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Donald Trump has unleashed a secret weapon in his feud with Rosie O'Donnell - a gigantic black undergarment she wore in the movie "Exit to Eden," which Trump sent to Barbara Walters on Monday to hang on the office wall at "The View."

The girdle-like outfit - variously described as "a bustier" and "a giant pair of panties" - was bought at a charity auction by a fan, who then had the relic framed under glass and delivered to Trump.

"I sent it to Barbara to hang in her office because I didn't want it in mine. It was funny, except that it was really gross. It's disgusting," Trump told Page Six. "I feel sorry for [Rosie's] wife. It can't be pleasant."

On "The View" on Monday, O'Donnell asked Walters, Joy Behar and Elizabeth Haselbeck: "You want to hear what a 61-year-old businessman did today? He sent Barbara . . ."

Walters interrupted: "But this is for me to say. This was sent for me, it was not sent to you." O'Donnell: "Go ahead, you say it." Walters: "No, I don't want to." O'Donnell: "You don't want to?"

Walters ended the conversation, "I really do not want to stir up the whole Donald Trump thing again" - leaving viewers wondering what they were talking about.

When someone gets a hold of a pair of Donald's Turd streaked underwear, who's gonna be laughing then???? ME.. hahaha. Yeah, I'm laughing just thinking about it... O.k. the reality of it is sinking in now. Ewwwwwwww.

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It appears as though Anna Nicole Smith'sformer partner is poised to return to court --- but this time, he's going to take on the media.

A lawyer for Howard K. Stern said that Stern may sue media organizations that he believes have implicated him in the deaths of Smith and her son Daniel.

"The nightly television, tabloid and Internet trial of Mr. Stern in the court of public opinion based on sensational lies, speculation, rumor and gossip is over,"Stern's attorney Lin Wood said in a news release.

Boy he's hard up for cash if he thinks he can sue media outlets over their opinions. If that's the case, then O.J. Simpson would own CNN! I'm sure it's all gonna be clear very shortly that he's not Dannielynns father, so he better start getting all his book deals in place. I bet he puts out his own sex tape in the next 6 months.

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Attention whore, genius, dumbass bitch "J" has quit the Sanjaya hunger strike that she was never on. "J" claims she's simply following "doctor's orders" after she didn't eat for 16 days.

It's obvious Gandhi just wants to start doing press now instead of waiting until the show is over. I can't stand this ho!!!!!!!!!!! And the bitch deleted her myspace too.

The dumb bitch known as "J" blogs about Day 9:

I know I promised you guys a YouTube video, but I am just feeling too tired and weak to do it tonight. I don't even know how I'm typing this right now.

It's getting to a point where I don't know if I can continue on like this anymore, my parents are starting to get concerned. i am going to try my best to make it until Wednesday night though. We'll see.

anyway, i'm gonna go back to sleep now.

peace.

-j

Some douche named Matt goes on a diet joins the Sanjaya hunger strike too.

Like her business takes place on the street, and her services cost $30 an hour. Overpriced! I love Dina Lohan. Yes, this bitch once referred to herself as "the White Oprah" and I adore her for it! That's bold and delusional. In other words, as Tyra would say, she's "FIERCE!"

On The Paparazzi:
"Look at me. Diana will happen again."

On Lindsay Being an Alcoholic:
"We're just so misunderstood. She is just a 20-year-old who had to reel it in. And she's from an addictive personality genetically.

On Paris Hilton:
"Some of these kids are just lost. Paris Hilton's mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can't blame parents for kids, and Paris is a really smart girl, and she's come really far.

They're the American dream. They're the Trumps of the little world, these kids. Lindsay at 26 is not going to clubs! She's not. It's just not happening."

On Britney Spears:
"I don't know her mom. But I love this kid, and I feel so badly for her because I'm a mom. The girl is a beautiful kid.

She married some guy just to get out of the limelight. Cut her some slack. Her mother, I'm surprised she didn't come forward.

I'm not gonna sit back and go, 'You're gonna trash my kid?' If my daughter was in high school, I would be at the principal's office. Hello?"

On partying with her daughter:
"Listen to me. Lindsay would drag me, literally drag my loser butt there and say, 'I need you to know who these people are.' Yeah, she trusts my judgment.

She's in such a whirlwind; she's in a tornado. I mean, we're talking serious earthquake, you know?

Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom! Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I'm not the party mom! You throw enough pasta on the walls, some pasta's going to stick, okay?"

On Lying About Being Lindsay's Mom:
The elder Lohan said she sometimes introduces herself as her daughter's personal assistant. She even once lied about her identity to George Clooney.

"I don't want them to know I'm her mom. It's a whole 'nother demographic. People just go dark."

On Going Out:
"If you can button it and clip it when you're in your 40s, you're going out," she said as she put her hand in the air to solicit a high-five from the Harper's reporter.

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Janice Dickinson appeared at Ed Hardy's fashion show refusing to sit in her seat because she wasn't close enough to the media. She sat in Fern Mallis' seat instead and when asked to move she replied,

"I'm not moving for anyone, I don't care who it is." She also continued her rant by saying the clothes at the show aren't so special anyway.

"Those t-shirts are worth $5 ... it only cost them $5 to make in China."

Due to Janice's keen observations, she's been banned from all future fashion shows. However Ed Hardy says the "world's first supermodel" was fine and behaved well. Throwing a fit is considered classy when you're a cracked out train wreck? Not bad.

Janice makes everything spicy. And her presence alone downgrades snobby high fashion shows, what's not to love?

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This overweight chick who goes by "J" is going on a hunger strike until Sanjaya Malakar is voted off American Idol! Notice how she's smiling the entire video.

For the first time since Kelly Clarkson appeared on the show, I will be calling into American Idol to vote for Sanjaya.

An overweight girl threatening to starve herself is a threat no doubt! And furthermore, there's no footage of her weighing herself, no one knows how much she weighs so she can prove that she starved. She ate pizza before she filmed this and ice cream right after.

Because of this ho, Sanjaya's going to win now!! I'll be voting for him every week. :)

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