This marriage is doomed! Papa Joe continues his reign of cockblocking, has a bachelor party with Pete where he probably gave suggestions on how to make Ashlee orgasm on their wedding night.

Pete Wentz and Joe Simpson dined with a few of Wentz's pals at the paparazzi hot spot Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills for a two-hour guys-only bachelor dinner.

Beer and wine were in steady supply at the table, and the tab, totaling nearly $1,000, was magnanimously picked up by the future father-in-law.

The group left the photographer-swarmed eatery after 11 p.m.

"I'm a happy camper," Simpson said as he made his departure. Wentz, meanwhile, eschewed questions about his rapidly forthcoming nuptials, instead joking that the group spent the night discussing the finer points of his facial hair.

When asked what he and Simpson discussed, the Fall Out Boy quipped that the patriarch was "only concerned with my mustache."

Papa Joe wants Pete to shave his mustache so it won't tickle Ashlee's vag when he gives her oral. Nasty Joe just has to get in the middle of everything! Poor Pete.

Ashlee Simpson took a jab at Britney Spears during an interview in which she called Brit a 'trashy girl'. Come on Ashlee, call her crazy, a train wreck or just plain psycho but she's not trashy. Alright so maybe Brit is trashy but doesn't every Hollywood ho have a little trash in 'em? Hell Ashlee has a little trash in her every night and his name is Pete Wentz. ;)

"In an interview the other day, they asked me what I thought, 'You've had one too many Britney Spears' means," Ashlee says. "I was like, 'What?' And they said it means you've had one too many beers. I was like, 'Oh, you've had one too many trashy girls!"

But the redheaded 23-year-old, falling into a fit of giggles, expressed remorse over the comment afterwards. "I was like, 'Oh my God, I can't believe I just said that!" Ashlee says. "It was really bad. I felt horrible."

Ashlee didn't feel horrible about her comment, she felt horrible about the fact that assholes like me will write about it!

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Those are some mommy to be jugs!

The eye-catching size of her bust pictured above will only increase speculation, as it looks like she's developed a pair of Christina Aguilera-style pregnancy boobs.

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This bitch is knocked up! Every pic I see of Ashlee, she looks thicker. Not confirming your pregnancy is the new, 'that's hot!' or 'I'm bringing sexy back.' Still following? Didn't think so. I just miss those catch phrases. Anywho, this baby is in trouble.

You know Ashlee and Pete are totally gonna get high with their kid, show it how to roll joints, apply guyliner, flat iron your hair, dress emo. It's gonna be one big mess. This baby's gonna have some tattoos by the time he or she hits 8th grade. Future train wreck alert and destined for rehab! Lovin' it.

Ashlee Simpson is looking sexy in Shape Magazine! Actually, I think she looks hungry but that nose really does make her look hawt instead of emo... If only she'd do something about that long ass butt chin. ;)

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are rumored to star in another Newlyweds show on MTV, following in big sis Jessica's footsteps to divorce. Pappa Joe Simpson is reportedly behind the whole idea and thinks it will make Ashlee more of a star. None of the celeb couples that go on these shows end up staying together! 

"He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he's hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect." The pair are set to marry later this year, and already have a baby on the way, but reps for both Ashlee and Pete insist that they are not set to appear in Newlyweds.

Uh hello? She had her own damn reality show on MTV a couple years ago and it really didn't help. I think Pete is odd looking and wouldn't be able to handle watching him for a full half hour on TV. I'd rather watch my dog lick its balls.

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"I just want to thank my girlfriend's vagina!"

Pete Wentz decided that was the way to start the party before he started his DJ gig at the Capitol Magazine after party. It's always a good thing to give credit to your girl's vagina!

If this song becomes anything remotely called a 'hit' somebody shoot me. She even has backup singers now and her hideous singing still ruins the song. This girl is not meant to be a lead singer I tell ya. She might be able to handle the triangle or a tambourine but I bet she could even fuck that up!

Ashlee talks so fast and I think she had too much coffee, or she was a little nervous. But she's so cute, love her energy.