Attention Whore (Page 9)

Megan Fox would like the world to know she has never used Botox. The proof? She can still make dumb faces and post pictures of them online.

These photos are taken from Megan's Facebook (I think she might be taking that name too literally) where she posted them with the heading, "Things you can't do with your face when you have Botox." The pics show Megan frowning, furrowing her brow, and showing her "O" face, proving once and for all that not only does she not have Botox, she's the world's greatest living actress.

So Megan Fox doesn't need Botox. At 25. Good for her! Megan likely posted these pictures in response to rumors that she's had plastic surgery, but I think those rumors have less to do with her face and more to do with the fact that she weighs 11 pounds, yet has C-cup boobs.

Meg, you've been in Hollywood long enough now to know that haters gon' hate. Even if you haven't had any work done, you'll never be able to prove it to everyone, so stop trying. Instead, maybe you should focus your energy on finding another acting job, and this time, try not to bang your co-star or call your boss Hitler.

George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis were going strong for quite a while, but all of a sudden everything went to crap. So why did they break up? Apparently because Elisabetta is a fame whore.

When they would go on vacation together, Elisabetta would "spend forever" in her room getting ready to stroll on the beach in front of photographers. “She was obsessed with the attention she got.”

A second source claims that George “lost interest when she showed her true colors.”

So that's the excuse he used? There may be some truth to it, but this is George "man whore" Clooney we're talking about. He was done with that piece and ready to move on to something fresh. Let's be realistic. 

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Kim Kardashian had predicted that Casey would be found not guilty of killing her 2 year-old daughter. After Casey was acquitted, Kim tweeted: “WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!”

“I am truly sick over the Casey Anthony verdict! So if the courts don’t believe she is guilty then who do they think killed this little baby?”

Yeah, all the smart genes didn't transfer from Robert Kardashian to his second eldest daughter, Kimmy Cakes. It happens. Kim posted the following response to the twitter backlash:

The most popular responses went something like this: “ME TOO!! ITS LIKE WHEN YOUR DAD HELPED GET O.J. OFF!!” while another person said: “To be fair I don’t think you should have opinions about anything, not just this case.”

Muahahahahaha! Kimmy should put the phone down and continue starving for her "royal wedding." She needs to remember who her friggin' biological father is! Robert Kardashian defended OJ Simpson, an abusive husband who killed his wife and her friend but was found not guilty.

The problem with Twitter and social networking sites is that things get sticky when you're emotional about something and you post your nonsense for all to see. If Kim's "truly sick" about the Casey Anthony case, she should also be upset about OJ Simpson's case. But at least Kim posts her own tweets, though. Clearly. You know her publicist and Kris Jenner weren't too happy about this one.

The Kardashians are the most fame-happy family on the Hollywood block and, hey, it works well for them. Televise everything! Reveal everything! Monetize everything! So if you thought that Kim Kardsahian's wedding to Kris Humphries would be any different, you’re just being delusional.

A source from Ryan Seacrest’s production company says that Kim plans to televise her special day on E! "It will be a two-hour stand alone special. [Kim] is so used to having cameras follow her that she doesn't even notice them any more. Kim really wants her fans to celebrate with her on the most important day of her life."

Yeah...that’s it. The extra moolah and attention and opportunity to beat the 3.2 million viewers who tuned into sister Khloe’s wedding back in 2009 has no appeal. Riiight, it’s all for the fans.

Obviously, the higher-ups are muy excited that Kim doesn’t need any privacy. One TV exec reveals, “Kim’s wedding will be ratings gold...then we can look forward to the episode when she has a baby.” Of course E! has already planned out her life. Having one of your own is just too hard.

It’s horrible, but this isn’t even be surprising news. I think that one Benjamin Franklin quote, about how nothing in the world is certain but death and taxes, should really be revised given our current world climate. My suggestion? ‘In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes, and Kardashian fame-whoring.’ Ah, that feels better.

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Lady Gaga never fails to entertain/ offend/ shock/ do anything that her attention whore a*s can come up with to get people to talk about her gimmicks instead of her music. With all the stunts Steffani Germanotta pulls, you'd think that she must not be legitimately talented.

Gaga performed at Canada's Much Music Video Awards over the weekend and she had some, uh, accessories on.

Not-so-subtly singing "Hair" off her new album, the 25-year-old provocateur showed off turquoise-blue underarm hair to match her latest below-the-shoulders wig. More shocking? The pop superstar's black dress featured a matching patch of blue hair (or a "merkin") over her genital region.

No comment, but be sure to check out the 'interesting' pics we've posted below.

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Crystal Harris isn't letting a little thing like her canceled wedding to Hugh Hefner keep her down. Instead, she's getting her party on in Vegas! Crystal told Radar Online, "I came to Vegas to hang out with my friends for the day. I wanted to get away from L.A. so I didn't have to think about the wedding."

While partying at Wet Republic, Crystal was spotted hanging out with Heidi Montag. Crystal's people must have flown Heidi out to teach Crystal how to whore herself out for fame instead of latching onto the ballsack of a geriatric man. I mean, Heidi does hang on to Spencer's tea bag, but he's not Depends bound like Hef.

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Well, this just got more complicated. In the face of the lawsuit filed by Adolfo Arreola and Jason Gomez, 'Real Housewives of New Jersey' fame whore Teresa Giudice claims that she was the true victim in the Dominican Republic bar brawl.

The Giudice’s attorney says, “They acted in self defense. Teresa was hit and assaulted. She is still in pain over this. This wasn’t something that was minor.”

Hm, I’m pretty sure if Teresa was hit and assaulted, she would have already been on the cover of In Touch or Ok!, spilling her exclusive sob story about how she was brutally beaten while on vacation. I mean, Snooki got a lot of attention when she was punched in the face during the first season of Jersey Shore, so it would be redonkulous if Teresa didn’t see such a great opportunity to make a quick buck.

Her attorney denies that the men were attacked without provocation. “If someone threatens you, you can react with reasonable force. That’s what my clients did...These people are very litigious and they are looking for an opportunity to look into someone else’s pocket.”

Whatever. That’s just the American way.

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Crystal Harris might have held out longer than she planned before ending her relationship with Hugh Hefner. According to Page Six, Crystal was seeking out a deal to make $500,000 to leave Hef at the altar in front of 300 guests. Can you say scandalous b!tch?

"Crystal wanted to ditch Hef at the altar. Her plan was to walk up the aisle and say she couldn't go through with it. The wedding was to be filmed for a reality special, and her refusal to marry him would be a sensation. She was looking for a tie-in deal of around $500,000 for the exclusive 'I ditched Hef at the altar' interview. While there was interest, Crystal didn't get an offer anywhere near half a million."

Who honestly though Crystal was going to marry Hef out of love and honesty? That ho wanted to ride the money train and get as much exposure out of her relationship as she possibly could. I'm glad nobody was willing to pay Crystal that chunk of change to make a fool out of Hef at the wedding.

I wanna say Hef needs to grow the hell and stop dating these chicks who are using him for publicity, but he's just using them for their tight ass so I guess they cancel each other out.

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Teen Mom abusive trainwreck Amber Portwood reportedly "attempted to commit suicide Tuesday morning." This news is shocking because Amber didn't actually attempt to do anything other than garner more attention in hopes of scoring sympathy votes.

Pop phenom Lady Gaga covers the latest issue of Rolling Stone, looking decidedly pensive and wearing a sooooo-2009 strawberry blonde hair bow (seriously, Gaga? going through your own archives now?). And even though her cover photo makes her seem so tiny that you could probably break her in half with a spork, she still talks the Gaga-talk--goes on a few rants, makes a few questionable comments, and discusses metaphorical umbilical cords. Oh, Gaga!

On how she feels when she's not performing: When I am not onstage I feel dead. Whether that is healthy or not to you, or healthy or not to anyone, or a doctor, is really of no concern to me. I don't feel alive unless I'm performing, and that's just the way I was born.

On what she was teased about in high school: For being ugly, having a big nose, being annoying. Your laugh is funny, you're weird, why do you always sing, why are you so into theater, why do you do your make-up like that?’ . . . I used to be called a slut, be called this, be called that, I didn't even want to go to school sometimes.

On her little monsters: We have this umbilical cord that I don’t want to cut, ever. I don’t feel that they suck me dry. It would be so mean, wouldn’t it, to say, ‘For the next month, I’m going to cut myself off from my fans so I can be a person.’ What does that mean? They are part of my person, they are so much of my person. They’re at least 50 percent, if not more.

On how she responds to accusations that she's an attention whore: Perhaps it’s been a couple of decades since there’s been an artist that’s been as vocal about culture, religion, human rights, politics. I’m so passionate about what I do, every bass line, every EQ. Why is it that you don’t want more from the artist, why is it that you expect so little, so when I give and give, you assume it’s narcissistic?