I have to call it what it is. You know Avril begged Paris to hang out.

Paris doesn’t need any more publicity, but Avril needs to sell tickets to her tour and that hasn’t been going so well. I think what I love most about Avril is that she always seems to hang out without her frying pan face husband, Deryck. She’s obviously so ashamed. I give them two more years tops.
There’s nothing like a small space to force a new bond. Paris Hilton and Avril Lavigne get cozy in the backseat of a car after partying at the grand opening of GOA, a new nightclub in Los Angeles, on Thursday night.
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Thanks for visiting the funnest gossip blog online. See, I like you this much to send you a special message. Tell all your friends and co-workers cause this site will be huge one day.
Dear User,
I am Avril Lavigne and this is my personal message to get back at the scumbag above!
Maybe you have already heard that Perez Hilton wrote bad things about me on his online Blog.
I mean, he thinks in his own little world that he is the best and he makes everybody look silly on his Blog. But in reality he is the biggest stupid person I’ve ever seen! His insults have really hurt me so please help me to kick Perez in the ass with this website now!
If you want this to happen this is the place to make it happen!
Yes I want Perez to disappear and his silly page, too!
Perez hates Avril, I dig some of her songs and I don’t mind her. But I didn’t buy this for half a second. Avril’s neither this clever nor this dumb. If you go up against Perez, he will fight back 10x harder, making more posts about you.
Avril’s rep issued the following statement,
TORONTO - Avril Lavigne’s manager says the punky pop star is not behind an attack blog set up in her name.
McBride says he and Lavigne “do not engage in attacking people” and that they are focusing on her upcoming world tour.
fake site: perezlavigne.com

Sorry, I’ll mention my favorite singer Fiona Apple whenever possible.
Avril Lavigne, Sheryl Crow and Fiona Apple will headline the first Girlfrenzy music festival, to be held Oct. 27 at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre in Irvine, Calif. Colbie Caillat, Sara Bareilles and Antigone Rising are also on the bill for the event.
Tickets for Girlfrenzy go on sale Saturday (Aug. 25) via Ticketmaster. A portion of the proceeds will benefit the Breast Cancer Research Foundation and St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.
I’m gonna be interviewing one of the female artists in the lineup. I won’t name names right now tho, cause I dunno if I’ll post the interview here. But I am SO effing excited about this show! Fiona Apple is one of the best lyricists and most emotional performers of our generation. And I’ve been a Sara Bareilles fan since 2004, so happy she got signed to SonyBMG.
sources: daily stab and billboard.com