Fresh off the cusp of her reunion with her on-again/off-again BMX racer boyfriend, Audrina Patridge’s man has been arrested for public intoxication.

Corey Bohan was busted in Hermosa Beach the day before his GF’s 26th Vegas birthday bash at the MGM Grand. He spent eight hours in jail before posting a $500 bail.

You’d think that someone pushing thirty--not being an eighteen-year-old sorority girl--would learn how not to (appear) publicly intoxicated. But it’s practically a rite of passage for celebrities reveling in their irrelevance. There's Christina Aguilera, Andy Dick, Mel Gibson...

Thankfully, the couple, who had a majorly messy public Twitter break-up, are back together just in time to go through this legal struggle as boyfriend-girlfriend. Or at least to make Audrina’s new VH1 show exciting.

Remember that one girl from The Hills? She always looked up at the ceiling and seemed to be in a perpetual state of fake-acting and, with Lauren Conrad, pretty much epitomized #whitegirlproblems?

Well, she must have realized that her fifteen minutes were almost up and that she had to get another reality TV show off the ground, because that's just what she did. Her VH1 show, Audrina, was meant to show 'her side of things', focusing on her life, her family, and all the darn drama that accompanies being Audrina Patridge. But--newsflash!--as much as she thinks people care, they really don't.

The Mark Burnett-produced show only attracted 791,000 viewers, just enough to crack Sunday’s top 100 cable programs. How bad is that? The Hills show finale attracted over three million people.

And the cherry on top of this sundae of horrible? VH1 managed to bring in 1.2 million viewers with their special 40 Greatest One-Hit Wonders of the '90s.

Oh, Audrina! I guess you aren't nearly as sexy as outdated songs from the '90s. That's sad.

Audrina Patridge and Corey Bohan split up earlier this month and he must be a little bitter about the breakup because he's throwing atomic elbows at Audrina through Twitter. Come on man, that's such a chick thing to do!

"A girl that's told yes by everyone surrounding them grows up to be a heartless closed off insecure individual. Time 2 pick up the pieces & stop being so sad! Some woman will always be empty & rotten from the inside out. U cant love a heartless woman."

Audrina and Corey have been on-again-off-again since they began dating in 2009, so I'm not sure why he sounds like he's curled up in the fetal position and crying about it this time. Is he just now realizing Audrina can be a stuck up b!tch?

Audrina Patridge has renewed her contract as a Bongo girl and photos of their new campaign, including their swimwear line, have been released. It seems like it's been ages since I've seen ol' droopy eyes Audrina!

Audrina said "I am thrilled for my second season as the Bongo girl! It has been a wonderful partnership, and I really love the product."

They've obviously got a fabulous photo-editing team at Bongo because her cankles are totally thinned out in these pictures. Don't get me wrong, she's a skinny girl, but her thick ankles freak me out. I know, I've got issues.

The only time I've ever voted for anyone on a reality show was during season 1 of American Idol and Adam Lambert's season cause he was representing my hometown. This time around, I just may vote for anyone other than Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars because she's a joke. You can just tell that her pasty a*s doesn't know how to dance either. She probably has all the rhythm of Kate Gosselin. My role models aren't teenage girls who get knocked up by their airhead boyfriends and then lie about becoming born again virgins, so I think she's a waste of space, but that's just me.

Sarah Palin will allegedly be in the crowd cheering on her daughter - yet another reason to get Bristol voted off ASAP! Unfortunately, Sarah's fans will be voting for Bristol, but I don't think she'll stick around very long. This season's cast is pretty pitiful. I'm listing names below based upon who I believe is the most famous/ relevant right now.

• David Hasselhoff

• Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

Thank the good lord that The Hills has finally ended! I was an avid watcher when the series first began, but as time went on it became more and more fake. For instance, Heidi Montag had a normal nose and body and look what happened to her by the end of the series? She's an immobile silicone filled plastic version of herself. That's the highest level of fakery there is!

She's not the only one who came out looking like they had a little remodeling done throughout the show. Stephanie Pratt's lips are extra fishy, Audrina Patridge's boobs have grown, Holly Montag's lips are more plump than before and Lauren Conrad looked like she couldn't move her forehead and eyebrows last night during the after show. Botox!

Audrina isn't sure where she wants to go in her life but she did get a sweet house on the beach. Party time! Stephanie Pratt is content with her new man who looks like he hasn't seen daylight in the last five years but if that's what she likes, more power to her.

Lo Bosworth is ready to settle down with her beau, which she moved in with by the end of the finale, and start making babies! Kristin Cavallari was supposedly moving to Europe but it became clear it was total bullsh*t when the end of the finale came and they made it all look scripted and over produced. Her final scene with Brody and their whole relationship was made for TV. It's one made for TV couple I'm not going to miss on Tuesday nights!

It was a great show in the beginning, and really down to the end when you see how much Hollywood changed them over the last four years. Farewell to The Hills. I'm not gonna miss ya. 

Every chick that has a main role on The Hills is bound to have plastic surgery sooner or later. Audrina Patridge has denied having her boobs done, but a friend told Us Weekly that she did have her breasts enhanced, and it's just what she needed to boost her confidence.

Friends also say she feels pressured to look perfect in order to have some type of career in Hollywood after The Hills wraps up.

The aspiring actress "feels she has to be perfect to continue her career in TV and film," the pal continues. Now, with noticeably larger breasts, "She think she has a banging body," a friend says. Adds another: "she's confident in her looks. I don't think she'll get more surgery."

If there was some type of surgery procedure where they could weigh her eyeballs down so she wasn't looking at the sky all the time, she should go for it. It's like she's constantly rolling her eyes!

Heidi Montag's husband Spencer Pratt, 26, has slammed Audrina Patridge in a series of new tweets. Btw, all Audrina did was appear on the George Lopez show where she said Heidi had "a lot" of procedures when the talk show host asked her about her thoughts on the matter.

On Audrina:“Audrina – Don’t hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press… and my wife is #1 story on people – 5 days in a row! Oh the truth is coming… I’m not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned… it’s all coming out! Audrina – you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place!”

I'm not disgusted by Spencer's comments at all. He's so predictable. I think he's a great catch actually. Spencer's always ready to pop a vein at the drop of a dime if anyone dare say anything unflattering about his wifey, which I think is romantical. Any man who will talk sh*t or knock someone out for you is a keeper! Ha.

If you're anything like me, you're calling your therapist and depleting a box of tissues with tears and snot over this shocking news that 'The Hills' is over! Honestly, I couldn't care less because the show got ridiculously stupid and was too scripted for my taste.

'The Hills' creator Adam DiVello tells Entertainment Weekly that the show has run its course and it's time to close the curtain.

“I think we’ve told the story of struggle and of finding yourself in L.A.. A lot of these kids have found themselves and have certainly embarked on different careers and different paths."

Although this is the last season, it sounds like it may be the most interesting one they've had! It will focus mainly on crap that has gone on with the cast in the tabloids such as Heidi's new faux face and Kristin's drug problem.

"We pick right up where Heidi goes and sees her parents. And our cameras are there that minute the mother opens the door and sees her daughter for the first time. When Kristin was in Miami for the Super Bowl, there was definitely some late nights for her and some speculation that she might be partying a little too hard. So we’re definitely going to cover that part of Kristin."

I won't be crying over 'The Hills' ending, but I may do a couple of cart wheels! Not having to see Spencer Pratt's horse teeth on TV every week is just fine by me. 

Heidi Montag's The Hills co-star Audrina Patridge doesn't want to say anything bad about Heidi's plastic surgeries.

When asked for her views on Heidi's explosive and disturbing new feature in People magazine, Audrina said, "I haven't seen how she looks, so it's hard for me to comment on it, but these are her decisions, and as long as Heidi is happy, that's all that matters. I think it's a case of, 'To each their own.'"

Surgery is dangerous and Heidi's a role model by default; this is definitely not a matter of 'to each their own.' Highlighting Heidi's work is dangerous. The only good thing about this headline making nonsense is that although many women may want to go under the knife, most can't afford it. Thank gawd!

Audrina also added, "but 10 procedures in one day is a little much."

Audrina's boobs are about as real as Britney Spears' weave and she has even allegedly done something with her eyelids to fix her "ceiling eyes." Audrina's a fan of getting knifed up, so she's not exactly the most objective person when it comes to plastic surgery.

I feel sorry for Spencer Pratt. Who wants a wife so insecure, she keeps changing her face and body? Heidi's no longer the woman he fell in love with and insecurity will never be sexy, no matter how big your implants are.