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Bristol Palin and her mother will do anything to make headlines, so Bristol had her ghost writer post a blog about how Obama is wrong for supporting gay marriage, a precursor to Bristol new post on the "bullying" she's experienced in the wake of her ignorant blog entry that mentioned that kids should grow up in a home with a mother and a father although those standards obviously clearly don't apply to her son, Tripp?! Celebrities were upset about it, which was the point. Levi's baby mama is now encouraging people to "keep sending the hate" so that her desperate a*s can remain semi-relevant.

"If you read the almost 3,000 comments after my controversial post... you’ll see some of the most terrible words against me, my mom, and my entire family. You’ll see hate in the name of love... You’ll see bullying in the name of tolerance."

"It’s horrifying to see stories of young people taking their own lives because they can’t see past the hate of others. Around Hollywood, there’s lots of concern and great initiatives to try to encourage more kindness in this world."

Bristol's e-rant continued: "Your hate and bullying don’t work. People see through it... We’ll keep thinking for ourselves no matter what you call us. So keep sending the hate..."

I thought Bristol said something about the potential devastating effects bullying can have on others, yet she claims that "Your hate and bullying don't work" and we should "keep sending the hate"? I can't with this b!tch.

Bristol Palin continues to be a plumper version of Sarah Palin, speaking out on topics that she knows nothing about. Hinting that your ex-boyfriend raped you, having premarital sex, getting pregnant and telling other teenagers to abstain are the kinds of things that make sense to Bristol.

Taking the opportunity to capitalize on Barack Obama supporting gay marriage, Bristol says that the President is wrong. Her younger sister Willow Palin has called people "fagg*t" on Facebook. Ignorance runs in the family! In a new blog entry, the 21 year-old reality TV star said:

"It would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage."

So I guess Bristol's saying that upholding tradition is more important than equality. Makes sense?

Bristol adds: "In general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview."

The has been also said that Barack should shape his daughters' thoughts "instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee."

This is the kind of logic, progressive thinking, analysis and insight I'd expect from a Palin!

Khloe Kardashian is out to prove to us that couples that get married after dating for 30 days can remain together long-term. Khloe and Lamar will not be returning for another season of their popular show, "Khloe & Lamar," and Kris Jenner has a great relationship with People magazine, so Khloe's on the new cover.

Gasp, Khloe is "fighting" for her marriage y'all.

Khloe explained that she's just trying to be there for Lamar.

"We just wanted to prioritize a little. We just wanted a little pause. Part of being married is knowing when your husband needs your support."

Khloe says "there's less pressure on us" and  that she thinks "divorce is not an option." She adds that "you should put your husband first."

Meanwhile Khloe's allegedly trying to get her very own spin-off.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were photographed last night as they walked into Yeezy's Manhattan apartment. Kimye spent the day with her family and Kim's brother-in-law Lamar Odom in Queens. She wore leather pants that matched Kanye's and they had dinner at N62 before hitting Kanye's apartment in Soho.

I take it back. Maybe Kanye is totally in on this showmance. Kanye knew that his pants were down and he's flashing us his thigh so that we'll think that they just had some kind of sexual relations in the backseat of his 'Bach. And we're supposed to care because?... Kanye really does think that Kim is some kind of prize. Happy cheating f*cktards.

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Rosie's been in the entertainment business longer than Lindsay Lohan''s been alive so she should know that not every headline is true. Still, O'Donnell insists that Lohan is a substance abuser who desperately needs help, or else! Doesn't she know that you can't force someone to get help?

Rosie appeared on the Today Show again to talk about Lindsay. She doesn't think that Lohan should be cast in "Liz & Dick" and she says she shouldn't get any work until she gets professional help.

Rosie has to talk about Lindsay in order to make herself semi-relevant! "Watching Whitney Houston's funeral I recall thinking, 'Why didn't more people say what they knew?' We all knew. We watched Being Bobby Brown ... they were people in the throes of addiction."

O'Donnell argues that Whitney didn't have an intervention because "all anyone cared about was that the show was getting ratings." Sure, no one ever tried to help Whitney?! Rosie's bullsh!t continued: "To look at Lindsay Lohan, you can't help but feel for her ... and I do not think she's untalented, I think she's quite talented. But this is a dangerous situation."

O'Donnell is on television throwing an alleged drug addict under the bus. Lindsay has enough problems. If Rosie actually wanted to help her, she'd be personally reaching out to her instead of opening up her pie hole on television everyday this week.

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So Rihanna basically revealed that she's in a lesbian relationship with Melissa Forde. Rihanna Tweeted "I'm on my first date in almost 2 yearz." Melissa and Rihanna were photographed leaving Hollywood's Roxbury nightclub last night, holding hands.

Melissa is one of Rihanna's BFFs, but do they have something more these days?

When Rihanna posted a picture of herself and Melissa, she posted the following caption: "#datenight my lover for the night."

Forde and Rihanna have matching tattoos that read "never a failure, always a lesson." Sigh.

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Role Model Rihanna was photographed with a huge blunt in her mouth as she posed with Snoop Dogg and Warren G at Coachella. Snoop posted the photo below on his Instagram. Rihanna also had "Thug Life" written across her stomach. I think she's high when she decides to do these things.

Because Rihanna hasn't been arrested for anything or shown up everywhere drunk (e.g., Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Amanda Bynes), she's able to openly smoke ganja in front of folks and Tweet about it without any speculation that she has a substance abuse problem. Clearly this chick gets a pass! Meanwhile, the picture above looks like a precursor to a gang bang. I don't trust Riri.

Because something as ridiculous as this would make headlines, Kris Jenner told her scriptwriters to have Kim Kardashian say that she's going to run for the mayor of Glendale on last Sunday's episode of Khloe and Lamar.

Kim tells Khloe Kardashian: "I decided I'm going to run for the mayor of Glendale... It's going to be in five years. I have to buy a house there [because] you have to have residency."

The sad part about this story is that Kim would win if she actually did run in a few years. Sigh. I really hate that I watch some episodes of the Kardashian shows. They're like heroine.

The Kardashians are still trying to convince us that Kim Kardashian's flour bomb incident last week was not a well executed PR campaign crafted by Kris Jenner. Kim "may press charges," (she won't) and Khloe Kardashian wrote a post about how wrong PETA is and how amazing Kim is. That's what we're supposed to focus on in this story - Kim's awesomeness.

Khloe blogged that PETA "lied to the public" and while she "wil still continue to NOT wear fur," she "will no longer support PETA." Did PETA really lie to the public? Can the organization consider Khloe's post libelous? I hope so. Furthermore, Kim had flour poured on her, not f*cking acid. It's not that serious! She deserved it too. We've posted Khloe's entire rant after the jump.

Lady Gaga posted this picture on her Twitter account. She's not in costume and she isn't wearing any makeup. So what do you all think? Well, she looks far better than Katy Perry does without any makeup, but she's still looking rough. Sorry little monsters. The rumors are true, Lady Gaga is not a beautiful woman.

Luckily Stefani keeps her body in check so that she can pose naked half of the time, distracting us from that face.