Award Shows and Just Pics

In the interest of full disclosure, I'll admit that I usually think Lindsay Lohan looks sorta hot even when she's at her most cracked-out, but even I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on these photos.

This is Lindsay at a benefit in New York last night, and apparently she's really been throwing herself into her work at the LA County Morgue, because she looks like a freakin' corpse. I don't wanna make any assumptions here but I'm going to, anyway: this girl is high, and wearing a wig, and probably wasn't even invited to this event. Somehow she managed to slip past security, but it's probably only because they were afraid if they laid a hand on her, she'd hit the ground like a ton of freckled bricks.

On the plus side, despite the fact that she's clearly loaded, looks disturbingly like her mother, and is rocking some weird, purplish hands, Linds still looks pretty good from the neck down. I guess what I'm saying is...I'd still hit it.

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Lea Michele is a gossip blogger's dream. The overrated Glee star is just so rich with material! In case you didn't know, Lea was wearing a dress that has a slit in it. Versace made her dress, which she kept her foot outside of so that she could show off her nice legs. I'd do the same thing, I won't lie, but then there's that smug face of hers.

Lea is always trying to look sexy or something whenever she poses on the red carpet.

She shouldn't put so much pressure on herself. Lea's a good looking girl; but with a face that comes in the shape of a shoebox, there's only so much this chick can work her way up the hotness scale.

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At the Golden Globe Awards, Angelina Jolie shocked many by ditching her typical look consisting of dark or pale colors and large dresses that make her look like she's rockin' a robe in favor of a form fitting high fashion cream dress with a folded red accent.

Last night Brad Pitt's future wife took a step back, wearing a gown that looks more like a trash bag than appropriate red carpet attire. Angelina also wore her hair down, which she always does; I'm still trying to figure out whether or not it matters that this woman just doesn't give a f*ck. Sigh. She's so hawt! Hiding your hotness should be illegal in all 50 states, or, like, only the top 10 that everyone cares about.

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Award show season is in full swing! If you're unable to watch the shows itself, you can always just look at the red carpet photos. The Screen Actors Guild Awards, like the Golden Globes, brings Hollywood's elite from television and movies together for our judgement entertainment.

Stars from Glee, Dexter, 30 Rock, and many more shows shared the spotlight with the cast of Bridesmaids, The Help and A-listers like Angelina Jolie and George Clooney. So, without further introduction, here are some red carpet photos from one of Hollywood's biggest events!

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt looked hot at the Golden Globe Awards while Mila Kunis, who often nails it, didn't look so hot.

Mila's dress was boring, the strap was silly, and one side of her top was more see-through than the other. Lea Michele looked like she was trying too hard (AGAIN), Reese Witherspoon looked just meh, and Zooey Deschanel looked "adorkable."

The ladies played it safe for the most part while stars like Sarah Michelle Gellar and Charlize Theron tried to be flashy, but I wasn't feeling either of their dresses. And as you can see below, Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied still look hot together.

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Angelina Jolie was not wearing black or a large dress that looked like a cape at the 2012 Golden Globe Awards. Brad Pitt's longtime girlfriend wore a gorgeous gown that I covet. Angie also flaunted her hotness just by wearing red lipstick, which matched her dress. She doesn't need any collagen! The woman is perfection.

Angelina usually prefers not to stunt, opting for very basic dark, big, and typically boring gowns, but this year she showed everyone that she can be versatile. Bradley remains dapper as hell, per usual. Gawd damn these two are sexsay!

Miley Cyrus and her hot boyfriend for the past two years, Liam Hemsworth, walked the red carpet together at the People's Choice Awards. It seems that Miley is loving her little boobs. We can expect her to wear cleavage baring gowns at this point.

Liam looks dapper, per usual. These two are adorable together. Miley's stylist does a great job with her. I love her simple yet sexy and sophisticated dress. The bottom of Miley's dress is a little busy, but she looks great and she's always smiling from ear to ear whenever she's near her man candy.

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Ryan Seacrest's 23 year-old girlfriend used to be almost stick thin, then she left Dancing With the Stars and gained some weight. Julianne Hough put on a dress that showed off her curves, mostly her bare back and butt, and flaunted her hotness at the 2012 People's Choice Awards.

I think Julianne is stunning and she's one of the nicest people you could ever meet. I would love to see Kim Kardashian in this... Wait, did Kim wear this? Kim wore a similar dress at last year's VMAs.

Julianne wasn't wearing her color, and her shoes are awful, but her hair looked amazing and her tan skin will make all the pale girls jealous. She was lookin' pretty good!

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Lea Michele's acting on Glee was pretty pathetic when the show first began, but she's made strides since season 1. Lea has a reputation for being a diva and a b!tch. She called her co-stars "my cast," she wouldn't STFU when the Glee cast appeared on Oprah, and she pretended to get teary eyed when co-star Chris Colfer picked up a Golden Globe award.

Lea is a C U Next Tuesday, but she lives for red carpets and you can tell that she embodies her Rachel Berry character; she wants to be famous so badly. Well Lea won a People's Choice Award for "Favorite TV Comedy Actress," beating out TINA FEY, JANE LYNCH, COURTENEY COX and KALEY CUOCO. Yes, that was worthy of all caps. Lea's character Rachel isn't remotely funny, Rachel's just an annoying, self-absorbed diva. How much time do you think Lea spent voting for herself?

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It was a good night for women who had bad years. Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry, and Demi Lovato, all of whom recently went through very public break-ups, all took home trophies from last night's People's Choice Awards. Katy was the night's big winner with five awards, though she since she famously decided not to attend the ceremony, she really didn't "take home" anything.

Naturally, attention whore Kim was on hand to work the red carpet and accept her award for best "celebreality" star, which just highlights how meaningless these awards really are. Demi Lovato who went through an extremely difficult 2011, capped off by a recent split from boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama, accepted the prize for favorite pop artist and performed a song that was, sadly, considered by many to be one of the show's worst moments.

American Idol, Harry Potter, and, of course, Lady Gaga also took home top honors. For those unaware, the People's Choice Awards winners are, in fact, chosen by the people so the results are usually fairly predictable. The ceremony essentially confirmed the theory that Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian were popular in 2011. Who knew?!

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