "happy accident" Bronx yesterday in New York City. I really wanna see some, as in ANY, photos of Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson and the baby together. Although Ashlee's Fall Out Boy hubby parties with strippers, Ash and Bronx are currently accompanying Pete on tour. ;)

As you know, I just love the Simpson family. I think they're the cutest. Papa Joe is such a supportive dad and a fan of both Ashlee's husband Pete Wentz and Jessica's boyfriend Tony Romo. Joe Simpson is a great dad.

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