Ashton Kutcher is reportedly happy that Demi Moore left him. Can you blame him? Ashton has reportedly been hooking up with women half Demi's age and "It's like their seven-year marriage meant nothing to him!" I wouldn't go that far. Dudes often bang their relationships into oblivion, post-split.

OK magazine reports: "He could be getting back at her, but he's blabbing to anyone that he's glad it's over. A lot of people are saying Ashton is still hooking up with other chicks."

Demi allegedly dreads seeing Ashton with younger women. A friend adds, "It's so hurtful for Demi, knowing he's going to move on so quickly."

Demi's friends have been reminding her that she did the right thing by filing for divorce, but it does little to comfort her. I can't feel sorry for Demi IF she and Ashton had an open marriage. If she allowed Ashton to have sex with other women as long as she knew about it, she shouldn't have been that upset that he didn't tell her about Sara Leal. Ashton having sex with other people wasn't a problem, but trust was broken once he did so without telling her? Why the eff do you trust someone who bangs other hoes anyway? Especially when you're not many years off from becoming a grandmama?! Demi was delusional if she thought her free-for-all relationship was gonna keep a young, sexy b!tch like Ashton around long-term.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher reunited at a friend's Beverly Hills home over the weekend. They visited the resident for counseling. A source explained, "it's affiliated with Kabbalah, and some of the people who go there refer to it as the 'Kabbalah House.'"

The visit confused some nosy folks because Demi and Ashton were spotted leaving together. "They were very somber," the source says. There is no reconciliation in the works. 

Last Thursday, when Demi announced her split, she went to her local nail salon and seemed to be in good spirits.

An insider says: "Demi's been telling friends that it gets easier every day, she's very optimistic."

Hopefully Demi's optimistic enough to start eating again!

Haters are gonna be sexist, ageist jerks, but Demi and Ashton were one of those couples that we rarely ever see: truly batsh!t in love. I've seen Ashton tear up on more than one occasion when he would mention how much he loves Demi and how much she means to him. Their age difference didn't pull them apart, their character differences did. Demi's been through this all before and it's not like she didn't wonder if this day would ever come. I'm confident that she's gonna be just fine.

People magazine is all over the Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore split, publishing a new article that places much of the blame on Demi's insecurities. Apparently Ashton and Demi were having problems "for a long time," an insider says.

"Ashton was ready to end it, [but] he wanted to wait for Demi to actually do it. He loved her but couldn't live with her."

The issues that were pulling the couple apart were their age difference, Ashton's promiscuity and Demi's insecurities.

One of Ashton's friends claims "They were fed up with each other. If anyone was uncomfortable with the age difference, it was Demi, not Ashton. She drove him crazy after a while with questions and doubts."

This is as predictable as it gets! Naturally people are going to blame Ashton and Demi's 15-year age difference for their breakup. I don't know why Demi didn't think about that before marrying a 27 year-old at 42 years old.

This is a rumor that won't go away, and that's because it's probably true. A source told Radar Online that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore often shared sexual partners.

“Demi liked women and Ashton would bring another woman into their relationship for flings, but they both agreed to it," the insider says.

Ashton and Demi were always supposed to let each other know who they were having sex with on the side, but Ashton didn't tell Demi about Sara Leal.

The source added: “As long as she knew about it, she was fine. It was the sneaky ones when he got caught that infuriated Demi.”

Ashton had a really sweet deal with Demi. He had the comfort of marriage with the hoes on the side. May this be a lesson to all women, and men I guess, out there: It's hard to keep your partner interested when you're bringing lots of random sluts into the bedroom. That's like eating Top Ramen everyday and then having pizza one day, a hamburger the next, sushi on a separate occasion, and then some steak and mashed potatoes on another day - just because. Eventually you're going to get tired of the Top Ramen and you're gonna get your lazy a*s outta the house for some muthaf*ckin' tacos! Ya know, fish tacos. The ones Ashton likes. ;)

Ashton Kutcher covers the December issue of Men's Health magazine! The issue couldn't be coming out at a more awkward time. In the interview, Kutcher gives some relationship advice!

"I'm relatively scared of failure, but I just don't see it as something that's inevitable."

No one was surprised when Demi Moore announced that she was filing for divorce from Ashton Kutcher yesterday. After all, Sara Leal was not the first random chick to claim that she banged the Kutch, so unless there was some kind of conspiracy amongst slightly above-average looking skanks to frame the dude, it was pretty obvious he'd been messing around. But maybe Demi's problem wasn't that Ashton was showing the world his dong one blonde at a time, but that he was unable to keep it under wraps.

According to Star magazine, Ashton and Demi were enjoying an "open marriage" that allowed both of them to bang whomever they pleased, which probably means that Ashton went on a man-whore tour of the US while Demi sat at home crocheting. That's all well and good, but part of the arrangement was that the whole thing had to be kept secret so as to preserve both of their reputations. Needless to say, Ashton was good at the whole banging who ever he wants part, not so good at the keeping it a secret part.

“Everyone in Hollywood knows about their arrangement, but they’ve managed to keep it a secret from the general public,” says an anonymous (of course) source close to the couple. The tipster adds that “Demi is attracted to women just as much as men, so she didn’t always get all she needed from Ashton.” Well, this divorce just got interesting! At this point, it's just a rumor, but if things get ugly in court, this could all soon be confirmed. If it's true, it would certainly help explain how the hell these two stayed married for as long as they did.

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Demi Moore just announced that she is filing for divorce from Ashton Kutcher. Demi, 49, hints that she decided to call it quits because Ashton had sex with Sara Leal.

Demi said: "As a woman, a mother and a wife, there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life."

Ashton Tweeted: "I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail."

And all for some ditzy, soCal whore! Hope it was worth it.

Ashton Kutcher still feels like a f*cktard after defending Penn State former coach Joe Paterno. Kutcher posted the following embarrassing Tweet after he found out that Joe had been fired: "How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste."

The post continued, "While I feel that running this feed myself gives me a closer relationship to my friends and fans, I've come to realize that it has grown into more [than] a fun tool to communicate with people."

Ashton apologized again, saying that he's "truly sorry if I offended anyone" and he said that Katalyst Media will now manage his account "to ensure the quality of its content." It's okay baby! It's okay.

I don't believe in Twitter. You're supposed to log on and say something entertaining on a frequent basis. It's easy to forget that sometimes you should just keep certain things to yourself, especially when words are often misconstrued online. Eff Twitter, but join us on Facebook! #noclass #noshame

The curse of Two and a Half Men continues for Ashton Kutcher. First, he was involved in his first sex scandal shortly after taking Charlie Sheen's old job, now he's taken a Twitter vow of silence after accidentally defending a man accused of helping cover up rampant child molestation. Whoops.

In case you're unaware (as Ashton was) Penn State football coach Joe Paterno was fired this week after it was found that he may have helped conceal the fact that a member of his coaching staff was using a charity organization to help him molest children. Shockingly, Kutcher tweeted last night, "How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste."

As it turns out, Ashton is just ignorant and not freaking insane, and he was unaware of the why Paterno had been fired (despite the scandal making headlines for some time now). After being on the receiving end of an epic barrage of insults, Ashton deleted the tweet, apologized, and vowed to shut down his Twitter until he finds a way to "better manage his feed." Here's an idea - how about running a quick Google search before you comment on major news stories? Just a thought.

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