Attention Whore News

Michael Lohan has released yet another tape to prove how f*cked up Lindsay is and believes by doing so she may wake up out of her drug induced slumber and decide she needs to go to rehab. How can you call yourself a good father when you're airing all of your daughters dirty laundry? This is like brown streaks in your underwear type of dirty laundry.

This time the taped conversation is with Dina Lohan explaining what a hot mess Lindsay has become. Dina has been lashing out at Michael for thinking Lindsay needs an intervention, yet momma Lohan says she tried to do one herself but failed.

"You don't even know what I went through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff. She'd punch me in the face, threw me out of the car  like you don't know the [expletive] I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult."

Punched her own mother in the face and threw her out of the car? What a piece of sh*t daughter! Well, they're all a piece of poop, but to slap your mother around is unacceptable.

Lindsay posted a response to the latest taped conversation on Twitter and says her mother blamed herself for staying with Michael for so long and she begged her mother not to leave because Michael "always threatened to kill her if she did." Michael says Linds is full of crap and he's going to release more tapes to prove what a liar Lindsay is.

Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled brat who thinks she knows everything there is to know about life and believes she has her drug use under control. I give Lindsay three years before she's found dead in a hotel room from a drug overdose.

Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin are talking to the media about their alleged breakup, but they're going to be spending Thanksgiving together.

Jon Gosselin will not be spending the holiday with Kate Gosselin or their eight children because that wasn't in his plans. Jon told Entertainment Tonight,

"I still plan on going to [Hailey's family's] house on Thanksgiving. I made a promise to her family I would go to her house." And that's all, folks. I have nothing else to say other than I'd like to shove a turkey leg down Jonny's throat.

Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin are going to keep playing the media like a fiddle as long as they're making some money off of their interviews, but they're taking it to a new level. Hailey did an interview last week claiming Jon is emotionally abusive to her, but it was Jon who wanted her to do the interview.

Jon Gosselin is taking the whole 'bad press is good press' too far just to make a paycheck. For some folks bad press does work, but not when you have eight kids who will read all of these ridiculous stories down the road.  

"They agreed to have her go on and make the abuse allegations! Jon doesn't have much money left and he is not currently searching for a real job. Jon still seeks money through his fame and notoriety."

Even though they claim to be splitting up, they will get back together just to keep the media going. In an interview that airs on Entertainment Tonight this evening, the two talk about their decision to separate, which later turns into a huge blowup, and Jon storms off the set. Now is our chance to see how well their acting ability really is.

Michael Lohan is always talking to the press about Lindsay Lohan. His estranged daughter is currently trying to get a restraining order against him for California, cause he often shows up to her Los Angeles home unannounced.

Michael Lohan told the NY Post's Page Six,

"She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old."

Although I agree with what Michael said about Lindsay, I'm free to do so. I'm not her parent. The last thing he should do is say that his young daughter looks nearly four times her age. Lindsay has battled an eating disorder for the past few years, she's injected her lips with collagen, spray tans her skin constantly, changes her hair extensions like every hour,... She's insecure and Papa Lohan isn't helping.

Mike isn't a panty creamer himself! Lindsay may look 100, but Michael acts like he's four.

Lady Gaga is one of the most talented pop stars in the industry right now, but she dresses up to get attention. She always get it, it works, but her quest to constantly attain more press has made her a joke.

Gaga has a strong fan base that doesn't need the antics in order to remain interested in her art. When I think of all the successful musicians in history who've had significant careers without the gimmicks, pretty much all of 'em, it makes me pity Gaga a little bit. B*tch is stoopid!

Hailey Glassman felt as though she needed to explain herself after suddenly becoming nothing but an ex.

Hailey Tweeted that she just wanted to thank everyone for supporting her. She claims that she "was brutally honest and put everything out on the table in front of the entire world." I hope she takes that same table and hides herself under it while locked in a room in a community without cell phone service or internet access.

Hailey added, "At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so I'm OK with your judgment. Now if i'm disliked and hated on fine. At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so now im fine with your judgements."

I'm glad she's fine with our judgments, cause the opinions most people have of her are unfavorable. Hailey's no saint for getting "in front of the entire world" and claiming that Jon Gosselin emotionally abused her. I'm sure she was, like, subconsciously planning a press tour schedule where she could talk jizz about Jon. Oops! Her timing and preparation were way off.

Jon Gosselin's 22 year-old girlfriend Hailey was on The Insider last night trying to get some sympathy votes. Hailey Glassman was complaining about how she can't have friends and live her life like a normal 22-year-old. Life doesn't feel very normal for her when she's out in public and grandmas in wheelchairs are calling her "home wrecker." You know the hecklers are probably grandmas and grandpas. Besides those under 50 and incarcerated, who mostly comprises TLC's demographic?

Hailey does a good job of making Jon sound even worse than he's perceived. I hope The Insider paid her some good money to shame her man like this, cause you can just tell that she's a low-budget b*tch. The holidays are upon us and we could all use a bonus. The only one Hailey's probably crying to now is Jonny while begging for forgiveness.

The attention whore parents of Lindsay Lohan are still battling out their differences about Lindsay's health in the media. Michael Lohan says he's so serious about getting Lindsay the helps she needs, that he's willing to air saved voice mail messages where Dina admits she's worried about Lindsay's health.

The two have been feuding over the last few weeks about Lindsay's drug problem with Michael speaking publicly about staging an intervention with her. Dina denied Lindsay has any kind of problem but Michael says she's full of sh*t. Michael plans to play some of the messages on Entertainment Tonight this coming Monday, which tell a different story. 

"I have proof that Dina has told me Lindsay is on death's doorstep. There have been frantic calls. And I'm going to prove that Dina is the liar, not me."

Michael also said Dina talks nicely about Samantha Ronson to Lindsay but when she speaks with Michael she "blames Lindsay's downfall on the Ronsons." Doh! Michael is busting her out! Maybe I've got a case of the crazies, but I'm beginning to side with Michael Lohan. Somebody smack me around before I buy a Team Michael shirt.

Wherever there's cameras or free wine, there's Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Kim joined her fake rival NeNe Leakes for the RHOA season finale party at Mr. Chow's in L.A. on Thursday, and the aspiring singer pulled a Britney Spears and had herself a crotch shot.

Kim and Big Poppa have broken up, so she's looking for her next ATM machine. I dunno if this pic helps her cause. Any man who wants to wife a mother like this has too many issues to sort through.

* Also my RHOA reunion recap will be posted on Monday at the earliest cause I'm out of town.

There is little doubt that Khloe Kardashian is dickmatized, and now she has the fresh ink to prove it. I wonder WTF she was drinking when she came up with this bright idea. 

Khloe says that she was eating out with Lamar on Saturday night when she said, "Let's go to Tattoo Mania! I want a tattoo!"

Lamar, being pussymatized himself, agreed to go. And since the two are so in love, Khloe had "LO" tattooed on her hand and Lamar had "KO" tattooed on his.

Khloe and Lamar are clearly living their lives moment by blissful moment. I can't hate.