'Hangover' actor Justin Bartha and Ashley Olsen are dunzo! The couple began dating in 2008 and at one point were rumored to be engaged, but that's all it was...just a rumor.

I'm glad they split because the Olsen twins freak me out. They walk around hunched over like old women and their eyes are huge like they're seeing the world for the first time. Seriously, I think they're aliens. When the world ends in 2012, blame it on Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen.

Megan Fox has talked a lot of sh*t about Scarlett Johansson, and now she's going after the Olsen twins, who don't even act anymore. Megan starred alongside Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in Holiday in the Sun, a movie that came out in 2001.

“They’re nice girls. The first time I had ever been around someone really famous was them. We were kids, I was about 15 and so were they … I saw how awkward socially they were with large groups of people because they had been famous their whole lives and looked at their whole lives and I didn’t understand why anyone would be like that. I had no understanding about why you would shut down and be afraid and have phobias, but as it happens to you you sort of develop them and become crazy.”

Megan doesn't have any phobia of suffering from diarrhea of the mouth. She gives such poorly worded statements all the time. She could have said the same exact thing while keeping Mary-Kate and Ashley's name outta her mouth!

I have to say that Megan killed it in Eminem's "The Way You Lie" video. She sucks in movies, but maybe the short film format of acting in music videos, which are just a few minutes long, is the way to go for Meg. She really should cool it with the wannabe Lady Gaga quotes for shock value and work on her acting.

 Ashley Olsen is in the new issue of Marie Claire and talks about having such a fabulous childhood growing up on TV..

Ashley Olsen on growing up while working on Full House:

"[Growing up,] it was almost like I was in the Army," she laments. "School, work, homework, fly to New York, get in at 2 in the morning, do a morning show at 5 a.m., then another one at 7, then a radio interview at 10."

Can you imagine going through that day in and day out when your just a kid? That's child abuse! No wonder Ashley and Mary-Kate are so tiny and look malnourished, cause they never had time to eat. Now that they're worth trillions of dollars, they can't be complaining too much about working so hard when they were little.

Ashley Olsen is my favorite Olsen. She always has been. Even before Brother For Sale. That's a long time! But I may be changing my mind. Ashley was seen at the Regal Cinema in Union Square leaving a bathroom without washing her hand. VOM!

I'm really weird about that kind of stuff. Even if you don't go to the bathroom and you are just checking your makeup, you should still wash your hands. Restrooms are FILTHY, and now Ashley Olsen is FILTHY by proxy. Somebody get this bitch some purel ASAP.

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Damn.

"Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen, known around the world for their individual, unique style have emerged as two of our shared culture's most influential women. In the pages of Influence, Ashley and Mary-Kate take readers on a journey through their celebrated young lives, pausing to reflect on what has helped shape them into who they are today.

Influence will be filled with never-before-seen photographs from Ashley and Mary-Kate's private collections, pages of original material by Ashley and Mary-Kate, and interviews with some of the most influential tastemakers in the world.

Influence has 4 major sections: Fashion, Environment, Art and Giving Back, as well as an introduction and conclusion. This category-breaking book will show that with an open mind and a little bit of curiosity, everyone can have INFLUENCE."

Although I detest Mary-Kate's fashion choices, I can not hate on the Olsens' hustle. These bitches are successful moguls. Go get 'em, girls!

Mary-Kate, aka 'the troll' and her hotter sister's book hits newsstands October 28.

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Mary-Kate Olsen turns heads in a chic satin romper Wednesday during the afterparty for the film 21 at New York's Mercer Kitchen.

The 81-year-old men's magazine mogul - who originally asked the twins to model for him when they turned 18 three years ago - but was turned down - hopes the girls will accept his invitation to appear in a special June edition of his adult publication to mark their 22nd birthday. A source said: "Hugh thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy. But it might not be that easy getting them agree to pose for Playboy. They're all about high-end fashion these days. They want to do Vogue."

Hugh just isn't going to be satisfied till those skinny bitches grace the cover of his magazine. It's funny they wanna do Vogue when they normally look like they should be in homeless ho weekly.

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Watch out coffee tables, cause the Olsen twins are coming to get 'cha! Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are publishing a coffee table book called Influence, which is about people who have inspired them and are the most interesting. What would be interesting to me is if Mary-Kate wrote a book about looking like a homeless slut but being seen as 'fashionable'.

It will feature "the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know "the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation," Ashley said in a statement. Among them: shoe guru Christian Louboutin, actress Lauren Hutton, photographer Terry Richardson and writer Bob Colacello."Ashley and I interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others," Mary-Kate said.

The book will also have never before seen interviews and exclusive photos of MK And Ashley. It's gonna totally suck!