Horseymoon! MTV’s famous horse chin couple has tied the knot. Spencer couldn’t even shave for the occasion. He also needs to lose some weight and Heidi’s dress looks like it shoulda been tailored. It’s too big for her bony ass. I hope Speidi will take their honeymoon in Zimbabwe where they’ll get stuck for the next nine years. An exotic island will do, too, just anywhere where they’ll quickly fade away. Uh,… congrats? I fear a Newlyweds is in the work.
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Let me start by saying that if a cross-eyed mouse mated with a horse, their spawn would be sexier than Ashley Dupre. Ashley also bares a striking resemblance to a gopher-toothed mouse; it’s distracting, and Eliot Spitzer deserves a refund. In fact, all of her clients should get some kind of tax write-off for banging this fug bitch.
This homewrecker is as dumb as they come. How can you not know who the governor of your state is?
It’s also cheap when someone signs on to do a tell-all interview but the “all” that they tell consists of safe, cliche answers that you’ve already heard before. Bitch is also trying to paint herself as innocent. She needs to take a few acting lessons before she can hope to pull that off successfully.
On how she got through the sex
“You had to be emotionally disconnected from your heart to your head.”
On the fact that she wasn’t a full time hooker
Sawyer reported that Ashley supposedly worked 3 months at a time and would then take six months off “to work at a real estate agency or waitressing, only to return to escort again.” She had a married boyfriend paying her bills for six months, which could explain it.
Whether she was afraid people would find out
“Absolutely, no one knew about that.”
On whether there were things she wouldn’t do
“Absolutely. I’m a very bright girl and I value my health and would do whatever necessary to make sure I was always protected, always…. If I did [feel I was in danger] I would leave.”
On how she got herself prepared to go out and be a prostitute
She had to stop the interview when Sawyer asked her this, but it didn’t seem sincere. Then when they came back she said she “hugged her dog” before she went out.
On if she had the “Pretty Woman” fantasy of getting saved by a client
This was where the real Ashley seemed to come out. She got animated and serious and it was all business for her.
“No. [scowls] I served a purpose. I knew what my purpose was. If I was surprised at their kindness, it’s fake kindness. [looks pissed off]. I mean, it’s time spent together, but it’s still not real. Kind of like having an abusive boyfriend and saying ‘oh but he loves me.’”
On the married boyfriend that gave her a six month reprieve from prostitution
She started crying here, and it looked fake and very put on. Apparently she was living with a guy she met outside her escort job who knew she was a prostitute. She gave up the job for him and it sounded like he was paying for the apartment and all her bills. She supposedly didn’t know he was married, but when he left her she had to go back to prostitution to pay the rent and her credit card debt.
She went back to being a prostitute in December, a month before the scandal
Here she read from her supposed diary from that time and she said it was hard to go back to prostitution after six months off. She said “I don’t know why it was so difficult for me. What if I got sick, what if I got AIDS, what if I got killed? I never planned on going back to work, but I had to.”
When asked why Spitzer was deemed a “difficult” client, as found out in the FBI investigation.
“Legally I’ve been advised not to discuss that.” She also wouldn’t discuss if she saw him more than once. “I don’t feel that I brought him down. [that was] a decision that he made.”
On her half-assed apology to Spitzer’s wife.
Sawyer asked her if she had something to say to Spitzer, but she said “I don’t think I would say it to him. I would say it to his wife. Sorry for your pain.”
“This wasn’t any different than going on a date with someone you barely knew and hooking up with them. The only difference is I can pay my rent.”
On her future:
“I want to do music, to do fashion, to write books – there’s so many things.”
There’s a big difference between hooking up with someone you wanna hook up with vs. your employer telling you to do so because you’re property… unless you’re on a Vh1 reality show and producers get pissed if you don’t. Those sluts.
I wish Kim from the Real Housewives of Atlanta more success with her country album than I ever will with any of this fug homewrecker’s clothing line, books and music. Now she’s “sorry,” coincidentally after the checks stop coming in.
- Ashley will be on 20/20 in an interview with Diane Sawyer this Friday.
I’m no crime specialist legal person court system ho, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Kanye would be in more trouble if he spat in dude’s face. Laws can be so strange. I just know if Kanye did damage to the dude or “threatened” him by like talking shit, Ye would be in deep poo poo. So weird. Basically, as I’ve said before, have hired help to do your dirt while you stand back and laugh your ass off. And you didn’t hear that from me, you read it from someone named Firecracker.
Vh1 reports that Pumkin’s a faker. Bitch needs to stop milking this reality TV crap and get a job at McDonald’s.
A well-placed, highly reliable source tells us that the engagement is fake. “Publicity stunt” is how our source described last month’s official announcement. He/she added that Pumkin is wearing a ring, but it’s “a promise ring…if you even want to call it that.”
Pumkin has not returned our calls for an interview, and meanwhile we’re left wondering if this thing will be over before it can even start.
Okay, but is she dating that security guard douche? I really wanna know who would ride that crazy train long term.
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