Baby News (Page 4)

Jessica Alba Gives Birth to Baby Girl, Haven Garner Warren

Jessica Alba has finally popped! She gave birth to her second baby girl with husband Cash Warren on Saturday.

Jessica Alba pregnant photo

The actress announced her pregnancy via Facebook and Twitter earlier this year, and she also turned online to announce the birth of her second daughter.

“Cash and I are so excited to announce the birth of our daughter, Haven Garner Warren. She was born on Saturday...Healthy and happy! Big sister Honor couldn’t be more excited about the new addition to our family.”

Even though Haven’s full name is basically composed of three last names, it’s otherwise not too shabby. Congrats!

Hopefully Jessica and Cash Warren will continue their social media streak and Twitpic some photos of their newborn. I bet she’s tres adorable. And baby pics are just like crack for my ovaries.

Photo: Wenn

Hilary Duff: Pregnant!

Hilary Duff is pregnant! Hilary got married to hockey player Mike Comrie on August 14, 2010 and it's only taken him one year to knock up his sexy wife.

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie

Hilary made the following announcement on her official website: "We also want to share the exciting news that… BABY MAKES THREE. We are extremely happy and ready to start this new chapter of our lives."

I've always like Hilary for some reason. She is going to be the most adorable mother! Congrats to Ms. Duff and her lucky husband!

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Tina Fey Gives Birth to Daughter Penelope Athena

Tina Fey, 41, gave birth to daughter Penelope Athena Richmond on Wednesday, her rep confirms. The 30 Rock star has a 5 year-old daughter Alice.

Tina told Ellen DeGeneres that she and her husband wanted to wait until the baby arrived to find out its gender.

Tina Fey picture

"I'm just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom," Fey said at the time.

The comedian also called her second pregnancy "easy."

Tina announced her pregnancy on an April episode of the Oprah show.

Congrats to the happy Richmond family! I like this broad so much that I can't even talk sh!t about her naming her daughter Penelope, although I'd like to. Can't wait for the baby pics.

Track Palin and Wife Britta Hanson Welcome Baby Girl

Two months after Track Palin and his wife Britta Hanson got married in jeans, Britta welcomed a baby girl yesterday! Joe McGinniss, who is writing a book about Sarah Palin, revealed the news.

Track Palin, Britta Hanson and Sarah Palin at the Wedding

Track and Britta's wedding. That bouquet was hiding her baby bump.

Much to the disappointment of many in the gossip blogging world, Track's daughter doesn't have a retarded name like Track, Tripp, Trigg, Piper, Britta, or Bristol. Track and Brita named their daughter Kyla Grace Palin. DAMN IT!

Joe McGinniss moved next door to Sarah so that he could gain better access to the Palins. Ha! That's the old man that Sarah was paranoid about on Sarah Palin's Alaska.

Track and Sarah's family issued the following joint statement when they became hitched:

"...We're tickled that after two decades of friendship we proudly witnessed their marriage, knowing their new life together will be blessed." So Track and Britta were friends who f*ck, or should I say friends who get knocked up together and then say I do in jeans and fleece like white trash? Yep. That's better.

Congrats you irresponsible kids!

Fantasia is Pregnant, is Antwaun Cook the Baby Daddy?

Fantasia was photographed in Barbados last month looking like she's pregnant. She had a charity concert at the opening of Riverview Apartments in Jacksonville, FL, over the weekend where she told everyone that she's knocked up!

Fantasia said: "For a while I walked around figuring out what will they say and what will they think about me. But now I tell you I don't live my life for folk. THIS CHILD THAT I AM CARRYING...God has given me this child. And I don't have to hide it from NONE of y'all."

Wow! Fantasia aborted the other baby she was knocked up with by boyfriend Antwaun Cook, but "God has given" her this child and he did not give her the other one. Makes sense.

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Rohan Marley Is Not Lauryn Hill's Baby Daddy

Talent waster Lauryn Hill has been busy making babies for over the past decade. The 36 year-old has been gave birth to a son on Saturday, but yesterday she let everyone know that her partner Rohan Marley is not the baby daddy.

Lauryn, Rohan Marley

Lauryn, who apparently has a twitter, Tweeted: "Contrary to the numerous reports, Mr. Marley did not abandon me while pregnant with his child. We have had long periods of separation over the years but our five children together remain a joy to both of us."

Rohan Tweeted that he has "a tremendous amount of love and respect" for Lauryn and he wishes her well on the birth of "her new son."

Okay. Lauryn added that she values privacy and she and Rohan defend the right to preserve it.

Well I could care less if this b!tch gives birth to an alien baby that looks just like Xtina Aguilera's bat boy ex-husband. Lauryn is washed up, she has unprotected sex with whoever she wants to, and she's the black version of Octomom, only with much more money.

Britta Hanson: Track Palin's Wife is Pregnant

Track Palin, 22, married high school sweetheart Britta Hanson, 21, two months ago. Some speculated that it may be a shotgun wedding. Hint: Sarah Palin, Track, and the friggin' bride were all wearing JEANS for the ceremony! Turns out, it was a shotgun wedding. Britta is preggers. Palin 2012, y'all!

Britta Hanson picture

The woman who supports abstinence-only sex education will be a grandmother for the second time at the age of 47. Seems like her message is really getting through to her kids, dontcha know?

Gawker reports that Track's wife already had her wedding shower. Ironically Britta is the daughter of a minister! Brita was also studying to be a nurse last year. Maybe she'll learn about birth control.

Britta posted her shower pics on Facebook, and her friends sound thrilled about it.

Given the timing of Britta’s pregnancy, the happy couple may want to tell Sarah Palin to shut up the next time she champions abstinence-only education or Bristol sermonizes against extramarital sex.

Congratulations to Track, Britta, and their unborn child Tribb Palin! You know these a-holes will name the baby something retarded, as if the kid isn't effed already.

Harper Seven Pictures Are Here

Victoria and David Beckham want the world to see how beautiful their little daughter, Harper Seven, is. The proud parents posted pictures on the internet this weekend so that we could all sneak a peak. Victoria Beckham posted the picture below on Twitter with a caption that said "Daddy's little girl!"

Harper Seven picture

Harper Seven was named after Harper Lee, the author of Posh's favorite book, To Kill a Mockingbird.

David posted the picture below on his Facebook page. David said that "Having a daughter is a whole new thing." He also says that he's not used to having to be more delicate with girls, saying, "it's a whole new experience."

Victoria Beckham daughter

Harper was born last Sunday via caesarean. She has three older brothers: Brooklyn, 12, Romeo, 8, and Cruz, 6.

So cute!

Orlando Bloom's Son Named After Miranda Kerr's Dead Ex-Boyfriend

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have a totally adorable six-month-old baby boy who is definitely going to be a stunner when he grows up. Besides looking cute and having a long-@ss name (Flynn Christopher Blanchard Copeland Bloom), it turns out their baby is also named, in part, after his mama’s first boyfriend. Who just happens to not be alive anymore.

Orlando and Miranda

Flynn takes his second name from Christopher Middlebrook, who dated Miranda and died in a tragic car accident as a teenager. Apparently, Miranda vowed to name her firstborn child after him, and so she did when her son was born this January.

"Chris and I had been dating for two years,” she says. “After he died, I wrote him a letter that said I hoped to name my first child after him in some way. I told Orlando and he was the one who said he'd be happy to do that. Orlando's a good guy."

I can’t decide whether this is touching or just plain odd. I feel like people make these kinds of promises all the time, but never go through with them, so it’s kind of sweet that she’s naming her son after someone who obviously meant a lot to her. Even if it was her dead ex.

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Kate Hudson Names Son Bingham "Bing" Hawn Bellamy

Kate Hudson gave birth to her baby boy a few days ago, and his name was revealed through a tweet by her fiance Matthew Bellamy. Matt was proud to announce after 4.5 hours of intense pushing, Kate "just had a baby boy, Bingham "Bing" Hawn Bellamy.

Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy

We all know where the Hawn part of the name comes from, but where in the hell did they come up with Bingham, or Bing? Is this a salute to the Bing search engine? I think not, but maybe we'll eventually find out how they came up with the big 'B' name.

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