Baby News

Mel Gibson's aspiring singer girlfriend, Oksana Greedywhore-a, had a baby girl. Mel already has six sons and a daughter with his ex-wife, Robyn, and Oksana has a 12-year-old son from a previous star f*cker relationship.

Pictures of Mel Gibson and his home wrecker surfaced early this year. Shortly after, Robyn Gibson filed for divorce after 29 years of marriage. Sausage lips then got herself knocked up at the age of 39, which is pretty impressive; and then Mel put a ring on it cause he's like religious or something. A wedding date has yet to be announced. 

Although Oksana Grigorieva's baby was due in December, she's here already. Both Oksana and her meal ticket are reportedly healthy and happy at home.

I wonder if Oksana is gonna pull a Samantha Burke and be featured on the cover of some celebrity magazine, posing with her baby. I hope her daughter's wearing a bib with the cover art of Oksana's debut cd on it. That would be so cute!

Samantha Burke, who had a brief relationship with Jude Law and got knocked up by his super sperm, is pimping out their daughter on the cover of Hello! magazine. She says she's not a gold digger, yet she was reportedly paid $300,000 for her story and the photos.

If you're going to throw your kids in the tabloids and get paid a nice chunk of change, you're definitely a money wh*re in my book!

"I have never dated a guy for money. All my ex-boyfriends were just normal guys."

Yeah right, like she wasn't seeing dollar signs when she found out she was knocked up by a celebrity... I would! So any famous dude who would like to hook up and impregnate me, please do so. Snarky needs a new car!

Cutie Robin Thicke and his hottie wife are expecting their first little button. Sorry for all that descriptive mush, all. If I can't be Paula Patton, I'll live vicariously through her and be happy for her.

Robin Thicke, 32, and Paula Patton, 33, began dating in high school and got married in 2005. Robin said, "She could make a marriage work with a chair. She's an incredible woman, and she's very beautiful, so I'm just lucky to be with her." And Paula says Robin is "amazing!"

Paula is an actress and has appeared in her hubby's video. She's currently shooting Just Wright with Queen Latifah.

Congrats to the happy, beautiful couple!

Nicole Richie and her new baby boy, Sparrow, take the cover for this week's People magazine. These Hollywood babies get a start on their modeling careers early!

Nicole has definitely put her hard partying on the back burner now that she has two little ones to take care of, and she's very content with her life. In the issue, Nicole says you just want your kids to be "healthy and happy, and they are. I'm right where I belong."

Sparrow is cute and looks like he's going to have a lot of Nicole's facial features just like his big sis Harlow.

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Well they're not both pregnant, but you know what I mean. The Real Housewive of New York City's Bethenny Frankel and fiance Jason Hoppy have announced that they're expecting their first child.

Bethenny is only two months pregnant. She didn't want to reveal the news, but claims that the rumors wouldn't go away. Bethenny and Jason are both 38 years old. The two met at a nightclub and have been together for the past 11 months. In June, Bethenny said that she was "pretty much certain" that she would spend the rest of her life with him.

Bethenny on Jason:

"We were both complete players. We never thought we would find the right person."

Bethenny on getting pregnant:

"I'm no spring chicken. I didn't think it was going to happen right away. Because of my age, sometimes we weren't totally careful."

Bethenny also said that getting pregnant and being engaged is "a miracle." Congrats!

On Friday Radar reported that Heidi Klum gave birth to a daughter, Lou Samuel. I linked to the article on Monday, then Heidi's rep said, "not true," so I removed the link. Turns out they were lying and they've now officially announced Lou's arrival with some really sweet quotes from Seal.

Heidi, 36, and Seal, 46, welcomed Lou Sulola Samuel on Friday. Seal issued the following statement:

"It's difficult to imagine loving another child as much as you love your existing children,... From the moment she looked into both of our eyes it was endless love at first sight. She is beautiful beyond words and we are happy that she chose us to watch her grow over the coming years."

Klum petitioned to legally change her last name to Samuel, Seal's last name. The two are also parents to sons Henry, 4, and Johan, 3. Klum has a daughter, Leni, 5, from a previous relationship.

Congrats!

Jennifer Hudson's two-month old son David Otunga Jr. is featured in the newest issue of People magazine. The issue hits newsstands Oct. 15 and we have some quotes from the interview.

Jennifer says, "I love being nurturing and caring because I love to see other people happy. Who better to devote my time to than my own child?"

Jen also said that she's never seen a baby eat like David does and that he can be screaming at the top of his lungs and then flip it off "like a switch." Jen also revealed that it wasn't difficult to keep her pregnancy a secret cause she wasn't even showing until she was seven months along!

Your son was delivered via C-section, what was your recovery like?
"Everybody told me how much it was going to hurt afterwards but I think I have a different tolerance for pain than others. By that night after I had the baby, I'm like, 'Look, I can’t sit in this bed anymore. I’ve got to get up!’ I’ve been up and about since he was born. To me, the pain is no different than when you work out a muscle you’ve never worked out before and it’s sore."

Has his personality emerged yet?
"He has a lot of personality, like David. He’s always been a good sleeper. His favorite time to smile now is diaper changes. Or when he spits up on you – he just cracks up like he thinks it’s the funniest thing. And his bottle is his pacifier. With a pacifier, it’s like he knows, ‘Ain’t nothing come out of here. No, I don’t want that. Where’s the real deal?’ His best friend is that bottle; that’s all he wants."

To see a picture of Jen's baby, click HERE.

Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane's wifey and threesome co-star Rebecca Gayheart, 38, is pregnant with their first child. And she's smoking.

Shortly before Eric and Rebecca's nude tape was leaked, the couple said that they wanted to start a family. Looks like they got their wish, but Rebecaa's doing a sh*tty job of keeping her fetus healthy.

This infuriates me dos mucho. Rebecca should want to do everything she can to keep her baby healthy. I remember when this pregnant chick, who was like six or seven months along, that I was talking to told me she had to go outside so she could go smoke. I lost my shiz!

Makes you wonder if Becky's gonna be blowing smoke up her baby's nostrils too when he or she arrives.

I'm sure you know that Jude Law's secret lover gave birth to their child this week. Being the wonderful father he is, Jude won't be making a trip to see his baby any time soon.

Jude apparently can't make a trip down to Florida to see his new little one until he's done working on the Broadway show 'Hamlet'.

"Sadly, Jude will not be able to see Sophia until he finishes work on Hamlet on Broadway in December. Jude thinks that if he goes to Florida immediately, it will be a media circus. He doesn't see why he should give the paparazzi the pleasure."

This shouldn't have anything to do with the paparazzi and have everything to do with seeing your kid. You want to stick your wang in chicks and let it explode, then you need to deal with the consequences.

I'm not buying his line of BS that he can't make it down until he's done with Hamlet. As if he can't jump on a late night flight and fly back to New York the next day? Jude, man up and take your a** to Florida to see your new baby.

Grey's Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo and her husband Chris Ivery, have welcomed their first little one into the world. Time to make some loot on the baby pics!

I'm surprised to hear she had her baby a week ago and the news is just now getting out!

"Her name is Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery," her rep tells Us. "She was born Sept. 15 in Los Angeles." Pompeo, 39, and the music producer, 41 — who tied the knot at a small ceremony in 2007 — announced they were expecting in April.

I know I've heard in the past that Ellen can be a biotch, lets hope she doesn't turn into Mommy Dearest. No wire hangers!