Baby News (Page 5)

Sarah Jessica Parker is 44 and so is her uterus, ovaries and vajayjay. She's also rich; therefore, she can afford to pay someone to have her babies when she doesn't feel like doing it herself, dammit.

Yesterday Sarah and her alleged cheating hubby Matthew Broderick announced that they're expecting twin girls via a surrogate mother! The couple already have son James Wilkie, 6, who is absolutely adorable.

The twin girls are scheduled to be here later this summer. Can't wait. Congrats!

You know I love me some Ashlee Simpson, but just because I heart the Simpson girls does not mean that I won't call a fugly baby fugly. Bronx Mowgli Wentz is... drumroll please, he's actually a cutie pie! He's got a lot of baby fat on him and I don't think he looks like either of his parents, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Here's Ashlee and her "happy accident" Bronx yesterday in New York City. I really wanna see some, as in ANY, photos of Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson and the baby together. Although Ashlee's Fall Out Boy hubby parties with strippers, Ash and Bronx are currently accompanying Pete on tour. ;)

Getting married before you get pregnant is so 2000 and late! Jennifer Hudson is expecting her first child with her alleged gay fiance, David Otunga.

After dating Jennifer for a year, David popped the question and Jen accepted. Before Jen started dating David, she was with her high school sweetheart for, like, almost 10 years but he didn't wanna put a ring on it so she quit that nerd, hooked up with an athlete and moved on to an I Love New York 2 contestant.

JHud is currently on tour with Robin Thicke and she'll be baby bumpin' on stage until May 8. An official wedding date has yet to be confirmed. David's meal ticket has a bun in the oven; he's a lucky guy.

Grey's Anatomy's leading lady Ellen Pompeo and her husband Chris Ivery are expecting a baby together.

The couple is "ecstatic" about the news, as they should be. Ellen is 39 and Chris is 41! Wowza. She's gonna be an older mom.

The happy couple met at a grocery store in 2003 and began dating six months later. I've always heard Ellen mention how they get together, but I'm so perplexed. You see a hot guy or hot girl at the grocery store, how do you hit on 'em? Do you ask, 'Are you shopping for one or two?' or 'I wanna cook you dinner and you can be the dessert!' That's some crap that I would say but I'd love to know more about how Ellen and Chris went about it.

Ellen and Chris were married by New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg in a low-key ceremony in November 2007.

She was recently spotted shopping for baby clothes in LA.

Congrats!

Sources have confirmed that Heidi Klum is pregnant and she is almost four months along! This will be the supermodel's fourth child and her third child with hubby Seal.

Heidi and Seal already have two kids together: Cutie Johan Riley, 2, and the undeniably fugly Henry Gunther, 3. Hey, if you think I'm being mean, I'm just repeating what my mom said. "You know Heidi Klum's older son is not cute AT ALL!"

Heidi is "a little less than four-months pregnant." It's also reported that there will be a maternity design challenge or two for the seventh season of Project Runway.

Congrats to Ms. Klum and her hubby Seal! Heidi has always said that she wants a big family. The woman wastes no time. Heidi is 35. Well done, woman.

Buffy alum Sarah Michelle Gellar, 31, is expecting her first baby with her massive forehead but still cute hubby Freddie Prinze Jr., 33. The couple has been married for six years. A source close to the couple confirms that "They're very excited." Their baby is due in the fall.

Sarah will film HBO pilot The Wonderful Maladays for which she serves as an executive producer. Her hubby Freddie recently shot the comedy pilot No Heroics for ABC.

It was a year and a half ago when Sarah told Maxim magazine, "You can't be selfish and have a child. Right now I want to live my life and have fun. I want to go sit in my Jacuzzi and drink wine all night."

Sarah's birthday is this Tuesday. I commend her for holding out on motherhood, and I hope that she'll enjoy it. I think a lot of women who try to postpone it are pleasantly surprised when their baby gets here. Congrats!

The time just flew by!

How I Met Your Mother star Alyson Hannigan and her husband, actor Alexis Denisof, who kept the gender of their baby a secret during pregnancy, have welcomed a daughter.

The girl is named Satyana Denisof and was born March 24 in Los Angeles, which also happens to be Hannigan's birthday. "They're very excited, and mom and baby are doing great," says the rep.

This is the first child for Hannigan and Denisof, 42, who met on the set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the 1999-2000 season and were married at the Two Bunch Palms resort near Palm Springs, Calif., in 2003.

Can't wait for the baby pics. Congrats!

Carson Daly followed the lead of Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke by giving his son a familiar name.

Jackson James Daly was born on Sunday weighing in at 7 lbs., 8 oz. This is the first child for Carson, 35, and his girlfriend Siri Pinter.

His rep gave the standard response, "Everyone is doing great and Carson is thrilled to be a dad!"

Let us not forget that Carson shits where he eats; his baby mama was an assistant for his show when they began their fuckship. They announced the pregnancy news in November of last year and I'm guessing the breakup news will come out by November of this year.

Congrats.

Jenna Jameson's twin sons fell outta the gaping canal mason jar hole that is her vagina this morning at a Newport Beach hospital.

The former porn star and Joan Rivers look alike announced that she was preggers in late August, only eight months after she said she won't do any more porn movies cause she's better than that.

Jenna shared her pregnancy experiences with her friends on Myspace, saying that having children has been her dream "for an extremely long time" and that she has "never felt more like a woman." That's interesting, I'd think having so much peen shoved in your orifices and down your throat would give you a strong awareness of your gender. Guess I thought wrong.

Congrats?

According to Latina, rapper M.I.A. has named her newborn baby boy "Ickitt."

The boy was born Feb. 11. Before giving birth, she blogged: "MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM … MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY (FEBRUARY 11), HE IS HEALTHY, FINE, BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!!"

"Ickitt" is the first child for M.I.A (real name: Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam) and her fiance, musician Benjamin Bronfman.

Ickitt is actually a cool name... for a frog. How is Ickitt supposed to live his life as a respectable member of society with a name that sounds like a tracking device?