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It's funny how A-listers don't attend these events. It's great PR for the C and D-list crowd, but the more famous-er and richer you are, the less you show your face with the rest of the D-list, even if it's for a worthy cause.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, hubby Pete Wentz and their big baby Bronx attended the fundraiser. Denise Richards was also in attendance. Denise is always at fundraisers, as is Lauren Conrad and Nick Lachey. Something tells attendees receive a gift bag that's filled with pure awesome.

Bronx Mowgli is still adorable! This has been an 'Is He Still Cute?' update provided by POTP. Bronx looks like Ashlee Simpson, but he's got Pete's dark eyes.

Father Peter Wentz isn't exactly a pro at the whole Fatherhood thing. Pete reportedly struggled to get Bronx's stroller in the backseat and his bodyguard couldn't help him cause he was screaming at waiting fans for being in Pete's way.

Bronx is just so cute! And is that a butt chin I see? Yep. He's definitely workin' with his mama's genes.

Word on the blogs is that Ashlee Simpson is preggers with baby number two. Bronxina is on the way!

Ace Showbiz is reporting that Ashlee is "just a few weeks along" but that she is "beyond thrilled" to be pregnant again. She plans to keep the news quiet for at least two more months before going public.

Ashlee hopes the baby she is carrying will make her and Pete closer than ever as their hectic schedules have made them strained. "She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal."

Ashlee is married to her baby daddy, she doesn't need to have a second child to "hang on to" Pete's dick! I rather hear a rumor about Papa Joe giving Pete sex tips advice cause at least we'd know that rumor is actually true.

You know I love me some Ashlee Simpson, but just because I heart the Simpson girls does not mean that I won't call a fugly baby fugly. Bronx Mowgli Wentz is... drumroll please, he's actually a cutie pie! He's got a lot of baby fat on him and I don't think he looks like either of his parents, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Here's Ashlee and her "happy accident" Bronx yesterday in New York City. I really wanna see some, as in ANY, photos of Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson and the baby together. Although Ashlee's Fall Out Boy hubby parties with strippers, Ash and Bronx are currently accompanying Pete on tour. ;)

As you know, I just love the Simpson family. I think they're the cutest. Papa Joe is such a supportive dad and a fan of both Ashlee's husband Pete Wentz and Jessica's boyfriend Tony Romo. Joe Simpson is a great dad.

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His married life is good! Ashlee Simpson Tweeted last night about how she misses Mr. Wentz, saying, "I am beyond sad to leave my love... My heart is breaking as we drive home. I need my hubs."

It doesn't look like Pete was "beyond sad," and unlike Ashlee's splitting heart, the only breaking Pete was probably doing was busting open bottles and doing some rock star boozing.

"Everybody was going absolutely crazy. People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip 'n' Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band's own songs, grinding up against the dancers."

At one point he was "dancing on a pool table with the girls," the partygoer adds.

Wifey and infant at home? Check. Thongs and boobs all up in my face? Check. Married life rocks, bro.

Pete will give into temptation in 1, 2,...

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz posted a picture of her son Bronx Mowgli Wentz on Twitter with the following message. “i present you my little man and his adorable cheeks!” Awwww! Bronx doesn't look like his daddy or his mommy before she got her face did.

If you do a lil body language expert analysis, you can predict that the divorce announcement will hit within the next 1.5 years. Pete is just not that into Ashlee and her bad lipstick, bad weave and deep chin butt dimple. I can't say that I blame him. Although it appears that they're both trying to look like everything's fine, as the recent rumors are claiming, I don't think it is. Make it work, kids! You have to stick together long enough to give your son a sibling, Denver Mufasa.

Ashlee Simpson has become the latest tenant of The CW's refurbished Melrose Place.

The onetime 7th Heaven star will play small-town girl Violet, a character whose disarming naiveté masks the calculating, shrewd sex kitten within. In other words, the little tramp's Sydney.

Heather Locklear is also in talks to return as Amanda Woodward. Melrose 2.0 will be on the CW, debuting on Tuesdays after 90210 in the fall. This story has been all over the blogosphere today and I read it last night, didn't know it was such a big friggin' deal. Do we even care, all? This show will get canceled, hopefully, and Ashlee will be on next season's Dancing With the Has Beens.

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Ashlee Simpson's blog post in defense of Jessica Simpson,

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.

Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend? I seriously doubt it. How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?

Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

Open letter to Ashlee Simpson,

Ashlee, you were headline news when you had your lip synch faux pas on SNL! We've been talking about Barack Obama for the past two years, we're not going to stop covering celeb gossip just because he's in office. And the world won't become this magical place where no one criticizes another just because he's Mr. President. As you said, it's a week after the inauguration, it's time to make fun of Jess!

Weight standards for women in general are stricter than those for men, and female celebrities are no stranger to this form of scrutiny. This is something that you're very familiar with - that's why you chopped off your nose, get weaves and dye your hair red all in a quest to look hot.

Who the eff is a size 2 - cause it ain't Jessica! When defending a woman's figure, why complain about her being a size that she may have been in the past but isn't in the present? Why does Jessica even have to be a size 2 for you to make a point that we shouldn't be discussing her weight gain? Even if she really were a size 0 right now, the camera doesn't lie and the bitch don't look good! Right now she's a size Got Back Fat, Gut and Big Arms.

Just be grateful that you were able to ride her coattails and become famous. In other words, you should be flattered that anyone's talking about Jessica or yo ass.

I still love ya!

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