Did I say Audrina's new man is gay? I'm being sarcastic. Audrina, enjoy it while ya can, honey. He's getting a little fame out of banging ya. God bless his heart. Now don't go crying on the show when it doesn't work. Actually, go ahead. I wouldn't mind the laughs.

Does Audrina Patridge have any gay male friends? They need to run the gaydar test on all her boyfriends first. She's clueless, but she does look happy...