Attention Whore (Page 11)

So Michael Lohan and Kate Major got into a fight the other night, and Michael allegedly threw Kate across the room. Kate threatened to call the cops and Michael took a towel and began choking her with it.

Kate says Michael threatened to cut himself if she called police and would say she did it. Well, Kate did call the cops and Michael was arrested for domestic violence. As soon as his looney toon @ss was out of jail he was swearing up and down that Kate was the abuser and showed off a couple of cuts on his arm that were supposedly left there by Kate.

My verdict? They're both nuts. Michael is the king of all attention whores and Kate worked for a tabloid. What a mess! Would somebody please offer them a few thousand dollars to duke it out on TV and get it over with? Better yet, let them fight to the death! Then we wouldn't have to worry about one using the other to garner ridiculous attention from the media again.

I love Lindsay Lohan because the chick has no common sense, thinks she's the coolest b!tch to walk the earth, and can't keep her lips to herself. Lindsay is in New York City and apparently she's hitting up the clubs and making out with random dudes... Oh, and hooking up with Samantha Ronson too. Yay! Lindsay's back!

On Wednesday, Lohan hit the scene at The Lion before visiting two clubs where she was spotted kissing a mystery man. She even managed to fit in a secret rendezvous with former girlfriend Samantha Ronson at the Standard Hotel earlier that afternoon, although they were spotted leaving separately.

Woah, she tongued a mystery guy and hooked up with Samantha Ronson the same day? What a pimp.

Sources say Lindsay is suppose to be spending time with the family and their p!ssed she's hanging out at the clubs.

"Her family is furious. She's supposed to be spending time with them and deciding if she'll take a plea deal. It's almost as if she thinks she may as well have one last final fling."

Momma Dina Lohan may have put the smack down on Lindsay because she was spotted hanging out with her siblings at the Knicks game last night and she looked desperate to be noticed. Her shirt was half unbuttoned showing her black bra, and she couldn't keep her butt planted in her seat. It's like she was cheering but wanted to make sure everyone knew she was at the game. Ugh, she annoys me.

Usher's ex-wife and mother of his two sons, Tameka Foster went on Twitter to confirm that she and Usher did make a sex tape together, as if anyone was wondering if the story was actually true. Tameka tweeted: "NEWSFLASH!! BREAKING NEWS! GUESS WHAT??!! I have copulated w/my husband! O_O. Why is this news again?? #ConfusedTweet. End of discussion."

This is news because Tameka probably wanted it to be news. Some suspect that she is behind the leak, which would make sense. She made a sex tape with a superstar and she knew that the footage would always be profitable if sold.

Tameka also said that she "can't stress" over what she hopes will be sold can't change. "Hey I was married, happily. So theres a chance that we might…Its silly 'news' 2 me."

Tameka "can't stress" out over this because she's happy about it. A victim wouldn't say, 'Ya we f*cked, our marriage was so great. Hahahahaha!' 

VH1 has confirmed Michaele Salahi was kicked off of the latest season of 'Celebrity Rehab' because she showed no signs of any type of addiction. Really? Being an attention whore isn't an addiction? Damn, I've been fooled.

"Michaele Salahi was discharged by Dr. Drew Pinsky approximately one hour ago. Michaele has a ton of issues but she clearly has no addiction issues, whatsoever. Michaele was a distraction to other cast members, and was complaining that Dr. Drew wasn't properly treating her MS. Dr. Drew did a thorough medical examination of her, including a full neurological check-up, and she is fine. Michaele is all drama, that is her main issue."

Michaele's husband Tareq stuck up for his tranny-looking wife, saying she went to Dr. Drew "to get her through some of the issues after the White House, when she went to Congress, when she went into relapse with her Multiple Sclerosis," but then he says he has e-mails about what they (I'm assuming producers) wanted her to pretend to be.

Fame addict Michaele Salahi will star on season 5 of Dr. Drew's vanity project, Celebrity Rehab.

Initial reports claimed that Michaele and her Pilsbury Doughboy hubby would star on the show, but VH1 has confirmed that Michaele, along with Michael Lohan and a bunch of other has beens including Jeremy Jackson and Bai Ling, will all appear next season.

Michaele claims that she has Multiple Sclerosis. She also looks like she weighs as much as one of Oprah's arms, so there's no word on what her addiction is.

I think Michaele clearly doesn't allow anything edible to pass through her lips unless she pukes it out, but the Real Housewives of DC star will probably be on the show for something as real as her hair extensions, some kind of fake addiction created to generate sympathy from the public. Good luck with that one!

I'm not a fan of Lady Gaga's constant attempt to shock or educate us, but I tolerate her because her talent speaks for itself. Today we learn that Stefani Germanotta had an "absolutely terrible" experience when she lost her virginity at 17. I'm thinking the dude called Stefani "Lady Gaga" mid-hump.

Gaga told Grazia magazine, "It wasn't good at all. I never actually enjoyed sex until two years ago. It was a proper monogamous relationship in which I felt free to trust and I had enough self love."

She also reminded us to have safe sex, "I have always asked a guy to be tested and to use protection. Otherwise you're playing Russian Roulette."

Did we need to know this? Not really. I rather listen to Gaga's music instead of her self-righteous exploitative bullsh!t. It's great that she promotes safe sex, but this ho is not 24, therefore I feel like I can't trust her. Lady Gaga has probably been enjoying sex since she was 13, when she began sleeping her way into the music industry. She was dating her former manager afterall. I want to love her, but she's exhausting.

Kim Kardashian is the new Heidi Montag and you are going to love Kim's new single "Jam" because it sucks so damn bad, it's hilarious! "Jam" is proof that the people around Kim truly hate and despise her, Ryan Seacrest included.

She should try to hurry up and jump on Kanye West while the offer is still available, cause he would never co-sign on this garbage.

What I love the most about Kim's single is that her personality, as in lack thereof, really shines through! Kim sounds half asleep. She's as entertaining as a coffee table. I am ready for more Heidi Montag 2.0 music to come our way, baby. Are you?

Jump in to listen to this painfully embarrassing disaster!

Lady Gaga is a gay rights activist and a strong supporter of recreational drug use. She "occasionally" snorts cocaine and she smokes weed when she writes her songs. Lady Gaga's highly anticipated "60 Minutes" interview, in which she got Anderson Cooper drunk, aired last night. During the interview, Gaga kept it 100.

"I still smoke a lot of pot when I write music. So I'm not gonna, like, sugar coat it for '60 Minutes' that I'm some, like, sober human being, 'cause I'm not."

Who has ever said that Gaga was some "sober human being"? She dresses like she's on acid and in the dark. We may have all been "born superstars" according to LG, but there are actually only a few dozen of 'em in the world. Being a pothead shouldn't be mistaken with raw God given talent, but I'm wasting my time typing that cause pothead monsters are too busy recording gibberish right now in hopes of creating the next iTunes hit.

"How I Got Knocked Up" by Bristol Palin is scheduled to be released on June 21. Well, we don't actually know what the title will be, but at least that suggestion would summarize the only topic she knows enough to write about. Although the only thing Bristol Palin is good at is rolling her eyes and spreading her legs, the 20 year-old mother will be releasing a 304-page memoir in June.

This book is just another way for Sarah Palin to try to redeem herself as a mother and to sound like she would do her country right, don'tcha know, if elected president.

I bet Bristol's pregnancy will be reduced to two paragraphs at the most while an entire chapter, or 3, will be devoted to backhanded Levi Johnston insults.

This useless, self-serving, mentally retarded family, yes, all of 'em are retarded (especially Todd) makes me sick. The only Palin that isn't retarded is Trigg, cause he has Down Syndrome. He lucked out!

Because Kris Jenner is a stage mom on acid, she spoke with Entertainment Tonight about her plans to pimp out her youngest children. Kendall Jenner, 15, is already modeling and Kylie, 13, is also pursuing a modeling career. Both girls have always been castmates on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Could Kendall and Kylie star in their own reality show? “Well, they have to get good grades,” said Kris. “They have to show me that they can handle their own show and then we have to talk Ryan [Seacrest] into it.

A reality show starring a 13 and 15 year-old would be mind-numbing, but the concept itself is brilliant. Entertainment for tweens is how the Disney channel became so successful. But forget having your children go to school to pursue something they may actually possess some talent for or be passionate about. If a project doesn't involve cameras or a new product endorsement so that Kris can get her 10%, don't disrespect Mrs. Jenner by bringing up something productive! School and hard work are for poor people.