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Check out these hot promo pics for the upcoming new series The Beautiful Life. Oooh la la are they looking good or what?

TBL focuses on the daily lives of young models living together in a models' residence in New York, while struggling to deal with the cutthroat competition and fleeting fame of the fashion world. The show will premiere from 9:00-10:00 p.m. ET on The CW Network immediately after the season premiere of America's Next Top Model.

Notice there's no naked promo photo with Mischa Barton in it? It probably costs too much to remove the cottage cheese thighs from the photo and they're on a tight budget since it's a new show. Even though it's produced by Ashton Kutcher, I think I'm gonna have to check this show out. We really don't need another 'model' show but if they get as naked on the show as they do in the promo pics, it will be worth watching for me. 

Twitter addict and sexy fool Ashton Kutcher was in a live battle against CNN to try to see who could get 1 million Twitter followers first. Ashton and Demi Moore take Twitter way too seriously, but I can forgive them for being so obsessive compulsive about it because Ashton donated $100,000 to a Malaria fund because he won the contest! :)

Ashton and Demi were both up and online very late so they could Tweet away as the competition rolled on. They are one of Hollywood's most adorable couples. If anyone has what Ashton and Demi have, you are extremely lucky!

CNN also agreed to donate $100,000 in mosquito bed nets if they had won the competition. It was all for a good cause, so Ashton's obsession really wasn't so bad.

Now if this isn't love, than I dunno what is.

Ashton Kutcher, aka aplusk on Twitter, posted a link to a photo of Demi Moore's glorious, cellulite free, firm bootay. Can you tell that I'm equally as excited about her quality of ass cheek as Ashton is? That's because mine isn't anywhere near to being suitable for the above position or pose to be captured and posted online. But you'll know when it is as soon as it happens cause I'll be updating my MySpace photo and making a new avatar of it for here on POTP.

My future baby daddy on the Michael Phelps bong picture scandal.

"God forbid he hit a bong. Go ask your 20-year-old kid what they did last weekend. I'm not saying it was a smart move. But he doesn't need to be publicly outed for it.

"Whoever put the pic out is an ass!"

I couldn't have said it better myself, Ashton! The backlash is completely ridiculous and can you imagine how paranoid Phelps will be now?!!! Kinda sad. He can't take an effing hit without a scandal and whoever took the picture is really a piece of trash.

I haven't done a single interview when the celebrity or public figure I interviewed didn't say some things that would sound horrible in print and salacious, but I never print it. To take down a champion so you can make a few quick bucks is deplorable and I hope that person regrets it forever.

Ashton Kutcher leaps into a new role on Friday â€" as the very enthusiastic assistant football coach of the Harvard-Westlake Wolverines in Los Angeles.

I just had to post my lover's newest MySpace blog.

I'm at Tech Crunch 50 right now which is a big conference focusing on technology companies all striving to be the next big thing on the internet. Tech Crunch is a blog that is to Silicon Valley what Variety is to Hollywood. Or what ESPN is to sports.

The coolest thing I've seen so far is Microsoft Surfce. Its a coffee table thats like a giant iphone. There's also this company called Qik that can turn your cell phone into a news truck -- you can stream live video from your phone directly to the web.

The reason I'm here is because yesterday we launched our new web series Blahgirls.com, an interactive web series and blog (or as we like to call it a Blah Blah Blahg) that follows three animated teenage girls that love to get together and gossip about the latest thing celebrities are doing.

By the way, if the blah girls were old enough to vote, they'd vote for Obama although they def want to see more pics of Sarah Palin in a bikini firing guns!

As i waited to go on stage to present, I went to the bathroom where i've never seen so many nervous tech guys waiting to take a dump. The line was literally out the door. And apparently stage fright is a big thing in the valley.

Once i got on stage, I was a little bit nervous too and wish that i had taken a dump too. But i think it all went well.

We're far from the most tech advanced company, but people seemed to respond to the videos. I hope you like it too! If you dig it, every Monday and Thursday we're going to launch a new video on Blahgirls.com. New blog posts will go up daily and there's some cool interactivity that you can check out. Have an inspired day.

Ashton's blog

Great pics!

I was supposed to go to this but I checked my inbox and read the invite a little late. :( Next time, Ashton. No need to bawl about it.

"I have slightly webbed- toes. But when everything else is so good-looking, something has to give."

Magazine editors and journalists aren't worried about Ashton Kutcher's new show, Pop Fiction, hurting their credibility. One editor points out the Avril Lavigne 'pregnant' story and admits they never took it seriously after seeing her drinking in Miami. I never took the Avril story seriously because the bitch is too self centered to pop out a kid.

One editor sneers, "Ashton's not a journalist. One of the stories was about Avril Lavigne being pregnant. But everyone watched her in Miami, and reporters caught her drinking. A fake belly doesn't get by us. "There's nothing these people do that we don't know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It's almost like these celebs have LoJack. It's easy to track them. "

Star mag ran a picture of Paris and her "guru," but reported that it was a stunt. "We never took it seriously," Star editor in chief Candace Trunzo tells us. "After a while, you learn what smells." Kutcher's crusade for truth won't affect Star's coverage of Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore, Trunzo says. "He's only semi-interesting," she says. "He doesn't sell a lot of mags. It's a typical conceited celebrity," says a mag insider. "Live a life, man. Grow up. Go act. If a celeb has a full week, then they have way too much time on their hands.

If we're lucky Ashton will admit most of his acting career is part of his pop fiction show too. You can't really get casted in movies when your acting is that bad, can you?!? I haven't even watched one entire episode of his new show but did catch the one about Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez, which was completely retarded. Hearing Eva hyene laugh was enough of a reason for me to change the channel.

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Guests at Ashton Kutcher's 30th birthday party at the trendy New York bar Socialista are being urged to get a Hepatitis A vaccination because one of the bartenders was infected.Among the A-listers at the Feb. 7 event: Kutcher's wife Demi Moore, Madonna, Bruce Willis, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Salma Hayek.

The bartender also worked on Feb. 8 and Feb. 11.

"We are asking these bar patrons to get this vaccination as a precautionary measure," said Dr. Sharon Balter, medical epidemiologist at the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene.

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