Attention Whore News

If no one will put Tila Tequila on camera, she'll put her own damn self on there and she'll be naked while filming, too.

Tila Tequila has been reportedly naked for hours, ranting about San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman. Tila alleges that he's a "woman beater."

Tila also said, "I am an angel ... because I am here to save the world with my army. People call me an attention whore .. or whatever ... but excuse me I'm a grown ass woman and I'm confident in myself ...

Tila also reminds us that we were born nekkid, saying, "I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing ... that's why I'm a lesbian ... I was born naked ... anybody who is against that is gay and in denial."

Tila's lawyer claims that her incident with Shawne Merriman has pushed the petite slut over the edge. Oh really? Tila's an embarassment to all domestic violence victims and she makes me wanna pop her implants.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's star power continues to fade. Maybe they should read their own book a few times and memorize the text? The attention whores appeared on the Today Show in June where they got into it with Al Roker.

Heidi then claimed that women should "be careful" while around the lovable teddy bear because she felt threatened as a woman while in his presence.

The two were actually supposed to appear on the Today Show on Monday but their interview was nixed! Don't bite the hand that can promote you, f*cktards. Spencer Bratt then viciously and immaturely attacked Al Roker on Twitter yesterday tweeting:

"WEATHERMAN I thought you were out of town today getting your stomache stapled again?"

"you look very sick? Do you always look like your about to die? How old are you 97? You should retire asap- No one would even know?"

"I heard you snitched on your own kids at school! I bet your kids HATE you!! I would if my own dad came to my school and snitched me about"

"is it true you have been married 6 times? I'm sure all your wives left you when they realized you were abusive to women! Sicko!"

How sad. Al Roker graduated from college and had a career before Speidi and will continue to have one after their star power continues to fade. Spencer Pratt and Heidi need Al Roker, the Today Show, POTP and anyone who mentions their asses. Shouldn't that be the most important rule in their How to be a D-Lister Everyone Hates book? Don't talk sh*t about those who can promote you. Speidi's going down!

During an interview with Cleveland radio station Q92, Miley Cyrus launched an attack on the Twilight saga. Miley said, "I've never seen [Twilight], nor will I. I don't believe in it. I don't like vampires, I don't like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I'm watching TV at night, I don't want anything to do with it. I don't like the shirts, I don't like any of it."

This self-righteous b*tch does not know what demographic she appeals to, nor does she care. I still think that she's awkward and she's trying to be edgy, but b*tch is stupid and judgmental. I talk to a lot of folks who haven't read the books, myself included, but we check out the movie out of curiosity and form our own opinions from there.

Miley doesn't like the Twilight series because she thinks people are so crazy about it. People are crazy about her too, so maybe she just fears Twilight will suck as much as she does?

I personally think that the NOH8 campaign is as counterproductive as Peta. The celebrities used in the NOH8 ads are mostly all fag hags. Get some rappers and some politicians to stand behind the cause, and then the ads will have more of an impact.

Anyway, the Kardashian sisters have joined the campaign aiming to overturn Proposition 8, which bans gay marriage in California. All three of the girls made statements on why they wanted to become involved. Kourtney gave the best statement saying,

"Now that I am bringing a life into the world, the cause means that much more. I want my son to grow up in a world where love conquers hate. It's crazy to me that in today's modern world, the fight for same sex marriage is even an issue."

Kim Kardashian basically said "Stop the H8, people!" Deep.

And Khloe Kardashian said, "There should be no limitations as to who we choose to spend our lives with and there should be no outside parties helping to make these decisions for us. If someone had told me that I couldn’t marry Lamar, I would have told them to go F themselves!" SIGH!!!!! Not too long ago Khloe wouldn't be able to marry Lamar and not too long before that Lamar could be jailed or killed for even touching Khloe.

I'm sure the gays want to tell Carrie Prejean and many others "to go F themselves!" I understand that Khloe's trying to convey how violated she would feel if she weren't able to make that choice, but b*tch should just go F herself or Lamar instead. Kourtney made the most sense. Also, how over it does Kimmy look while holding that shirt?!!!!!

Does anyone know what today is? It's the day Levi Johnston shoots his penis pictorial for Playgirl magazine! I know you all had it marked down in your calendar and you'll be marking your calendar for the day the magazine comes out, too.

Levi was at the Fleshbot awards last night and won an award for crossing over from being a pop culture star to a sex star. While making his rounds on the red carpet, Levi mentioned that he met Jon Gosselin a few days ago and he believes Jon is a good guy.

He also said Jon is in the same situation as he is in right now, "he's a good guy that gets a lot of bad press." Levi said Jon even took some time from finding some 20 something year-old poon to give the young buck parenting advice!

"He was very positive and gave some good advice that I'm going to take. He told me kids are number one and do anything you can for them."

How nice of Jon to give advice to some jackhole who's getting ready to whip his trouser snake out for the world to see in a pictorial. Jon was probably asking Levi for pointers on how to make his wang look bigger so he can do a Playgirl photo shoot of his own.

Carrie Prejean continues to whore herself out to the media to promote her new book and was brave enough to make an appearance on Larry King Live. During her interview with the king of geriatrics, Larry asked her about her lawsuit settlement and Carrie got her panties in a bunch over it.

Earlier in the interview Larry had asked her about the sex tape and she didn't really discuss it but she didn't throw a tantrum like she does when he asks about the lawsuit. She takes off her microphone and threatens to leave his show but if you notice, she didn't take out her ear piece. When Larry asks if she can still hear him she says no. Um, if you can't hear the old fart talking, how can you respond to the questions? She gets a dumb*ss of the year award for this appearance!

Dina Lohan is ready to sink her three inch teeth into Michael Lohan's neck because of the taped phone conversations he keeps releasing to the press. She's so upset with everything that has been going on in the Lohan news recently that she's speaking out about Michael's behavior.

"The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable."

I wonder if Dina has done any research to see if it's even legal for Michael to tape their conversations? Probably not. She's too busy making Ali the next Hollywood train wreck. She also says Michael Lohan was given a chance to be in his children's lives again but he blew it and owes some cash flow for child support.

"My heart is breaking for my children that he could do this. He has no visitation anymore and is six months behind in child support. The authorities have been alerted!"

Aaah, it's just another day in Lohan paradise!

Get ready to fall out of your chair from laughing so hard while watching this video of Jon Gosselin. Well you won't fall out of your chair over it but I've gotta admit it is pretty funny.

In the video Jon gives up his Ed Hardy wardrobe he's been wearing constantly for the last 4 months and throws on a preppy polo. He's also giving up the dirty sluts he's always seen with, is seen deleting Michael Lohan's phone number, and wants to go back "to the normal, simple life" he used to have. Don't quit your day job to go into acting. Oh wait, you don't have a day job or a paycheck since you crapped all over your relationship with TLC.

With the drama surrounding Josh Duhamel supposedly having an affair with a stripper in Atlanta, it seems there is more news coming out about Fergie getting freaky in bed. Last week, she said she could be a Madonna or a whore, and this week she's admitting to hooking up with women. In the latest issue of The Advocate, Fergie says she loves "a well-endowed man" but has also had her fun with the ladies in the past.

"I've had a lot of fun with women, and I'm not ashamed of it. But just because I enjoy women doesn't mean I'm allowed to have affairs in my relationship. I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it's with girls, so there is a rule there."

Of course it is! Licking another girl's naughty spot is no different than giving a dude a blow job. Same goes with the dildo since you're still getting poked by a chick either wearing or manually ramming you with a penis, it's just not attached to a man. Fergie has a little bit of a manly look to her face and she's super feisty, so I can see her taking a quick plunge into the lesbian pool.

I had no idea that there was an actress in the Twilight Saga by the name of Christian Serratos. But I do now. This chick with a dude's name is the latest idiot to pose for Peta's "Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign. Why am I not seeing men pose for this sh*t?!

It's redundant, it's ineffective, it makes me wanna go out and buy some fur. A picture of a hot, airbrushed, Photoshopped, nude woman is the only way to grab our attention and stop us from wearing fur? Each Peta ad is forgettable, too. Epic fail.

In her ad -- which is set in a dark, misty forest -- Serratos stands naked next to a tree.

"Animals killed for their fur are electrocuted, drowned, beaten and often skinned alive," the ad, which has splatters of blood on it, reads. "Please don't wear fur."

Christian is only 19.