Avril Lavigne is enjoying the single life and is getting her rocks off with hot guys like Brody Jenner. Major upgrade from her pug looking ex-husband Deryck Whibley!

Avril and Brody Jenner were first reported to be dating back in February when they were seen partying together at Voyeur. They spent the evening together at Les Deux nightclub last night, and witnesses told E! online that they were very into each other!

"Avril kept grabbing Brody, hugging him and whispering in his ear. She was dancing very provocatively and kept shoving cigarettes in her mouth. Brody and Avril were making out all night and couldn't keep their hands off each other."

This hookup is weird and gives me a gross feeling like the time I walked in on my parents having sex. You know what I mean, it's just all sorts of wrong. There's something not right about snaggle tooth and fur brows getting together, and I just can't handle it!

I won't call these two a couple because this is more than likely going to be a short-lived f*chsip, just like Avril Lavigne probably wants it to be. After being married to a man that looks like a leprechaun with down's syndrome, the former tomboy just wants to make up for lost time.

Avril and Brody Jenner had a dinner date on Feb. 4 before leaving Koi restaurant in the same car and driving to club Voyeur. They were also seen out together last Thursday, at Voyeur, where they "partied all night."

“You can tell they’re into each other and both like to have a good time,” another source says. “They’re cute together.”

Cute together? How about awkward together?

After filing for divorce just a month ago, Avril Lavigne is single and ready to mingle. Before she mingles with the men, she needs to mingle with her dentist and get those fanged snaggleteeth fixed but who am I to judge?

Avril is rumored to be hooking up with Hollywood slut Wilmer Valderrama and the two have been spotted together on numerous occasions. They have been friends since working together on Fast Food Nation a few years ago, but things started to get hot and heavy between the two last month. The two kept the relationship quiet and went on a date Oct. 29 but decided to take it to the streets when they were seen at LA club Wonderland last Saturday.

"She had her hand on his knee and they were whispering in each other's ear, laughing. They even closed the club, sneaking out just after 2."

There probably is something going on but just because she had her hand on his leg and was all up in his ear doesn't mean their sexing it up. Now if she was rubbing his peter and had her tongue shoved in his ear, I would totally say they're f*cking but I'm going to assume it's a rumor at this point. I need to hear about some hot and heavy kinky action going on before I totally believe the new couple rumors.  

It's officially dunzo with Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley as Avril has filed for Divorce citing 'irreconcilable differences'. The couple was married for 3 years but they had been together for 6.

We knew this was coming since reports came out a few weeks ago but there are rumors that Avril is already getting her vag filled by a new dude. Star magazine reports that Avril is hooking up with Dole food company heir Justin Murdock.

In light of the divorce filing hitting the 'net, Avril posted a message regarding the split on her blog.

"Deryck and I have been together for 6 and a half years. We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21. I am grateful for our time together, and I am grateful and blessed for our remaining friendship. I admire Deryck and have a great amount of respect for him. He is the most amazing person I know and I love him with all my heart."

I don't understand why famous folk say they're friends with their ex and will love them forever? Apparently you don't if you're splitting up! I want someone to humor me with a letter about how lazy their ex was, they had toe jam that smelled like Fritos and were horrible in bed. The whole best friends who still love each other crap is for the birds.

Avril Lavigne's people did a great job writing her official separation statement. After months of rumors that Avril and her pug-faced hubby were on the rocks, the tomboy turned slut and her former Mr. issued a statement yesterday.

Avril is 24 years old and will be 25 soon. Avril says:

"Deryck and I have been together for 6-an-a-half years. We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21. I am grateful for our time together, and I am grateful and blessed for our remaining friendship.

I admire Deryck and have a great amount of respect for him. He is the most amazing person I know and I love him with all my heart. Deryck and I are separating and moving forward on a positive note."

Deryck has also issued a statement, but he doesn't sound as excited as Avril does about the split:

"The past 6 and a half years have been the most amazing years of my life. It's sad it has come to an end but Avril and I are still family and moving forward in the most positive way possible.

Our decision to part ways is amicable and she holds a special place in my heart and forever will be a great and amazing friend. Thanks to all our family, friends and fans for all the support."

Deryck, 29, and Avril have been reportedly living apart for a while now.

Good riddance, Deryck! He was way too fug and too short. B*tch is lucky she got out before she got tied down to him by having kids, although I'm curious about what different animals Deryck's spawn would look like.

Another one bites the dust! Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are dunzo, or at least they will be very, very soon.

The two are heading for Splitsville but everyone saw this coming. Avril kicked his ass to the curb, literally, and it's time to file the big D papers!

"She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on." Lavigne, 25, forced him out of their $9.5 million, 12,000-square-foot estate in L.A.'s Bel Air.  "Divorce papers will be filed any day now."

I'm not a fan of getting married when your under the age of 25. People think they're all grown up once their out of high school or college and don't realize that life has really just begun. They got married before they even got a chance to get their partying on and stranger banging out of the way.

Avril Lavigne's husband Deryck Whibley's face looks like a pug that got run over by a steam roller. We all knew it was only a matter of time before the honeymoon phase wore off.

Avril got married when she was only 22 years old, she's 25 now, and she began dating Deryck since she was like 19. Marrying young often happens to famous people who latch onto a mate cause their dating pool is already small and they're trying to prevent themselves from being used by the people they date. That is my analysis about young celebrities who get married. I have a Ph.D in Bullshitology though, so take that two cents for all its worth.

Well Mrs. Lavigne has not been photographed with her Mr. since last year and sources say that he doesn't approve of all of her drunken partying.

She was partying hard and hanging with a number of male admirers. Only later in the evening did Lavigne get paranoid about what the nearby paparazzi may have captured on film.

“She kept running up to the photographers and asking to see the pictures they took." Lavigne continued her Saturday night at another Hamptons hot spot, Axe Lounge, where she danced the night – and perhaps her rocky marriage – away.

Avril Lavigne and her friend hit up Malibu Beach for some soCal fun. Despite the trucker hat, Avril looks great, per usual, but she also looks like a lesbian.

Didn't I read somewhere that Avril's a lesbian on the side or wants to try it out? Her and her friend look like they could be bumping snatches right now. A pervert like me can hope.

Score!

Today is a slow news day and I've barely been online, then I stumbled on these fierce Avril Lavigne pics that I think are absolutely perfect. B*tch is a midget, so she's the right ho to pose as a doll for a photo spread. Also, I know how much she is hated, another reason why I'm happy to support.

I like my bitches that everyone hates - Avril Lavigne, Heidi Montag, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson...  Supporting them feels like I'm giving to charity or helping to find a cure for cancer. Totally comparable. I give where I can.

I just don't understand how Avril Lavigne, a 23 year-old married woman, still manages to pull off 12. Her tits are the only thing that gives her away, but young girls have knockers, so even evidence of post-puberty barely helps her.

Here's Avril on the set of a fashion shoot for her clothing line. Why am I posting these pics? How long have you been reading POTP? Because I love Avril Lavigne, that's why. I also love to proclaim my love for her on like every Avril post because I'm sure it requires some explanation for new readers.

Now onto Avril's clothes: She is so obsessed with pink. I love pink myself, I don't blame her, but her line is dated. However, the skirts are do-able and her youthful look is just right for her tween fanbase. This crap will fly off the shelves.