Because he'll endorse literally anything that anyone asks him to, Ashton Kutcher appears in a new ad for Popchips. Unfortunately for the Kutch, you won't be seeing the commercial on TV anytime soon, due to its racially insensitive content.

Ashton Kutcher Popchips Commercial

It's the part where Ashton rocks brown face make-up to play an Indian Bollywood producer that's rubbed people the wrong way, but the mincing, gay fashion designer also has controversy potential. Personally, I find the ad offensive, not because it's racist, but because it's so stupid. Is this Ashton trying to show off his acting range? Every accent that he attempts here is awful. But more importantly - what the hell does this ad have to do with chips?! Where's Don Draper when you need him?

Ashton Kutcher knows how to work some magic. He can hook up with virtually everyone, from randoms at clubs to A-listers like Rihanna and Mila Kunis, all the while neither chick will fess up to seeing his junk. Mila went to Santa Barbara with Ashton over the weekend, after being spotted spending various nights at his house and going on a few dates, but she still claims that they're just friends.

Mila attended CincemaCon in Las Vegas and Extra asked her if she and Ashton are together. Mila said: "It’s absurd! I‘ve never commented on my personal life, I‘m not going to comment on my personal life. A friend is a friend.”

Why is it absurd to think a hot young actress is having sex with her co-star who had a crush on her for years?! Mila and Ashton aren't comfortable with labeling their relationship at this point, so it really sucks to be them right now. They're gonna have to go to great lengths to keep this f*ckship under wraps because the paps already blew up their spot.

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Mila Kunis has always been one of the cutest, sexiest stars in Hollywood and Ashton Kutcher took notice. While filming That 70's Show, Kutcher had a crush on co-star Mila Kunis. The stalkerazzi report that Ashton and Mila spent the entire weekend together. Their reps have yet to comment this time!

A source revealed to People magazine that this romantic relationship was a long time coming.

"He was so in love with her for a while when they worked together. He thought she was a goddess, was always talking about how beautiful she is."

So why didn't Ashton hit it and quit it years ago? The source says: "But she was with Macaulay [Culkin] for a lot of that time and also just generally gave off a not interested vibe. It never happened, but I'm not surprised by this – at all."

I love this couple! After Mila invested so much time into Macaulay, I just wanna see her with someone semi-hot, that's all.

Whenever members of the media don't have footage from a sex tape in their possession, celebrities that are dating deny that they're together. "We're just friends!" is what they all say and that's exactly what Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's reps have been saying. The only problem is, these two are doing everything couples do!

Mila spends the night at Ashton's house, they go on dates together, and just last weekend they took a weekend road trip together.

TMZ reports that Mila and Ashton went to the beach, picked up coffee at Starbucks and bought flowers together over the weekend.

It's so obvious that these two are f*cking. If your ex-wife was Demi Moore, a chick who is clearly bat sh!t crazy, or your ex-boyfriend doesn't eat these days, you'd deny a budding relationship until it was super serious too, right?

Maybe I'm not supposed to like Mila Kunis with a man whore like Ashton Kutcher, but I like it when two hot people get together because I'm superficial and I think that only hot folks should be with hot folks! Now Mila seems innocent, but I don't know her personally and I think there's a whole other side to her, like most celebs you meet in person or hear about from those associated with them, so I'm not trippin'. She's probably a ho who doesn't mind hooking up with another whore.

Ashton and Mila have been spotted on "multiple occasions" together, according to stalkerazzi site X-17. They even have been spending the night at each other's houses.

As recently as Sunday night, Mila and Ashton were pap'd after a sushi date in Studio City before they headed to Ashton's mansion in Hollywood Hills.

A photographer says, “Ashton was touching Mila and Mila was all dressed up. She looked hot; this was definitely more than a dinner between friends – this was a full-on date!”

These two make a lot of sense. They played a couple for years, they both got out of long-term relationships not too long ago, they live in Los Angeles, and they're heterosexual... Sounds like a match to me! Oh, and Rihanna, you're gonna have to find someone else to sext. Ashton's just not that into you.

Most guys wouldn't mind if Rihanna sent naked pictures of herself to their phones, but according to OK! magazine, Ashton Kutcher is simply not feelin' it.

The tabloid claims RiRi and The Kutch have been hooking up for months, but he's looking to keep things casual (and secret) while she wants something more serious. “She’s into him, for sure,” says a source, adding that Rihanna has ignored Ashton's requests to stop sex messaging him. “The more he resists her advances, the more determined she is to conquer him. She loves a challenge, because now they are so rare."

It seems unlikely that a young, hot, wealthy woman could be so desperate, but this is Rihanna we're talking about. We already know she has some messed up ideas about men, she loves taking naked pictures of herself, and her gigantic ego wouldn't allow her to accept being rejected. Add that to the fact that getting mad at a girl for sending him nude photos is exactly the kind of douchey behavior we'd expect from Ashton and this story starts to sound believable!

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This is an unexpected choice, but Ashton Kutcher is reportedly playing Steve Jobs in a biopic about the Apple visionary. Variety claims that Ashton is attached to the indie flick Jobs, which will be directed by Joshua Michael Stern.

In the movie, he will play a young Jobs, who goes from “wayward hippie to co-founder of Apple” and eternal wearer of turtlenecks. Production will start in May, once Ashton’s on hiatus from Two and a Half Men.

To be perfectly honest, I don’t know much about Steve Jobs’s beginning, but I do know that he went to Reed College and if he's anything like a typical Reed student then “wayward hippie” = smoked lots of weed. In which case, Ashton will be perfect for this role--so much experience!

Justin Bieber appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night alongside Ashton Kutcher, who's apparently "mentoring" Justin. (On what? How to be a douche lord?) Kutch and the Biebs were there to promote the return of Punk'd, the first episode of which will be hosted by Justin, who revealed his surprising desire to see his fellow squeaky-clean celebs in tears.

Justin Bieber on Jimmy Kimmel Live

"Taylor Swift is such a sweet girl...I just really wanted to make her cry," said Justin of the prank he pulled on Taylor. Apparently he managed to convince Swifty that she blew up a boat on which a wedding was taking place. Good thing they filmed that one before the whole world knew the show was coming back. If you tried to pull that prank now, even someone as naive as Taylor would just say, "Okay, I'm clearly on Punk'd."

Punk'd returns on MTV tonight, although it's hard to imagine the show will be nearly as entertaining as the above interview. Pay attention to how Justin's leg goes into full twitch mode every time he's expected to speak.

Rihanna is in London promoting her new movie, Battleship, and it was only a matter of time before the topic of her alleged hook-up with Ashton Kutcher was brought up at one of the press conferences. But don't worry, Rihanna had a response prepared:

“Wow, how disappointing was that question,” said RiRi when asked about Ashton. “I’m happy and I’m single, if that’s what you’re really asking.” A-ha! Notice that she never said she's not banging Ashton, just that she's technically single. Very clever, RiRi.

Fortunately, the British press were smart enough not to bring up the topics of Chris Brown or Demi Moore's rumored reaction to the Ashton rumor. (London's Daily Mail claims she's "sick to her stomach.") Personally, I think Ashton and Rihanna hooked up, but I would be astounded if either of them either admitted it. They've both had public image issues and Ashton, in particular, can't afford to be involved in another scandal.

After an alleged one-night stand that no one saw coming, Rihanna was spotted leaving Ashton Kutcher's house around 4 am Wednesday night, according to TMZ.

RiRi and her security team reportedly showed up around midnight and the bodyguards waited while she hung out with Ashton for four hours. It's important that we not jump to any conclusions here. There are plenty of ways Ashton and Rihanna could've occupied themselves between the hours of midnight and 4 am. Maybe Ashton was just showing her his penis stamp collection. It's anyone's guess, and since RiRi's reps declined to comment, I'm just gonna go with the stamp collection explanation.

Ok, so these two obviously banged, but they were smart and kept it low-key enough that it won't be hard to deny. Good idea, considering they both have exes who tend to be a bit, um...emotional.