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By the looks of this photo, I would say Hayden Panettiere has a thing for machine guns! There can't be one man out there who isn't thinking of his own penis being in place of that gun in the picture.

As if the gun pic isn't provocative enough, wait till you watch the video of the golden champagne shower photo shoot. If I didn't know any better, I would think Hayden went into the porn business cause it looks like she's getting a serious load shot in her face. I wonder if the champagne shower photo could land photographer Tyler Shields in trouble since Hayden isn't of legal drinking age? Oh who cares, it's still hot!

Loosen up, boy!

This isn't the first time Levi Johnston has walked the red carpet. He was Kathy Griffin's date at the Teen Choice Awards, he's had multiple appearances on The Insider, been interrogated by Tyra Banks and Larry King, plus he's an aspiring actor and model. But he still looks awkward.

Levi Johnston looks like he raided the Jonas Virgins closet and put this ensemble together. He also looks gassy and frightened. Loosen up, honey.

Rihanna loves to club hop, hit the bottle, wear sexy clothes and be photographed by the paparazzi. The only problem is that the paps don't Photoshop and airbrush their pics and her unflattering images are all over the internet now.

Check out the picture from Rihanna's new single above compared to what's really going on -  you can click on both to enlarge. She's already been humiliated enough by her leaked battered face picture, she doesn't need to become the next Britney Spears or Kim Zolciak.

Is little Kimmy cupcakes looking gorgeous in this photo or what!?! Kim was rocking a prosthetic chin, nose and cheeks for her appearance on Secret Celebrity which I didn't get a chance to watch, but I'm sure it will be replayed 30 times over the next week.

Kim Kardashian, you look marvelous! Those teeth are what really brings the whole look together. You can't be half fug with perfect teeth, you gotta take it all the way, baby! Check out the photos below to see Kim getting a sperm facial by Barney. It's actually pics of Kim getting the mold done for the prosthetics but you know I couldn't keep it clean.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson aren't as sneaky as they think they are with their relationship. The two were photographed holding hands while getting ready to board a plane in Paris last night.

 It's obvious they are an item but neither wants to talk about their relationship to the media. I understand that, but don't lie about being f*ck buddies! They bring more attention on themselves by denying their dating, but there's a chance the stories would die down just a tad if they would be open about it.

Robert Pattinson looks super happy with Kristen which makes me want to vomit thinking about them cuddling and smelling each other's body odor.

Rihanna wore a dress that looks like something she pulled from an aisle at her local Home Depot.

Rihanna's dress resembles house blinds and those folding fans. It's a little too busy for my preference, and it looks messy at the bottom. You could clothe a small village of babies in Africa with all the material that went into her frock. But I digress.

Rihanna was in New York last night to pick up her Woman of the Year award from Glamour magazine. Tyra Banks, Serena Williams and many others also showed up.

Katharine McPhee is still blonde and it still looks really bad on her.

Her platinum is borderline white in some spots and she just can not pull it off. Katharine's locks are too bleached and her eye makeup is too heavy. I also don't know why Kat doesn't walk the red carpet with her ugly old, balding husband. Is she ashamed? Probably not, but I know I would be.

She's thick and bootyfull. Amber Rose was spotted roaming the streets of South Beach, proving that she's still sexy and "girls can actually eat something, and be beautiful and be a model."

Amber knows how to fill out a dress! And I think she recycled those heels too? I just checked. Yep, she's worn those heels before. Has Yeezy put her on a budget?

Because New Moon is desperately lacking promotion, the cast is on a tour, coming to a city near you! Cast members have already hit up Hollywood and Denver and there's many more stops left. So check it out if you wanna deal with the pandemonium and the girls who are screaming and creaming at the same time.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart get along for obvious reasons. But it's nice to see Kellan Lutz trying to nibble on Nikki Reed. They all look like they have a great time together. Its the fans that have made the Twilight saga so hugely successful; a tour is a great idea and it's the least they can do.

It's always nice to see a hot chick in a little red outfit with sexy red stockings on a Friday afternoon. Beyonce was letting her inner Sasha Fierce run wild while performing at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night.

I'm so jealous because I want hair that flows like that. Of course I would die to have that body, but that hair is like a whole other person with a mind of its own. Could somebody please buy me a hot wig that looks like Beyonce's hair so I can whip my head around and feel like her for a minute? Next thing you know I'd end up in the hospital with whip lash.