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Newlyweds Ashlee and Pete Wentz have confirmed that they are expecting their first child.
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”
After getting married in L.A. on May 17, the couple honeymooned in Turks and Caicos.
The bride, who has changed her name to Ashlee Wentz but will go by Ashlee Simpson-Wentz professionally.
I’m pretty damn excited about this lil emo bundle of joy. I can’t wait to find out all the ways Papa Joe is gonna pimp out his grandson or daughter!
Congrats you crazy, scandalous kids.
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Ashlee Simpson was a beautiful bride, but what’s up with the dark, shadowy eyes? Her eyes are gorgeous but the dark liner is distracting. Pete needs to stay away from her face. Guyliner is not for chicks!
Notice how Papa Joe has Jessica and Tony Romo dancing on the cover?! Jo Jo puts in so much effort.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s weekend wedding may have looked like the ultimate rocker event – complete with 10,000 black magic roses, red-and-black décor and chandeliers dripping with crystals – but for the couple and their 150 guests, it felt more like a sweet fairy tale, PEOPLE reveals in its new issue.
“She looked like a girl right out of a movie,” the groom, 28, says about his new bride, 23, who wore an ivory lace Monique Lhuillier gown and a cathedral-length veil during the nondenominational ceremony officiated by her father, Joe Simpson.
Life & Style has pics of Ashlee and Pete’s wedding invite and their parting gift - a damn cookie.
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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are officially emo husband and wife as they tied the knot over the weekend at Ashlee’s parents’ house. Of course Papa Joe wants it at his crib so he has full control! Hell, he even made Tony Romo show up!
Approximately 150 guests gathered beneath white tents erected on the Simpson property to witness the nondenominational ceremony which was officiated by Joe Simpson himself. Guests included Nicole Richie, who wore a long flowing purple dress, and Joel Madden. Inside the tents the decor was goth rocker: black rugs, white couches with red pillows, black chandeliers and lots of red roses.
The four months pregnant bride wore a Monique Lhuillier dress and a diamond necklace with matching earrings by Neil Lane. Wentz wore a Dior Homme tuxedo. At the request of the couple, all of the guests wore dark colors, such as blue, black or grey.
Big sis and maid of honor Jessica Simpson brought Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo Tony Romo as her date amidst a week of breakup reports. On Friday, a source told Us that “Joe called Tony and asked him to show support for the wedding.”
That’s just pathetic Joe made Tony show up. I don’t blame Tony for getting out of that relationship with Jess, otherwise he probably would’ve been forced to marry Jessica during Ashlee & Pete’s wedding. I hope this wedding is out of true love and not just because Ashlee’s knocked up. You know how to tell if you and your man are meant to be together? If your man is spooning you in bed with his leg on your ass cheeks and you blow out a good fart without him moving an inch… THAT, my friends, is true love.
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This marriage is doomed! Papa Joe continues his reign of cockblocking, has a bachelor party with Pete where he probably gave suggestions on how to make Ashlee orgasm on their wedding night.
Pete Wentz and Joe Simpson dined with a few of Wentz’s pals at the paparazzi hot spot Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills for a two-hour guys-only bachelor dinner.
Beer and wine were in steady supply at the table, and the tab, totaling nearly $1,000, was magnanimously picked up by the future father-in-law.
The group left the photographer-swarmed eatery after 11 p.m.
“I’m a happy camper,” Simpson said as he made his departure. Wentz, meanwhile, eschewed questions about his rapidly forthcoming nuptials, instead joking that the group spent the night discussing the finer points of his facial hair.
When asked what he and Simpson discussed, the Fall Out Boy quipped that the patriarch was “only concerned with my mustache.”
Papa Joe wants Pete to shave his mustache so it won’t tickle Ashlee’s vag when he gives her oral. Nasty Joe just has to get in the middle of everything! Poor Pete.
I love this picture of Ashlee. You can barely see her nose. She looks like a bird fo sho.
Here’s the blurb:
“So my buddy TJ is the guy I was telling you about who hooked up with Ashley Simpson while she was with Pete Wentz. He’s just some normal dude -no industry connects.
He met Ashley at some club in West Hollywood a little over a year ago and they shacked up a few times over a two month period or so. We used to give him shit about her taste in guys because she was dating that tool box Pete Wentz.
TJ never admitted to sleeping with her, but when I asked him about her pregnancy he said “I did the math dude, trust me, it’s not mine.” haaa, I hope not!. These are the pics TJ sent me last year when they showed up on some Ashley fan site -enjoy”
So whoever wrote this lil blurb sounds like a mutha effin’ soCal frat boy! He met Ashley “at some club” and they “shacked up.” Scratch that. What frat boy says “shacked up”? And btw, West Hollywood is the gay part of town, where all the gay clubs are at. Does this dude swing both ways? And he didn’t sperminate the ho either. BOR-RING!
If Ashlee and Pete just started screwing and she let some douche dip his peen in her, I could care less. She already admitted that when her and Pete started sucking faces when they were both in other relationships. This no shocker but it makes me wonder if Ash will be bangin’ other dudes while Pete’s on tour?
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