Attention Whore

Lady Gaga is getting ready to launch an entire website dedicated to her Little Monsters. Now if this isn't narcissism in its most shameless form, than I don't know what is. Keep in mind that Gaga already has a Facebook, Twitter and official website where she can connect with fans.

Now fans have a new place to worship their favorite attention whore. Littlemonstersis expected to be huge. Backplane, a company Gaga is invested in, is backing the project.

Gisele Bundchen threw the New England Patriots' wide receivers under the bus. Before the Super Bowl, Gisele emailed friends and family asking them to pray for her hubby. After the Super Bowl, a disappointed Gisele explained that the Patriots loss was not her hot husband's fault.

Gisele said: "My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

The woman speaks the truth and I've never thought of football in such a literal way like Gisele described it, but she's full of sh!t. That's what you say behind closed doors, not in public.

Bundchen was answering someone who said "Eli owns your husband" when she said that.

Brady's teammates are not impressed.

TMZ reports: Tom's teammates feel betrayed by Gisele's behavior -- the Pats organization is a brotherhood and Gisele's pot shot violated the code -- which is basically ... win as a team, lose as a team.

When Rihanna strips down, she lets her fans in on the photographic evidence. She's a hooker for the fans! Riri had a photoshoot with Elle magazine and she went topless, natch, posing for the photo above and posting it on her Twitter page.

Rihanna's caption was "#Back2Work 1st Cover of the year!!! #ELLE," she also added "Bleach + weave #WERQ."

Platinum blonde doesn't look good on Rihanna, especially because it looks like all that tanning in Italy, Barbados, and Hawaii has made her a little darker. She's probably going to look hot as hell in her photoshoot though!

I like Brandi Glanville, but she's an idiot. Talking about having sex with a hot, successful celebrity on national television is like applying repellent to your crotch. Brandi did just that last week when she appeared on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live and said that she had a "week of fun" with Butler and he's an "11" on a scale of 1 to 10 in bed.

Brandi told RumorFix: “He called me last night and told me he said it. He is upset because he is a private person. I don’t lie so I don’t really care.”

Sigh. Brandi hasn't learned a damn thing. She puts all her business out there all the time. She doesn't know how to keep a damn secret, which really isn't fair to Gerard.

Photo: Wenn

Did you know that Kim Kardashian loves God? Just like her love of helping the poor, saving the animals, and being a good person, Kimmy K is a proud card-carrying Christian (Khristian?) and won’t let you forget it. After tweeting that she was on her way to church with “the girls,” Kim announced, “I want to start a bible study group with my friends!”

Newsflash: this won’t gain her any sympathy. It’s cool that she loves God or whatever, but this frequent Christian-dropping has got to stop! It’s not going to gain her sympathy or help her public image, and it just feels...inauthentic.

The cult of Kim Kardashian may be a religion, but it’s one laced with glitter, excessive perfumery, and little of actual substance. Besides, it would personally be a cold day in hell before I’d willingly sit in a circle with Kim and talk about, like, God and stuff.

50 Cent is either so confident that the New York Giants will win the Super Bowl, or he just wants bragging rights. 50 Cent, real name Curtis Jackson, promised to post a photo of his penis on Twitter if the Giants lose to the New England Patriots.

50 accepted a fan's request to post his dick pic if the Giants lose. So ladies, who do you want to win the Super Bowl?! I'm no Patriots fan, but I'm hoping that New England wins. A blogger can always use a good traffic spike.

The Super Bowl goes down next Sunday, Feb. 5. Be ready to see the "magic stick" that 50 has been rapping about for years.

Well this isn't something an attention whore would do! Casper Smart is paid $10,000 a week to have sex with Jennifer Lopez, so naturally he's going to want to protect his f*ckship. The backup dancer from Orange County defended the 18-year age difference that exists between he and his sugamama.

Casper has posted pics of JLo's ass on his FB and he's a douchebag, but Jenny's into him, so whatever. His Tweets sound like something you read from a fortune cookie.

Laura Kaeppeler was crowned Miss America on Saturday night, but like a true hooker, she's wasting no time exploiting her status. On Saturday night, Laura said: "If you're watching, Aaron Rodgers, call me." Oh yes she did.

Yahoo Sports reports: "On Saturday night, Rodgers was preparing to lose to the Giants. But with the Packers out of the playoffs, he has plenty of time on his hands."

I didn't watch Miss America, but I'm not liking Laura. Does she want a f*ck buddy or a relationship? The answer probably is 'a relationship,' which makes her part retard. Oh ya, and Aaron, call me! I don't want a relationship though. You don't even have to call me ever again. Thanks.

Rihanna wasn't kidding when she said that she doesn't care about being a role model. The young singer with the youthful fan base Tweeted about smoking kush and photographers have plenty of pictures of Rihanna getting high by herself while on vacation.

She works hard and deserves the vacays, but is it necessary for Riri to Tweet about it? Hopefully she'll get a man soon. The reason why she Tweets so much is because she doesn't get enough booty calls. Rihanna's smoking photos.

Kim Kardashian does one good deed and she does nothing short of making T-shirts about it to remind us of it. After Kim's fans turned on her and the backlash continued in the wake of her quickie marriage, Kimmy and her mom Kris Jenner went to Haiti.

Kim got her writers to post an entry on her blog about the two-year anniversary of the devastating Haiti earthquake which killed more than 316,000 people and left 1.5 million without homes.

Kim's post says: "Half a million people are still homeless, living in temporary camps, and I think it’s important that we keep spreading awareness and raising funds for the continued rebuilding of Haiti." so said the b!tch who has hundreds of millions of dollars.

The reality star's post ended with: "I was touched by the incredible people I met in Haiti, and thank them all for their warmth and hospitality and I pray for their continued strength and growth. Xo"

Thanking them and wishing them well is about as charitable as this whore gets! To find out more about the charity Kim worked with, We Advance, visit weadvance.org!