Award Shows and Just Pics (Page 15)

It looks like somebody forgot to take their bipolar medicine yesterday! Britney Spears was photographed looking like a complete mess yesterday while out in L.A..

Is she about to take over the crazy train again? Maybe the rumors are true about Jason Trawick cheating on her and she's having a hard time dealing with it? She looks like she hasn't showered or washed her hair in days, and her shorts are about three sizes too small. I'm digging her knee high socks because if you're going to look like a homeless Starbucks freak, you better go hard or go home.

Get back on the meds!

Seeing a new celebrity couple in public together is always so cute, and they shy away from each other like we don't know they're sexing it up when they leave for the night. Kim Kardashian stepped out with her new footballer boyfriend Miles Austin last night to enjoy a late dinner with friends in NYC.

The duo has apparently been on a few quiet dates together but this is the first time they've been photographed together since the dating rumors began. He's not as hot as Reggie Bush and I don't think they're gonna last. On to the next one!

There were rumors a few months ago that Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite which means she's not only carrying meat curtains, but is also rocking a baby making sausage in her pants. Those rumors may have been false but Gaga sure knows how to look like a dude!

These photos released by SHOWstudio.com of model 'Jo Calderone' on the set of a shoot for Vogue Hommes Japan were posted on the website, and there's lots of speculation that this is Lady Gaga playing her alter ego 'Jo'. The features such as the nose and mouth are strikingly similar, so I'm going to agree with the speculators.

She's a sexual chameleon...

And she also looks like the dude that played Paul (Josh Saviano) in The Wonder Years! She's only missing the spectacular specks!

Mike Sorrentino started his birthday bash a few days early at Tenjune in New York last night with an odd looking birthday cake. Radar Online says this is supposed to be "The Situation's" abs, but I think it looks like they found a dead headless dude with an amazing torso and threw him on a pretty party plate.

Mike's birthday is actually July 5, but he's doing it right by starting the bash a week early. He's going to make plenty of money attending club appearances for his bday, and can use the 'It's my birthday!' excuse over the next week to grope loads of hot babes and get tons of @ss.

Happy early bday The Situation! Too bad you're not here in Ohio, so I could personally give you a birthday gift. On second thought, it's better you're not here, or I would end up in the slammer for molestation.

Chris Brown was able to remind the world last night what a major talent he is. Chris paid tribute to the man who made him and so many other entertainers who they are today: Michael Jackson.

Chris is the one who has often been compared to MJ cause Chris' dance skills are incomparable. Chris was the right man for the job and his performance remains unforgettable. Long live the King of Pop and well done, Christopher.

Taylor Momsen is one hell of a 16 year-old vixen. The thin but busty Gossip Girl actress and musician is underaged and flaunts her body just like Miley Cyrus does, only Taylor doesn't make it so obvious and she appeals to an older and more mature demographic.

Taylor dresses like this everyday, not just when she's on stage. She's also a confident Courtney Love in the making and she sells her sexy image whereas Miley takes her revamped oversexed look too far and looks more ridiculous than hot.

Taylor's band The Pretty Reckless took the stage in Carson, California on June 25 for the launch of the Vans Warped Tour. As you can see, Taylor left very little to the imagination in that mini-dress of hers.

Adam Lambert's Glam Nation tour kicked off this week in New York City. The successful American Idol "loser" had two NYC shows on two separate nights because of popular demand.

Adam shaved off inches of his thick black hair a few weeks before his tour launched. His new 'do is the perfect accessory to his glam rock look. Adam's album is all over the place, but the man could be singing names out of the phone book and he'd still put on one hell of a show! I'd love to go to Glambert's concert, but I need some free tickets.

Last night was the huge premiere for 'Eclipse' in Los Angeles last night and there was no shortage of celebrities on hand for the event. Nikki Reed looked gorgeous but when I saw her dress the first thing I thought of was Bjork's hideous swan dress. There's a small resemblance here!

I'm not sure what Robert Pattinson's stylist was thinking when they put him in a ridiculous maroon suit but I'm sure Twihards thought he looked fabulous no matter what.

Check out more photos of the Eclipse cast and plenty of other celebrities from the premiere below and after the jump!

Us Magazine is going crazy over Kate Gosselin's high arched eyebrows. According to some plastic surgeons they have spoken with, Kate has had crappy Botox around her brows but I think she looks surprised because Jon has possibly found a job and can help support their children!

Dr. Michael Olding, the chief of The George Washington University's division of plastic surgery says Kate looked "much better in the earlier photo: great hair, nice smile and a normal brow position." In the 'after' photo, she "has the typical appearance of Dysport or Botox poorly placed in the space between the brows where frown lines occur. The lateral part of her brow is elevated in an abnormally high position, which my patients refer to as McDonald's arches!"

I may be totally naive, but I think it was a bad face day for Kate Gosselin. There's two more pictures of Kate at Target a few days ago which were obviously taken at the same time as her bad botox photo above, and there's also a couple photos taken during a trip to Target yesterday. You be the judge! Bad botox or just a bad brow day? One thing I know for sure, this b*tch loves Target!

I'm beginning to think Lady Gaga and Katy Perry have put a hex on each other because they've both injured themselves in the last couple of days! First we had Katy fall down and go boom at a nightclub in Toronto which resulted in receiving 17 stitches on her right leg, now we have Lady Gaga wiping out.

I'm sure it wouldn't have happened had she worn something that resembles normal shoes, but that would cramp her style. While walking through London's Heathrow airport last night, Lady Gaga's sky high platform shoes got the best of her and she went tumbling down in front of the paparazzi. Those shoes are out of control! It never hurts to act like a normal person every once in a while and wear a t-shirt, jeans, and tennis shoes during a long flight. Gaga should try it out sometime.

It's embarrassing when you have a bunch of people see you wipe out, but it's kinda hard to avoid when you're dressed like a Harley Davidson prostitute who just got done working the night shift.