Attention Whore (Page 7)

Lady Gaga dressed up in her usual attire for a Vanity Fair photoshoot in New York City yesterday. Gaga holding a hot dog on the street while looking like a renaissance hooker is one of my favorite pictures. If she actually ate food and was in the mood for a hot dog, this is exactly how she'd look.

Her wig is impressive. That thing almost looks possessed! It wants to be Marge Simpson's beehive, there just wasn't enough hair spray in this world to make it happen.

I don't really like Gaga in red because it really doesn't fit her. Unlike most chicks, Gaga in red reminds me of the devil. You have to hate life if you're gonna walk around killing your feet just for some photoshoot. She's always trying to one-up Madonna when she already has a loyal psycho fan base. It's really just not that serious. Hopefully her new boyfriend Taylor Kinney can bang some sense into her.

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Demi Moore posted a topless photo of herself with the following caption: "Remember.....you've got your own back." Woah! Profound yo!

Ashton Kutcher's wife is a Twitter addict who has the maturity of a 10 year-old. Demi doesn't understand that "big pimpin'" is a harmless catch phrase, she thinks her bones are sexy, and her bare back will remind us that we have to look out for ourselves or something. She has the gift of being able to dumb down complex messages for the low-brow masses. She should start writing self-help books for preschoolers.

The small amount of time I've seen twins Erica and Brittany Taltos on Jersey Shore already makes me want to stab myself, but now they're hatching a master plan to have their own reality show. The twins revealed their hopeful idea on the Facebook fan page.

"The combination of our blog, video footage, pictures and tabloid articles will be submitted to a producer in LA in high hopes of being reviewed for our own reality show - that is if we get off our @sses and start recording the moments that make our lives reality show worthy."

These b!tches are trying too hard to be famous. They whored themselves around the Jersey Shore cast to get a little camera action, and they've already applied to be on Fear Factor, but so far haven't heard anything back yet.... and I'm glad.

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Kris Jenner's plan for an all-media takeover is one step closer to completion. The freshly face-lifted mother of Kim Kardashian (and mom-in-law to Kris Humphries) has earned a spot as a trial host on CBS' awkwardly named View knock-off, The Talk.

Kris will host alongside Kelly Osbourne, Julie Chen, and Sara Gilbert for the first two weeks of the show's new season. If she's a hit with viewers, she may be signed on for a permanent spot at the roundtable. It might sound like she's already got the gig locked up, but bear in mind former co-hosts Leah Remini and Holly Robinson Peete were axed after the show struggled in its first season.

No doubt Kris sees this as the first step toward taking her rightful place as the white Oprah, but she's probably forgotten that Oprah didn't give birth to any amateur porn stars. Plus, The Talk will never be a hit, if for no other reason than its title makes it sound like a show about giving the birds and bees speech to your teenage son.

This is one of those rumors that you have to see to believe. Well now you're seeing it! Kimberly Kardashian had a wedding theme wax figure made for her. The statue was unveiled in Hollywood yesterday.

The designer got Kimmy's rack right, but the hands on the hips while in a friggin' wedding dress is a bit much.

A female designer named Simin proudly posed with Kim Kardashian's wax statue, which is on display at Madame Tussards in Los Angeles. No word on whether Kim's actual Vera Wang gown will look anything like this one, but this dress is stunning.

In case you may have forgotten, Kim and Kris Humphries are getting married tomorrow. In light of the existence of this wax figure PR event, I'm suddenly hoping that they'll divorce within 2 to 3 years. I think Kim thinks that she's a f*cking princess. Sh!t, Kate Middleton's dress is on display, why shouldn't Kimmy try the same thing? Although Kimmy is reminding us about her big day on FB and Twitter, I guess it's safe to say that having a statue added to one of the most famous museum franchises in history will reach more people than a few tweets. This is like a Super Bowl commercial, only classier.

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Never one to miss out on an opportunity to put her butter face in front of the camera, Danielle Staub sat down with Entertainment Tonight and discussed her own past struggles and thoughts of committing suicide. Danielle says she contemplated the thought of killing herself more than once and what always saved her was her children. 

"I didn't want them to have that memory of me. I wanted them to remember me, even if I'm going through my struggles, alive."

She also says she understands how Russell felt being part of the reality TV world. She believes it's hard for people in the reality biz to talk to normal folks about what happens when the show is over.

"Maybe your family starts to break apart, and you get caught up in it. I'm not blaming anybody for what I've been through, I'm just saying it's hard to explain to people who aren't doing this for a living."

Danielle says there's no words to describe how you feel with everybody "coming at you, and judging you, and they don't even know you."

That doesn't just happen with reality stars, it happens with musicians, actors, etc.. Some people are able to handle it and some can't. Leave it to Danielle to jump in front of a camera and whip out some tears, and try to attach herself to someone elses situation. True fame whore.

Check out Danielle's interview after the jump!

Now that's a bad situation! The moment this sexist jerk gains a few pounds, his entire career will self-destruct. It couldn't happen soon enough. Mike Sorrentino is still flashing his deflated abs. It's his claim to fame, but he's been doing this for a few years now. We've got the message, he works out and we're supposed to be impressed.

This selfish jerk likes to flash girls his abs in clubs and then have 'em go down on him in the smush room. Has he ever returned the favor a single time in his life?

As much as The Situation irks me, he is a crucial part of Jersey Shore. Mikey starts drama week after week and he upsets everyone that he isn't having sex with, sometimes specifically because they aren't having sex with him. I just think it's time for Michael to layer his look and pull one shirt up over his entire face while having a second T-shirt covering up his deflated abs. I've dated men with better bodies than Mike when I was in high school.

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Melissa Gorga of the Real Hourseiwves of New Jersey is hoping to have her own "Tardy for the Party" successful single with her new track "On Display." Gorga actually has a pretty good voice, she's just not a writer. Melissa penned this song, so it's pretty awful, and it isn't anything that anyone would want to dance to in a club and it's hard to relate to the lyrics.

"I can feel the weight of the world pushing down on me...Got me feeling all these feelings and it’s driving me insane. Paparazzi watching me do my thing," she sings in the first verse.

Ya, how many of us have the paparazzi taking our photos? Also, no one cares! She's been on television for a few months and she can walk into 90% of places without anyone recognizing her a*s cause it's not that serious.

Melissa feels that she has an abundance of haters of some kind or something. "...Everybody’s waiting on me to fall. Everybody’s waiting on me to crawl but they can keep on." Dear gawd, there are no words.

Click HERE to listen to Melissa's crap.

Unlike most people who exist, Kris Jenner is upset that nobody noticed she had plastic surgery. The 55-year-old Keeping Up with the Kardashians star has earned her PhD in pimping out her kids, but she also has a correlate in pimping out herself. So even though Kris got a facelift in June and no one cared or realized, she’s now talking about it anyway in August.

Kris told Extra TV that she went under the knife in June in preparation for her daughter Kim Kardashian’s wedding later this month, but it didn’t really do much good.

“I mean, it pretty much looks the same. I didn’t have anything done to my eyes, nose or mouth. Nobody notices the difference. I’m waiting for somebody to say something.”

Here’s a hint: if you don’t notice a difference, nobody else will either.

And since she has no filter, Kris also revealed that, at first, she intended to nip and tuck and engorge an entirely different part of her body.

“I went in actually to get my boobs done. I thought I’ll do this and completely changed gears at the last minute.”

If she had gotten a boob job, we definitely would have noticed. Obviously, she made the wrong attention-grubbing choice here. Lesson learned.

When someone has sex on video and sells the footage to the public, I guess you can say that they're not afraid to put anything up for public consumption. Kim Kardashian brought her giant fiance to her father Robert Kardashian's grave site for some good ol' video footage.

Kim and Kris Humphries were photographed hugging and looking more like they wanted to f*ck than they were paying respects to Kim's biological father. Leave it to Kimberly to market everything. How often do the paps go to the grave of someone who passed over 10 years ago?! 'Let's go hang out in the bushes in case Joaquin Phoenix wants to lay some flowers on River's grave.' It doesn't happen. I wouldn't be surprised if she dialed 'em up first.

Good job on making some money off of these photos Kimmy.

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