“Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her.
Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over.”
Oh shiz!!! This is worst than your boyfriend having sex with your best friend, then getting oral from your roommate and your boss, then your teacher and your sister! In other words, sucks to be Jessica.
And Tony, you little fucker, if your girl is self conscious about her skillz, teach her, a-hole! What else would you expect from a girl who was waiting until marriage until she was 22?! Jess should just hurry up and get a breast reduction because it’s obvious men just wanna get in her panties and bra, then they’re done.
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Alright, I may end up dead just for posting these cause Suge is a thug like that. He got is ass beat this weekend and was knocked out cold for 3 minutes. Hey! I thought I was gonna get shot Saturday night so I guess I’m already better off than I thought. Whew, I’m around for at least a few more days hopefully.
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Shiloh and Zahara lookin’ cute with Mom Angelina CK
Who’s sportin’ some nasty granny hands? SOW
Girl! Put the punani away! RR
Ben Affleck hated doing J.Lo’s music video GB
Someone’s trying to photoshop pics of Miley Cyrus ND
Mothers Day or a slut convention for Jamie Lynn Spears? IBBB
Did OJ REALLY admit he killed Nicole? CD
Check out the new Gnarls Barkley video PB
Hilary Duff is looking for attention CP
Former NBA star Dennis Rodman was arrested Wednesday night for domestic violence, a spokesperson for the Los Angeles Police Department confirms.
“LAPD officers were called out to investigate a domestic dispute in a [Century City, California] hotel,” Public Information Officer Sara Faden tells Us. “During the investigation, police learned that Dennis Rodman struck a woman, who suffered injuries to her arms.”
The basketball player, who was once married to Carmen Electra, was charged with the felony and taken into custody.
Rodman was released early this morning from jail, TMZ.com reports.
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As the days of this week passed by, Miley Cyrus dominated the gossip rags, and Lauren Conrad’s sextape was also mentioned about a dozen times. Spencer already talked about the tape on the Tyra Banks Show, then he speed dialed Us magazine and gave them another “exclusive,” the sex tape exists or sumthin’ or other. Fart.
“Jason’s statement couldn’t be more transparent. Notice how he uses present tense, ‘I DO not have a sex tape… one DOES not exist. We all know that it existed, that he tried to sell it and is now covering up to make himself look better,” Pratt added.
In an attempt to extend his 15 minutes of fame, Spencer is still talking about an alleged sex tape that TMZ said sucked ass anyway. I wish there was an LC sex tape. And I wish she was featured giving oral to Jason while he takes a dump, having threesomes with trannies, saving dolphins, creating a new formula for alternative fuel, feeding children in Africa, arm wrestling Osama bin Laden, finding the cure for cancer, having tea with Albert Einstein, rapping with Tupac, then going golfing with Ghandi and smoking a cigar with Bill Clinton.
That is the only Lauren Conrad sex tape I would be interested in. And with Spencer and Heidi flapping their gums at the rate they’re talking about it, I’m sure I’m not the only one who has lost interest. A sex tape that I’ve been hearing about for two years better be so damn good I’d throw out my entire porn collection. But An LC tape, featuring some boring, curveless bitch, please!
I’m waiting for the Spencer Pratt LC sextape book to come out soon. I don’t know what Spencer needs to do next so that he can feel like he’s told the world a thousand times that some dumb tape exists where a girl in a monogamous relationship has sex with her dumbass, racist meathead boyfriend. I don’t care, Spencer! And I may ban your ass from POTP for a while because you live for attention.
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Orlando Brown of TV’s That’s So Raven, who worried friends and family after he disappeared Tuesday morning, has turned up, saying he simply “needed to be alone.”
In a statement, Brown, 20, thanked fans for their support and apologized for not informing anyone of his whereabouts for over 24 hours.
Brown, who is a musician as well as an actor, said he dropped out of sight after a problem last week involving a scheduled performance at Club Tattoo in Los Angeles. After he incident, the statement said, he “felt a little lost and needed to get away.”
“It got a bit overwhelming and I needed to be alone,” he said.
Brown reportedly left his manager’s house around 10:20 a.m. Tuesday to make a quick trip to 7-Eleven and had not been seen until Wednesday night.
I dunno about you, but this story makes me so jealous! I wanna get fake kidnapped, or slut-napped (in my case) to find out who cares. It’s a foolproof method to discover who you should be buying drinks for at the bar and lending an ear to in a time of need.
Some of your “friends” would party on like Mary-Kate did after Heath Ledger died, while others like Lindsay Lohan would be seen crying on the street after hearing the sad news.
Orlando was showered with concern and love from his fans. So sweet. Now I wanna know about this crackhead vacation he “needed to” take. You know that’s what he was doing. It was a gang bang like Snarky said, or he was on a 24-hour bender. That’s the only way soul-searching works. You reach epiphanies when you don’t have enough functioning brain cells to form the little voices in your head to remind you that yes, you are indeed an idiot and pissing off Disney is not the means to a solution.
All you Heidi Montag haters can’t sway me, horse face is still my girl. I still respect her hustle because she’ll do anything to be famous, anything for a lil spotlight. She’s delusional and I’m lovin’ it. I’m eating it up like a pepperoni pizza and a side of buffalo wings at a house party. Heidi always brings some spice. I love ya, you dumb ass bitch!
Heidi rapping reminds me of my ex-boyfriends who’d be like, “Baby, I can rap. I’m a rapper!” So I’d say, ‘That’s great, hun. Gimme some freestyle.’ Then they’d break into something so embarrassing and disgusting that I would have to cut off sex for a while. It would be that bad. Heidi’s just like my exes. For some reason everyone believes they can freestyle when in reality it’s actually quite difficult and you have to be intelligent, witty and fast! - All the traits Heidi’s lacking.
Screw pop music. I want Heidi to release a rap album, and I want her to do it with Spencer Pratt!
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