Many are wondering if Becks stuffs his junk in the front. I, myself, have also participated in this debate, saying, ‘Those pictures aren’t real! It’s Photoshop!’ and the like.
I think the main reason why so many are saying that his penis has been enhanced in his Armani ads is because we don’t want to believe that one of the most handsome men on the planet is well endowed, too. This world would seem much too cruel and Posh would have to, like, disappear forever.
But, here’s the thing - I was thinking of David Beckham’s pecker on Saturday, because that’s what I do every Saturday, it’s, like, more calming than meditation, and it occurred to me that to find the answer to one of the most important questions perplexing the straight female and gay male population worldwide, all I had to do was look within. Cue the violins.
The answer is very common sense, really. While it’s uncertain how many inches David’s packin’, even if his photos are enhanced, it remains obvious that Dave has a large dick. Reason why? No man with a microscopic or even average size penis would agree to take all his clothes off and have pictures taken of him in his underwear for a major campaign.
And no man with David’s status would take off his clothes, knowing his picture will be plastered everywhere, in his underwear if he knows he can’t bring it.
Moral of the story, you should start thinking of David Beckham’s penis on any given Saturday or while you’re trying to fall asleep, while you’re at the dentist, while you’re baking a cake right after the dentist cause no one tells you not to eat sugar like they own your palate, and while you’re having sex and can’t climax. Great things will cum, I promise; and Becks is packin’, baby,… and everyone lived happily ever after.
Expectant parents Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves beat the L.A. heat wave by hitting the beach in Malibu on Saturday. The actor recently wrapped The Ghosts of Girlfriends Present, which he says on his MySpace blog “turned out great.”
Is the smile because this was the day the paps got the beat down from a bunch of surfers while trying to get pics of McConaughey, or because his body looks even hotter next to a pregnant chick? Either way, it’s just another shirtless day for Matthew. 
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Oh. My. Gawd!!!!!!! If I only explained how excited I am to see a picture of this man, you would commit me into my nearest psych ward. I’ve gotta pull it together. I’m trying… ok.
This is Gilles Marini, the naked dude from the Sex and the City movie, and we were made for each other, so we’re gonna get married next year because I’m in love with him and he’s in love with me too, I’ll convince him about our fate later with lots of booze, pills, hypnosis and threats. There’s also a 99.999% chance I’ll write a “Because He’s Hot” post about his penis alone.
I’m guessing his role in the major flick will keep the offers coming. Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!!!!
Meet Gilles Marini, who plays Samantha Jones’ neighbor Dante in Sex and the City. He’s the one causing the collective gasp in movie theaters everywhere.
Why?
Well, not only does he appear naked and having sex with one or more women for most of his screen time, but there’s a jaw-dropping side shot of his rather impressive manhood when Samantha catches Dante taking an outdoor shower.
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Hot comes in all flavors. In Derek’s case, it’s dark chocolate. Yum. Yummy!
Derek first came onto the scene a few years ago, playing “Antwone Fisher” in Denzel Washington’s directorial debut. He’s had a few pretty big roles, and he’ll be playing P. Diddy in the Notorious B.I.G. biopic. But he caught my eye again in Alicia Keys’ “Teenage Love Affair” video.
Derek’s my favorite type of hot guy. He’s not stunning. He’s not drop dead gorgeous. He’s like a math problem. You kind of have to gawk at him for a while before you decide you want him in bed. Now. I usually go down a list, in no order, depending on the man attached to the peen I’m trying to assign points to. Usually goes a lil sumthin’ like this:
Good smile? Check.
Pretty eyes? Check.
Tall? Check.
Buff? Check.
Dresses good? Check.
Doesn’t hold his fork like a spoon? Check.
However, this list is contingent upon my blood alcohol level. But when I’m sober, my ‘is he hot?’ list is similar to the one above.
Derek Luke seems poised to have a pretty lengthy, impressive Hollywood career with a wide range of roles. He’s comin’ up. 
And I lost some emails for Because He’s Hot suggestions. So please email them to me again. 
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