Because He's Hot News

Josh Duhamel is sexy and confident, swoon! But does that mean that he's the total package?

Josh's nude photos leaked online like last year and he didn't even care. In the July issue of Men's Health magazine Josh says that his penis pictures are no biggie. Pun intended.

“To me, it’s funny at this point. Whatever. It’s done. It was very cold in the studio, by the way!”

No matter how cold a studio is, I remain unimpressed. You'll have to hit Google for the uncensored version.

Shia LaBeouf appeared on The Today Show this morning where he met one of his biggest fans, a cute girl named Samantha.

Shia LaBeouf was clearly put on the spot and there was so much potential for Shia's meet and greet to be awkward and abrupt if Shia was disinterested, but he wasn't. In fact, Shia was one of the kindest celebrities a fan would ever want to meet and he invited Samantha to hang out with him for the day!!! Mr. LaBeouf comes from humble beginnings and it shows. He's so down to earth, I am blown away! Also, I didn't know that Shia had such a sexy voice and I'm obsessed with deep, sexy voices. Swoon!

Shia LaBeouf Meets Fan on Today Show

Inside, in front of the cameras, co-host Meredith Vieira informed LaBeouf that there was a young woman outside who “wants you to go out.”

The actor’s response, after having watched Lauer chat with Samantha: “I like Samantha a lot. She seems like a real special person. I would love to meet her – is she here?”

Cue Samantha, coffee in hand, entering the studio. Ever the gentleman, LaBeouf, 23, calls her a sweetheart and laments not having a seat to offer her.

“You look great,” the actor says and asks if she is wearing her “say nice things to Shia outfit” – which the “shocked” young lady admits she is!

“I’ve been planning this all week,” Samantha says, “and I bought this [points to her floral skirt] … I can’t believe this!”

I fully support this! That has everything nothing to do with Levi Johnston being hot, I just think it's janked up that Bristol Palin dumped him so that her dad would get her a car. He attended the GOP Convention, more than likely against his will, and had to endure listening to Sarah Palin's whiny voice for years. The man has paid his dues!

Levi Johnston is now officially an aspiring actor and model!

According to his new manager Tank Jones, he is getting closer to a clinching a deal that will help him support the baby son he fathered with his former girlfriend, Bristol Palin.

"There's offers on the table for a little bit of everything – sitcom appearances, a reality show, some modeling. We haven't signed anything, but there's offers." Jones declined to give specific details.

"[But] it's not like he can go and get a normal job now. Because of all the publicity. The whole interviewing thing, and red carpet and paparazzi – he still hasn't gotten comfortable with it, but what else does he have? Can he go work at McDonald's? ... He wants to take care of his son financially."

Levi is hot and he has potential to make some thick dolla. He's not going to be A-list, but he shouldn't pass up these opportunities and I'm glad that he isn't. Levi's manager is right, he can't have any "normal job now." And thanks to Sarah Palin, whom I can't stand so much I didn't even blog about her feud with David Letterman, the Palins will always be in the spotlight which means Levi will always be in the spotlight.

Milk it, hottie!

Whenever I see Ryan Reynolds shirtless, I don't know what I should do. My eyes just freeze while I contemplate my options. Should I look at his face? Should I look at his abs? Should I look at what's beneath his abs? Should I get on my knees and lick the screen? Too many choices!

But guess what? Scarlett Johansson doesn't have to pick and choose. She is married to this sexy 32 year-old Canadian.  ScarJo gets to hit this anytime she wants and Ryan Reynolds gets to tap that anytime he wants. Although Ryan is sexy enough for me to convince myself he's a lollipop, he looks like he has some trees growing on top of his nuts. Hopefully he at least trims. Here are some excerpts:

On what it's like being married to ScarJo:

Fantastic.

On his sex symbol status:

"There are moments when you can use that to your advantage. But it's really embarrassing. I think I fear more than anything just sounding like a complete a--hole when I have to answer that question."

On being a working actor:

"There's an old saying that you don't ever finish a movie, you abandon it, and I really believe that. I never walk away from a take and pat myself on the back. You always walk away going, 'Dammit, I should have tried this!' It's that possibility that keeps me coming back for more."

I agree. I was wondering when Chace Crawford's sexiness would start topping lists. It's well overdue. He is gorgeous! People magazine has named the Gossip Girl star the Hottest Bachelor of 2009.

Here's People's Top 10 list:

1. Chace Crawford

2. Chris Pine

3. Shia LaBeouf

4. Adam Lambert (Kris Allen who, bitch?!)

5. Ryan Eggold and Kellan Lutz

6. Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock

7. Brody Jenner

8. Common

9. Taylor Kitsch

10. Robert Pattinson

I agree with Chace, Shia, Adam, Ryan Eggold & Kellan Lutz and Common. Robert Pattinson should be much higher on the list, Chris Pine should be much lower on the list, and Brody Jenner shouldn't be on the list! Oh and more diversity should be in People's damn list too. Other than that, they do okay. People always misses the mark with its "hottest" lists.

Why is he wearing clothes? Like, seriously? Why is this man clothed!! Ed Westwick is featured in the new issue of GQ... and I guess if he couldn't go completely nude, he should at least be shirtless in a few pics, right? This dude has so much swagger, there are no words!

Adam Lambert was featured on Friday night's 20/20 where he dropped a bomb shell. A few notes:

• Adam Lambert is intense. Like, really intense. He gives great eye contact and he's very candid and engaging.
• Glambert's haircut has become fug now or has too much product in it.
• Adam's mom is adorable.
• His American Idol tour music sounds hot.
• He was virginal until after graduating from high school...
• Oh, and in case you didn't know, he's gay.

When asked about his female fans and his sexuality Adam said,

"I wouldn't ever give myself the label bisexual, but bi-ciurous, yeah. I've been known to make out with girls from time to time. Couple drinks involved, you know, it's fun. And who knows, maybe it'll go further someday, I dunno. Who's the lucky woman?" Me, bitch! ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam Lambert 20/20 Interview

Here's Adam Lambert doing some of what he does best while in Rolling Stone magazine: applying makeup and posing for the cameras. Thus far it seems like Adam will fight to remain who he is - the flamboyant, guyliner loving rocker who just so happens to also be gay. Glambert will also be featured on tonight's 20/20 on ABC.

Kris Allen who?

David Beckham's new Armani ad debuted in London yesterday. Beckham's package drew a crowd of thousands. Fans also got to meet Becks at the Selfridges department store.

David Beckham's Armani ad looks like some metrosexual George of the Jungle shiz. His hair looks oily, his face looks scary and I dunno whether he'd spank me with that rope when he wants to. Suggestions: No rope, no hair grease, no boxers on the hips, just let the undies hang down from his teeth instead.

The rumors were true! Adam Lambert is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, maybe you should exhale now.

The rumors about him coming out in the next issue of Rolling Stone are also true cause that's what Adam Lambert did.

“I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay. Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler.' I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit.

I need to be able to explain myself in context. I’m proud of my sexuality. I embrace it. It’s just another part of me. I’m trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader."

I could give a jizz that Adam is gay, I want him. He looks damn sexy on that cover, good Gawd! Look at sexy Glambert dissing Clay Aiken? Glambert thinks he's better than Gayken, he's a diva, watch out now. Bring it, Adam!

Also, ADAM WON AMERICAN IDOL. He's graced Entertainment Weekly already, Rolling Stone. Where are Kris Allen's covers?

My favorite quote from Rolling Stone's teaser? The flamboyant Idol singer hits our cover and bares all, talking about ... his run on the show ”I was like, ‘I’m going to glue rhinestones on my eyelids, bitch!’ “ - I want to marry this man.