But wait! You know the only thing reporters ask her about is Tony Romo, and even if they don’t, you know Jess feels like she must convince us that her love life doesn’t suck anymore… I’m not convinced.
Reporter: Jessica, how’s everything going?
Jessica: Tony Romo is the best man alive.
Reporter: How’s country music working out for you. Did you have a good time making your album?
Jessica: Tony Romo is the reason why I’m alive. He saved me from myself. He breathes life into me. The world is a better place with him in it.
Reporter: How excited are you about Ashlee’s pregnancy?
Jessica: Tony Romo is my future husband. We’ll have babies one day. He is the best thing to ever happen to me. I’m over John Mayer. I love Tony!
Alright, here’s the real excerpts:
On Tony Romo:
“I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.’ I don’t really ever say that to anybody.”
On making it hard for her exes to contact her:
“I don’t want anybody that’s been in my life [before] in my life anymore. I don’t even want them to have any way of contacting me.”
On her break-up with John Mayer:
“I had to regain self-esteem and self-value. I just love, so I don’t understand when people can’t do exactly what I do.”
Just when Lindsay Lohan has found happiness and is on the right track, Papa Lohan has to go running off at the mouth trash talking. I guess you can say Lindsay and Michael won’t be spending the holidays together. Their relationship has only repaired itself recently, now Michael is ruining everythang by dissing Lindsay’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.
First Michael talked to the paps about Samantha Ronson,
“She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”
“I’ve been up and down the road (in discussions) with my ex-wife (Dina) and it’s to the point now that I’m going to confront Samantha and Jenny Muro (Lindsay’s production assistant) myself,” Michael says of why he is speaking out.
“Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse,” says Lohan. “Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”
In response Lindsay and Samantha went on MySpace, the new celebrity mass press release, and blogged some good shiz.
DRUG FREE
Current mood: betrayed
Category: Life
If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…
If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.
Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment [sic] and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).
He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.
Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.
This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.
I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…
I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.
Currently listening :
Confessions of a Broken Heart
By Lindsay Lohan
Release date: By 2006-02-28
Samantha Ronson blogged too:
Thursday, August 28, 2008
SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bullied
i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?
Currently listening :
Everyday I Write The Book
By Elvis Costello and the Attractions
… to her right, and sometimes left, hand. She’s ambidextrous. If you’re gonna masturbate properly, you should try to be ambidextrous. That way you can get off while pleasuring someone else, you can click around on the net without having to take breaks, you can cook dinner, drive a car, pry the gun outta the hands of a robber then shave your legs all the while you’ve been getting closer to reaching the big O. My hot tub date Ace says he’s ambidextrous when it comes to masturbating. I am too. This is obviously a sign that the Gods - Jesus Christ and Oprah Winfrey have brought us together.
Jenny Aniston isn’t engaged. She’s just beyond desperate at this point. You know she’s gonna remove that ring by the time she starts doing press for her new flick “He’s Just Not That Into You.” Trust.
Heidi Montag’s Overdosin video was uploaded to her official website which caused a mis-synching of the sound. Is it possible that this bitch didn’t know the video was out of sync? And, it took her all day to issue an apology? Predictable. Of course I could be way off my rocker. But skanks with fake tits are not to be trusted, so I’m going with my gut feeling. This was Spencer’s idea.
Heidi posted the following statement on her website,
“I apologize for any inconvenience you may have experienced when trying to view or download my “Overdosin’” video. We have experienced an error and are working to correct it as soon as possible. Thanks again everyone’s support. I hope you enjoy the video!
Looks like Heidi’s publicity campaign has intensified and the plan is unfolding perfectly.
Richards, turned out to be a less-than-stellar reality star.
“The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode,” a source told “The Insider” yesterday. “But the audience has dropped off. “
It’s gotta hurt when your reality show gets cancelled, not a scripted sitcom that gets dropped, but folks just don’t care about your life. You’re a has been. And your ex-hubby Charlie Sheen knocks up his new wife while you’re still single and trying to think of what other husband you can steal now. Life is rough.
I wouldn’t mind seeing some updated nude pics of Denise Richards, though. She’s got great nips. Maybe she’ll accept that offer from Playboy now.
If you show up at Mel B’s nuptials, you won’t be crashing. Her guests will be strangers anyway. She’s selling her wedding to OK! Magazine. They’ll pay her $400,000.
When Melanie Brown renews her marriage vows at least she’ll recognize the groom - even if the wedding guests are a bunch of strangers.
Scary Spice tied the knot with Stephen Belafonte just 15 months ago in a low-key, secret affair. Now she wants to do it again with lots more pizzazz, but that costs money. So the happy couple have agreed to let their big day be featured in OK! magazine for an estimated $400,000 - on the condition that the ceremony in a posh resort in Egypt is witnessed by a host of celebs.
When In Touch went to the Hollywood estate of reality star New York (aka Tiffany Pollard), a film crew from her VH1 show New York Goes to Hollywood was there to capture the magic. See below for a sneak peek of Monday’s episode featuring In Touch.
New York is looking trannylicious! I’m lovin’ her basketball tits. They spare us all from having to spend any time looking at her face.
New York used to be attractive. I miss the ho from the first season of Flavor of Love.
Here’s a video of New York finding out In Touch magazine wants to do a spread. In her signature drama queen style, she flips out on her assistant.
But wait! You know the only thing reporters ask her about is Tony Romo, and even if they don’t, you know Jess feels like she must convince us that her love life doesn’t suck anymore… I’m not convinced.
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