If Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s relationship were a clothing store, it would be Hot Topic. But, like how all emo, poser-hatin’ eighth graders eventually forfeit their checkered Vans and spike collars for skinny jeans and hipster bowler hats from Urban Outfitters, the shop that is their relationship has officially become a mistake of their past. Once the pied pipers of angsty tweens circa 2005, Pete and Ashlee are now legally dunzo.

After three-and-a-half years of marriage, and one adorable kid named Bronx Mowgli (yeah, we know), the couple's divorce has been finalized.

They've worked out how they will divide their multi-million dollar empire, and have ostensibly reached a custody agreement, though the exact details are unknown. This means that Ashlee can continue f**king random dudes and Pete can continue sobbing into his unicorn Pillow Pet in peace. Congrats!

Have you ever gotten a phone call in the middle of the night from a drunk ex confessing how much they still love you and how they f*cked up and want you back? Yeah, those are annoying and sometimes disturbing phone calls.

Some folks just can't help but make those embarrassing phone calls when they're on the tipsy side, and Ashlee Simpson is one of them. A pal of Pete Wentz told Us Weekly Ashlee made a drunk call to Pete telling him "how much she misses him and wants him back," but a rep for Ashlee denies she ever made the call.

It doesn't matter if she cries her bleeding heart out on the phone to him or not because "He will never go back to her. He's in a good place."

Last we heard, Ashlee was dating Vincent Piazza so what's with the drunk calls to Pete? A lover's quarrel that made her realize she still had feelings for Pete? Whatever it was, her 'people' need to take her phone away when she's drinking.

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Ashlee Simpson has found a new man after filing for divorce from Pete Wentz just four months ago. Who is the new guy, you ask? It's Vincent Piazza, who you might recognize as Lucky Luciano on the HBO hit 'Boardwalk Empire.'

Ashlee and her new dude were spotted "laughing and chatting. She'd stop to kiss him; she couldn't take her eyes off him." Aw, it's that old high school giggly school girl effect that happens when your naught spot gets warmed up by a new man. A pal of Vincent's says he's "a chill guy, very artsy, the quiet type. He likes her."

It's only been four months since her divorce and if I were Ash, I wouldn't be looking for anything serious yet. There's nothing wrong with a little bump and grind, but she shouldn't try to make him step-daddy dude. Keep him as a f*ck buddy, don't look at him as step-daddy dude.

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Jessica Simpson has expanded her Jessica Simpson Collection clothing line and is dipping into the world of tween fashion. Instead of doing it alone, Jessica tapped little sis Ashlee Simpson to be co-creative director for the tween designs.

"Creating a tween apparel collection was a natural extension for the brand. I’m excited to bring my sister, Ashlee, along as co-creative director of this division, because she brings a savvy rocker edge that defines today’s tweens.”

The new collection, which you can get a sneak peek of here, will be available later this year and features sportswear, denim jeans, hoodies, graphic t-shirts, drawstring pants, and more. Jessica should stay away from the jeans designs because we don't want her producing a pair that looks like these!

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Ashlee Simpson has been spotted getting cozy with D.R.U.G.S singer Craig Owens, and Pete Wentz is shocked! Pete has helped Craig after he was fired from his previous band, and can't believe he's making a move on his ex-wife.

"Pete did a lot for this guy. Craig was in another band and got kicked out. Pete found Craig, built a band around him and signed him. He's shocked at how this guy is repaying him."

I'd be pissed too. There's a silent code that most people abide by, which is you don't move in on your friend's ex, especially if they just announced they're getting divorced a month ago! A source close to Ashlee says she has been good friend with Craig for a while, and he's just comforting her during this difficult time. Yeah, I bet he's comforting her alright....in the bedroom!

The "he said/she said" is getting thick in the split between Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Basically, both sides are claiming the other one is a drunk, pile-popping slut who shouldn't be allowed near children or other human beings. Let the custody battle begin!

Early reports pegged Pete with most of the blame, saying that Fall Out Boy bassist was constantly on tour, leaving him with little time for Ashlee and their unfortunately-named child, Bronx Mowgli. Pete fired back claiming that while he was on tour, he checked in constantly. In fact he had to, he claims, because Ashlee "wouldn't stop partying," was frequently hanging out with other men, and often came home drunk or not at all. Not to be outdone, Ashlee is now claiming that Pete's prescription pill habit was tearing the family apart.

It's a lot to take in, but it's clear that the real winner here is Ashlee's famously overprotective dad, Joe Simpson. You know Joe loves the fact that neither of his daughters can keep a man, making them daddy's little girls forever. Plus, he couldn't have been too crazy about having a son-in-law who wears eyeliner.

Usually when famous couples split, unless there was cheating or beating involved, they pretend it was a mutual decision and that they're both happily going their separate ways. That's not the case with Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Ash called it off, and Pete is none too pleased.

Insiders say they saw the split coming for months, with Ashlee and Pete getting into "drunken blowout" fights on a regular basis. The rest of the world came to pretty much the same conclusion based on the fact that these two never seemed to spend any time together and Pete seemed to have a thing for partying with strippers. Apparently, Pete was the only one caught off guard by this whole thing and the shock has thrown him for a loop.

"Pete has been crying a lot," says a source close to the couple. "He is crushed and doesn't want it to be over." Ashlee, on the other hand, seems to be having no second thoughts. "Ashlee is done, she loves him, but she's ready to move on," the same source said. Cheer up, Pete! There's a whole album's worth of tortured emo songs in all this!

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are the latest couple to go their separate ways in Splitsville. According to TMZ, in documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Ashlee cited 'irreconcilable differences' as the reason for their split.

The couple released a statement regarding their divorce saying, "After careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to file for divorce. We remain friends and deeply committed and loving parents to our son Bronx, whose happiness and well-being remains our number one priority. We ask that everyone honor our privacy as we navigate this next phase of our lives."

Now that he's off of his marriage leash, Pete Wentz can start amusing us with self-portraits of his penis again. Yay!

Well hello there new and not so sure improved Ashlee Simpson! Ashlee has kept her locks long for quite some time but recently went under the sheers for a chic new look.

Ashlee debuted her new look at the Decades Denim launch event in Beverly Hills Tuesday night. As she was heading into the event, Ashlee said she absolutely loves the new 'do and it has made life easier because her little boy Bronx can't pull on it.

I really like the style in these photos, but if one hair is moved slightly the wrong way, she'll look like a Keebler elf. That shorter style does make that chin protrude an extra 4 inches, doesn't it?

Ashlee Simpson showed up at the BCBG Max Azria Spring 2011 fashion show in New York today looking like she doesn't know what food is.

Years ago, Ashlee said that she had struggled with an eating disorder while growing up. She has looked emaciated in the past on quite a few occasions, and it looks like she has become too thin yet again.

Ashlee is so much hotter than her older sister Jessica and she has a smaller frame than Jess too, but check out those protruding hips, toothpick legs, and bony arms. She could probably wear kid sizes and she'd still have some room left over in those!

I'm making a note of this because, does Ashlee look hideous? No. But she doesn't look good or healthy either. There are healthy ways to keep weight off. Some prefer sports while I personally prefer going to the gym. Nothing makes you feel like more of a boss bitch than hitting the weight room, having the men look at you like you must have accidentally stumbled into their space and then showing them who's boss when it comes to pull ups or lifting weights. And I'm totally kidding about the lifting weights thing, the men usually stare at me and shake their heads as I struggle with the 5-lb ones. But at least you have plenty of eye candy to enjoy at the gym.

Always remember that the camera adds weight. Ashlee needs to pull it together, and for good. Food is not the enemy.