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Kristin Cavallari may be a b*tch, but that's not enough to get people to tune into MTV's scripted reality show The Hills. The season six premiere pulled in the lowest numbers in the series' premiere history!

Lauren Conrad jumped ship after last season. Is LC's departure the reason why numbers are down, or has too much evidence about all of the show's fakery begun to take its toll? Are we now officially over Speidi and tuning out because Heidi Montag and Spencer are cast members? Or have we lost interest?

Tuesday's show was the series' lowest-rated premiere yet, with 2.1 million viewers tuning in, a sharp decline from the 3 million viewers from last season's premiere in April and the 3.5 million from August 2008's opening episode.

Although viewership is down, The Hills remains the top program on television in its time slot in the 12-34 demo that the network targets. Scary! The Hills still pulls in good advertising revenue for the most coveted demographic. Once The Hills begins to lose its highly targeted viewers, then I think we'll have a chance at this show getting canceled and paving the way for the inevitable Speidi 'Newlyweds' spin-off. Which is a good thing cause it will be the catalyst of their demise!

I guess someone actually could pay me enough to put my life on camera for the world to see. My scripted life, that is. The Hills cast members actually make really good money!

Check it:

Kristin Cavallari pockets $90k/ episode

Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth are paid $100k/episode

Heidi Montag gets $100k/episode

Spencer Bratt gets $65k/episode

Brody Jenner gets the least - $45k/ episode

And Lauren Conrad was paid $125k/episode!!!!

MTV is obvioulsy making like ATM robbers to be paying the cast this much. The show is still successful, which makes ya wonder if there's any end in sight.

Just the way you men wanted to end your evening, with a chick in nothing more than a bra and panties! Unfortunately, it's on your computer and not in your bed... Heh, heh.

Audrina Patridge shows off her fake t*ts in some lingerie in the latest issue of Maxim magazine. They did a decent job of digitally fixing her droopy eyes!

Anderson Cooper is no fan of Heidi Montag's singing, and Audrina Patridge isn't either.

When asked what she thinks of Heidi Montag's Miss Universe lip synching disaster, Audrina said,

"I feel like Heidi, you know, she's doing it for fun, where a lot of singers and people, they work their ass off, and they actually have amazing voices and they can really sing and perform, and I feel like a lot of people don't get to experience what Heidi has, going on in front of a billion people and perform on TV.

"I just don't think she's taking it that serious, and that's what's kind of disappointing for me, for music lovers out there."

Coming from a "friend" and ex- Sony/BMG record label employee, Audrina gets it right. Spencer Pratt hasn't even come out yet to insult Audrina. It's highly doubtful that Spencer has been silenced, but there's just something about Audrina's diss that gives me chills.

Audrina Patridge is quitting The Hills. The 24 year-old has been pursuing acting and is currently developing her own reality show with Survivor producer Mark Burnett.

Audrina said,

"I'm almost done with The Hills. We’re in the middle of finishing these episodes, and I'll be leaving then. It feels like I'm graduating. I'm taking the next step and growing up and maturing and moving on in my life."

Audrina will allso appear in the soon to be released thriller Sorority Row.

Anyone else curious to find out what Audrina's new reality show will be about exactly? How about posting a large timer at the bottom of the screen which counts how many seconds it takes her to rush to the bathroom after consuming an entire meal?

Watching Audrina go to auditions while a camera crew films it isn't enough to keep viewers interested; she needs to remain nearly nekkid in order to at least get the perverts to tune in.

Audrina Patridge did a photo shoot for 944 Magazine and they claim the pics were 'too racy' for their upcoming issue promoting Del-Mar racetrack re-opening.

Do you think the pics are too racy to promote horse racing? Isn't it kind've funny they have horse teeth Patridge doing the shoot for re-opening a horse racing track? Naw, actually I like Audrina. I'm not sure why but I do.

Carl's Jr. has chosen Ceiling Eyes to be featured in their newest ad campaign for their teriyaki burger. Audrina Patridge is C-List at best, but we are in a recession after all. Audrina Patridge also doesn't know how to recite a line worth shiz! She like spaces out each of her like words by like a second or two.

This ad is offensive just like Carl's Jr. ads in general. I think the company is effing sexist and uncreative and even though Audrina calls the Teriyaki Burger her "bikini burger," the b*tch allegedly does drugs which keeps her thin and she can consume as many bikini burgers as she wants with a low appetite and accelerated metabolism. By the way, the Carl's Jr. Teriyaki Burger HAS 660 CALORIES!!!!!! False advertising, anyone?

This ad infuriates me cause The Hills fans are impressionable young girls and this ad is only about Audrina's body (fake breasts included) and not a burger. It's effing disgusting!

Alright, rant over. I'm headed to Carl's Jr. for their teriyaki burger now.

Also, the quality of this video sucks and it kept pausing on me. I hope it won't pause for you. Audrina's ad is after the jump...Continue Reading...

Audrina Patridge is among the skinniest slu*s on reality TV and we're supposed to believe that she actually eats and digests food?!

Hmmm.... well Carl's did work with Paris Hilton and the Top Chef host, so... I guess they really are appealing to men and that's what annoys me about Carl's Jr.'s ads. Women eat their crap too.

Moving on, Audrina Patridge had her weekly meal when she filmed a new Carl's Jr. Teriyaki Six Dollar Burger commercial.

Ceiling Eyes said,

"I had an absolute blast shooting. It was my first experience shooting a spot with food, and when I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!"

"I was cracking up because I would take a bite, and almost immediately a food handler with white gloves would have a brand new burger ready."

Audrina sinking her horse teeth into Carl's Jr.'s fattening junk commercials will begin airing on June 24.

Kristin Cavallari once said that she's done with reality TV because she wants to do films. Now the former reality star realizes that her personal reality doesn't look so bright; returning to the small screen is her only hope for remaining tabloid fodder.

MTV is lucky that Kristin co-signed on this. And as much as Kristin's return is a great move, MTV's hopes shouldn't be too high. The Hills is tired and fake and the fanbase is dwindling. I hope producers aren't expecting too much from Kristin. 

Heidi, Spencer, Stephanie and Audrina weigh in after the jump Continue Reading...

This explains EVERYTHING! This explains why Audrina Patridge speaks so slowly, looks wasted, dates men who look like they stash cocaine in their ass cracks, has all kinds of rocker, tattooed up friends, and tends to look so emaciated that she becomes a bobble head.

Romi wanted to have Audrina as a client until she found out about Audrina's alleged habitual drug use.

Romi claimed she regularly supplied Audrina with cocaine, saying, "not only do I carry the drugs for Audrina but I also frequently sell it to her for free stash."

Romi elaborated on the beach house and the 4th of July 2008 party being filmed for the The Hills and how she was forced to go back and forth between that house and the DKNY house to ferry drugs back and forth to the reality show star.

As of December 2008, another source reports that according to Romi, she is now supplying Audrina with Hydrocodone and Oxycontin as well.

I took one look at Audrina and thought 'eating disorder!' Then I took one look at Justin Bobby and thought, 'they do drugs, before, after and during sex.'

And to think, even while Ceiling Eyes is on drugs she's still way boring? As Lily Allen said, some people really are bad at taking drugs.