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His married life is good! Ashlee Simpson Tweeted last night about how she misses Mr. Wentz, saying, "I am beyond sad to leave my love... My heart is breaking as we drive home. I need my hubs."

It doesn't look like Pete was "beyond sad," and unlike Ashlee's splitting heart, the only breaking Pete was probably doing was busting open bottles and doing some rock star boozing.

"Everybody was going absolutely crazy. People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip 'n' Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band's own songs, grinding up against the dancers."

At one point he was "dancing on a pool table with the girls," the partygoer adds.

Wifey and infant at home? Check. Thongs and boobs all up in my face? Check. Married life rocks, bro.

Pete will give into temptation in 1, 2,...

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz posted a picture of her son Bronx Mowgli Wentz on Twitter with the following message. “i present you my little man and his adorable cheeks!” Awwww! Bronx doesn't look like his daddy or his mommy before she got her face did.

If you do a lil body language expert analysis, you can predict that the divorce announcement will hit within the next 1.5 years. Pete is just not that into Ashlee and her bad lipstick, bad weave and deep chin butt dimple. I can't say that I blame him. Although it appears that they're both trying to look like everything's fine, as the recent rumors are claiming, I don't think it is. Make it work, kids! You have to stick together long enough to give your son a sibling, Denver Mufasa.

Ashlee Simpson has become the latest tenant of The CW's refurbished Melrose Place.

The onetime 7th Heaven star will play small-town girl Violet, a character whose disarming naiveté masks the calculating, shrewd sex kitten within. In other words, the little tramp's Sydney.

Heather Locklear is also in talks to return as Amanda Woodward. Melrose 2.0 will be on the CW, debuting on Tuesdays after 90210 in the fall. This story has been all over the blogosphere today and I read it last night, didn't know it was such a big friggin' deal. Do we even care, all? This show will get canceled, hopefully, and Ashlee will be on next season's Dancing With the Has Beens.

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Ashlee Simpson's blog post in defense of Jessica Simpson,

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.

Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend? I seriously doubt it. How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?

Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

Open letter to Ashlee Simpson,

Ashlee, you were headline news when you had your lip synch faux pas on SNL! We've been talking about Barack Obama for the past two years, we're not going to stop covering celeb gossip just because he's in office. And the world won't become this magical place where no one criticizes another just because he's Mr. President. As you said, it's a week after the inauguration, it's time to make fun of Jess!

Weight standards for women in general are stricter than those for men, and female celebrities are no stranger to this form of scrutiny. This is something that you're very familiar with - that's why you chopped off your nose, get weaves and dye your hair red all in a quest to look hot.

Who the eff is a size 2 - cause it ain't Jessica! When defending a woman's figure, why complain about her being a size that she may have been in the past but isn't in the present? Why does Jessica even have to be a size 2 for you to make a point that we shouldn't be discussing her weight gain? Even if she really were a size 0 right now, the camera doesn't lie and the bitch don't look good! Right now she's a size Got Back Fat, Gut and Big Arms.

Just be grateful that you were able to ride her coattails and become famous. In other words, you should be flattered that anyone's talking about Jessica or yo ass.

I still love ya!

Firecracker

Yes that is Pete Wentz wearing furry girl boots, and no I don't think he is hot. I know Firecracker tends to occasionally get hot and bothered by him, but I never have and never will. Those horrendous boots on top of guyliner and bad hair is the epitome of douche. To be fair he has sunglasses and a hat on, but due to previous encounters, I think its safe to assume he's working his usual style.

Petey looks damn good as he hosted a NYE party at Pure with his wifey Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. Ashlee also looks gorgeous, surprisingly, with her blonde locks. Why is Pete so hawt? Is it the sideburns, the trimmed facial hair, the highlights? All that grooming makes him look yum. And all that nursing makes Ashlee's boobs look... well, yum also.

1. I like the Simpson girls.
2. Ashlee looks naturally gorgeous, pregnancy glow.
3. I don't look at these two the same way anymore since Pete's confessions on the Howard Stern show. I think of Ashlee's thong lap dances and her allowing Pete to put it up her poop shoot (read that on another site).
4. It's fun watching the way Ashlee lights up each time she mentions "THE BABY!"

Enjoy.

While on the Howard Stern show Pete Wentz said,

"We have an amazing sex life. We have such sexual chemistry, if we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now. Hopefully, the kid doesn't change it."

Currently, they don't have sex -- "the kid's [a few] weeks old," Wentz explained -- but "we do other fun stuff."

Wentz said it took some time to convince Simpson to hook up with him. (He joked that he had to "beat her over the head with a club and drag her back to my cave.") Once they did it, it was "the single best sexual encounter I have ever had," he said.

"It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I'm looking in the mirrors, [thinking], 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'" he said.

Wentz told Stern that Simpson also "loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance." She wears thongs and "sexy clothes," he noted.

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What's Pete Wentz's favorite feature on wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz?

"I would start with the breasts," the new dad (son Bronx Mowgli was born three weeks ago) tells E!'s Daily 10.

But he doesn't just love Simpson-Wentz for her hot body.

"Ashlee is the kind of person that understands me in a way that other human beings don't understand each other," he says. "I would say that we fit together kind of like Lego pieces, and that's how we're able to communicate."

Plus, she puts him first.

"She's always there for me, she always has my back no matter what," Wentz says. "If I have to leave at 6 a.m. to go somewhere, she's packing my bag for me. I'm like, 'What are you doing up at 6 a.m.?' and she's packing my bag."