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It's always nice to see a hot chick in a little red outfit with sexy red stockings on a Friday afternoon. Beyonce was letting her inner Sasha Fierce run wild while performing at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night.

I'm so jealous because I want hair that flows like that. Of course I would die to have that body, but that hair is like a whole other person with a mind of its own. Could somebody please buy me a hot wig that looks like Beyonce's hair so I can whip my head around and feel like her for a minute? Next thing you know I'd end up in the hospital with whip lash.

Mariah Carey looks like a Jelly Clarkson in training. One of the biggest divas in history is so full of herself that she didn't recognize that she looks horrible in her bathing suit.

Mariah was spotted while on the set of a photo shoot or filming music video. Whatever she was doing, she will be thinned out to perfection in the final version.

Whether Mimi's skiing or swimming, she has to show us her cleavage. But that suit does nothing for her body. It gives her a gut, reveals back fat, and the boy shorts make her look like a waddling dwarf. We rarely see MiMi bikini pictures and this may be why.

And no, I DON'T THINK SHE'S FAT, but the bikini she's in doesn't exactly make her look skinny, either. I wanna pinch her and make her hit one of her signature high notes. But I'll just settle for slapping some part of her body to see how long it jiggles.

Still photos from the Shauna Sand sex tape hit the web today and she looks as crappy in her porn as she does in normal life! It's the gigantic lips that throw everything off. What I find interesting is she's still rocking those Lucite heels while she gets humped.

When I stop to think about it, everything is what throws off this porn. Her over the top makeup, stringy platinum blonde hair, wonky boobs with oversized nipples. It doesn't get any worse. I'm ready to see the video so I can check out those monster tits bouncing in action!

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You know they've gone too far with the photo editing when the picture ends up looking like a cartoon instead of the real person. This promo pic for Power by 50 Cent is a perfect example of Photoshop gone wrong!

They went so blend happy with his body that I'm shocked he even has a nipple in this photo, and half of his chest is bronzed out of control. But it doesn't stop there, 50 Cent's face isn't nearly as perfect as it appears in this picture considering his jaw line normally looks as smooth as sandpaper. Trash this ad photo and start over!

Amber Rose was born in South Philadelphia. The blonde vixen currently lives in New York, but a little distance wasn't gonna keep this diva away from a World Series game.

Amber is such an eccentric fan. Her lips match the Phillies' hat and jerseys to perfection. No word on who Amber was posing with or if she was up in some nose bleeds.

I threw in some other Amber pics, too, just because.

Katy Perry looks like she's wearing a Halloween costume every single day, and her MTV Europe Awards promo pics are no exception. She looks like a cute little Bettie Boop who needs some gel or a flat iron.

It all goes down on Nov. 6 from Liverpool. Katy said, "When I was asked to host the show I wet myself, Fergie-style."

She can always ask her boyfriend Russell Brand for some hosting tips.

I normally can't stand seeing Spencer Pratt and Heidi jumping in front of the cameras to get some extra time in the spotlight, but this is pretty humorous!

Heidi and Spencer have no problem poking fun at themselves and knew people would get a kick out of seeing them as one of America's most infamous reality couples.

"Halloween is supposed to be about scary costumes. What's scarier than Speidi Plus Eight? Any reality stars who can get themselves 55 magazine covers will always have our respect!"

I'm not sure what having Spencer and Heidi Montag's respect is all about, but the pictures are amusing. Heidi could totally play the role of Kate Gosselin in the Lifetime movie about the Jon & Kate failed marriage.

A lot of famous folks showed up for the premiere of Michael Jackson's This Is It movie, and you also had some not so famous folks such as Ian Ziering. What the hell was he doing there?

Adam Lambert and Katy Perry looked super cute on the red carpet together, and J.Lo had something funky going on with her hair. I'm not sure if there were 100 mph winds, or if her hair was all fugged up on purpose.

The movie has had good reviews and sounds like a must-see for those of us who grew up listening to Michael.

At 50, Jackson was still an amazingly gifted dancer with moves that leave your mouth agape. And Jackson's voice still dazzles — even when he's trying to play it down.

Wherever there's cameras or free wine, there's Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Kim joined her fake rival NeNe Leakes for the RHOA season finale party at Mr. Chow's in L.A. on Thursday, and the aspiring singer pulled a Britney Spears and had herself a crotch shot.

Kim and Big Poppa have broken up, so she's looking for her next ATM machine. I dunno if this pic helps her cause. Any man who wants to wife a mother like this has too many issues to sort through.

* Also my RHOA reunion recap will be posted on Monday at the earliest cause I'm out of town.

You're looking at behind the scenes footage of Pamela Anderson on set of her latest porno, Pammy Luvs Plushies. You've heard of plushie porn haven't you? It's when freaks dress up in animal costumes and get their groove on. You should see my meth addicted chipmunk prostitute costume, it's fabulous!

All kidding aside, Pam is promoting the anti-seal hunt campaign in Toronto. Doing some plushie porn wouldn't be such a bad thing for Pam to do since she's going broke! That dude in the costume has to feel like the luckiest man on earth having Pam cuddle up to him for photos. The costume shop owners are probably pissed about the sticky spot that guy left inside their fuzzy seal outfit.