Archive for the 'Assholes' Category
“It’s funny,” Timberlake says in the new issue of Fashion Rocks magazine. “I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before.”
I really don’t like JT’s conceited ass and his beak nose. Who cares who made trucker hats popular? They’ve been out of style for the past few years, but not as outta style as that headline “Crazy, Sexy Cool”?!! TLC dropped that album in the 90s. Shameful.
There is no doubt that Heather Mills is one of the most hated people in the world - especially when politicians aren’t involved.
After her highly publicized, messy divorce to Paul McCartney her image has only gotten worse. Blame that on no one but Mills herself. She has apparently gotten so bad, that even her publicist of four years has decided to dump her demanding ass.
Michele Elyzabeth released the following statement to the press:
“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person.
Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me ’stupid.’ I reminded her that she was not ‘God’ and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again.’
I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts.
On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”
And to think that dumb twat was awarded $50 million dollars. That bitch will continue to make everyone and anyone’s life a living hell until she dies an old, lonely, bitter, old woman.
Daytona Beach police officer, Lt. Major Garvin, demanded he get free coffee from his local Starbucks, because you know, he’s an asshole cop.
He reportedly threatened employees with ’slower emergency response times’ if they failed to meet his demands.
Chief Mike Chitwood says Garvin recently failed a polygraph test that he insisted on taking. HA! This guy was so arrogant he thought he could pass it.
Starbucks’ employees say that the officer came in about 6 times a night for over a year and always demanded free coffee. Not only that, but he also cut in front of paying customers.
Garvin was fired July 8th after 15 years on the force.
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Mischa Barton is high in Germany - Ninja Dude
Mischa Barton pulls a Tara Reid - PopBytes
The latest bizarre celebrity baby name - Candy Kirby
Hysterical story about the lead singer of the 80s hair band, Warrant - Agent Bedhead
Cybill Sheperd considers botox - Gabby Babble
Posh is worried that she can catch fat - Bringing Blogging Back
Never, ever give a random guy your business card! - Celebrity Smack
The secret to Will Smith’s marriage - Girls Talkin Smack
Heidi Klum’s legs are insured for $2.2M! - Daily Stab
Andy Dick, 42, was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, CA on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery.
Dick was busted at about 2:00AM in a parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings.
He allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old’s shirt and then groped her breasts. Ew.
He is being held at the Southwest Detention Center with his bail set at $5,000.
This guy is out of control and has been for a long damn time. It’s no secret that he is one of the biggest and most blatant coke freaks in Hollywood. This loser junkie is going to “blow” all of his money right up his fat f*cking nose. I don’t see him hitting rehab anytime soon. He’s an asshole druggie who’s pretty far gone and has no intentions of changing. Lock that ugly bitch up!
As you know, Christie Brinkley’s husband, Peter Cook, cheated on her with some 18-year-old skank. But it didn’t end there. He also had an alleged affair with a 31-year-old fitness trainer!
Cook moved on from his teenage mistress to Carri Lyn Ciamarra — only to break up with her when she left her hubby. Brinkley and Cook continue their divorce battle in court. They have one daughter, Sailor, 10.
Ok, I HAD to blog this, and not because Peter had affairs. Unfortunately, sometimes it happens; I had to blog this because men like Peter make me indescribably upset.
Peter starts banging a 31-year-old, right? She leaves her husband for him, then he dumps her. There is a special place in hell for men and women who ruin marriages and lives then leave you out alone on your ass, full of hurt and disappointment.
If you’re gonna break up a marriage, if you’re scandalous like that, shouldn’t you proceed with your home wrecking relationship only if you’ll try your best to turn your affair into a long-term or permanent union? Or is it more important for you to get off for the moment then move on to the next? Heartless.
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photo taken from separate incident.
Karma is making a comeback! Dr. Jan Adams — real name January Adams — the doctor who operated on Kanye West’s mom just before she died, was arrested around 2:45 AM this morning on suspicion of drunk driving.
The dumbass was driving the wrong way on the freeway, half an hour away from Oakland. His drunken ass failed a sobriety test and he was also driving with a suspended license. The muthatrucka is reportedly currently in a Solano County jail awaiting bail. This is his third DUI arrest since 2003. “Dr.” Jan Adams is also father of the year. The douche doesn’t pay child support.
The California Department of Consumer Affairs — who oversees the Medical Board — sent Adams a letter on May 21, telling him he had 30 days to pay his child support or he would lose his license to practice. Guess that didn’t happen, because now a spokesperson for the Medical Board tells us this afternoon “As of midnight last night, he is not allowed to practice medicine in California.”
We hear this also happened in 2006 — his license was suspended then for three months, also for non-payment of child support. We’re told it can be reinstated — once he pays up.
Can’t this man go away forever?!!!! He is a disgusting human being and I feel so sorry for his patients who don’t know Donda died after his surgery. They are so screwed.
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OUCH!
June 26th, 2008
Scar Jo is one of Barack Obama’s biggest celebrity fans. She’s attended and spoken at rallies, joked that she’s engaged to the Senator, and said they email each other back and forth cause they be tight like knots. Now Barack is saying, ‘Who dat bitch? Stop trying to ride my nuts!’ only with different words and less profanity.
Barack Obama has downplayed his “email relationship” with Scarlett Johansson – and says the actress doesn’t even have his personal address.
Earlier this month, Johansson claimed to have a “personal dialogue” with Obama. She told Politico: “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’ - how can he return these personal emails? But he does, and in his off-time I know he also calls people who have donated the minimum to thank them.”
But Obama told reporters Tuesday that “she sent one email to [my assistant] Reggie [Love], who forwarded it to me.
“I [wrote] saying, ‘Thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship,” he explained.
I feel that burn.
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