Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz at the “What Happens in Vegas” Premiere May 2nd, 2008
Great pics!
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Great pics!
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“I have slightly webbed- toes. But when everything else is so good-looking, something has to give.”


Magazine editors and journalists aren’t worried about Ashton Kutcher’s new show, Pop Fiction, hurting their credibility. One editor points out the Avril Lavigne ‘pregnant’ story and admits they never took it seriously after seeing her drinking in Miami. I never took the Avril story seriously because the bitch is too self centered to pop out a kid.
One editor sneers, “Ashton’s not a journalist. One of the stories was about Avril Lavigne being pregnant. But everyone watched her in Miami, and reporters caught her drinking. A fake belly doesn’t get by us. “There’s nothing these people do that we don’t know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It’s almost like these celebs have LoJack. It’s easy to track them. ”
Star mag ran a picture of Paris and her “guru,” but reported that it was a stunt. “We never took it seriously,” Star editor in chief Candace Trunzo tells us. “After a while, you learn what smells.” Kutcher’s crusade for truth won’t affect Star’s coverage of Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore, Trunzo says. “He’s only semi-interesting,” she says. “He doesn’t sell a lot of mags. It’s a typical conceited celebrity,” says a mag insider. “Live a life, man. Grow up. Go act. If a celeb has a full week, then they have way too much time on their hands.
If we’re lucky Ashton will admit most of his acting career is part of his pop fiction show too. You can’t really get casted in movies when your acting is that bad, can you?!? I haven’t even watched one entire episode of his new show but did catch the one about Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez, which was completely retarded. Hearing Eva hyene laugh was enough of a reason for me to change the channel.


Guests at Ashton Kutcher’s 30th birthday party at the trendy New York bar Socialista are being urged to get a Hepatitis A vaccination because one of the bartenders was infected.Among the A-listers at the Feb. 7 event: Kutcher’s wife Demi Moore, Madonna, Bruce Willis, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Salma Hayek.
The bartender also worked on Feb. 8 and Feb. 11.
“We are asking these bar patrons to get this vaccination as a precautionary measure,” said Dr. Sharon Balter, medical epidemiologist at the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene.




Seeing pics like this makes me want to be Ashton Kutcher’s penis for a day. You gotta think he just bangs the wrinkles right out of her. Demi’s a sexy old bitch in these photos, isn’t she? Alright she’s not ‘old’ but she is a cougar.
