Because He's Hot (Page 9)

Hells yeah, the world's fastest man is damn hot to me! Those rock hard thighs and ass means his qualified to ride, baby.Usain reigns from, and loves to represent, Jamaica. Yeah, mon! Usain became the 1st sprinter to set THREE world records in the same Olympics. Bolt joins Lewis, Booby Morrow and Jesse Owens as only the 4th man to win the 100, 200 and 400-meter relay.

If you watched the races, none of his competitors stood a chance. He could sleep walk and still win these races. At the ripe age of 22 years old, his birthday was this past Thursday, Aug 21, the 6'5 runner is just getting started!

Usain says it's all about lovin' what you do. Uh, did he forget to mention talent, stamina, talent, speed and talent?

"To me, I'm a performer. I come out here to be a performer and let the people enjoy themselves. Sometimes, it's good to enjoy yourself. This is my work, it's my job. If you don't enjoy your job, it doesn't make any sense to actually do it because you won't have any fun."

Jamaica owns track and field! I can't wait to see Bolt kill it in 2012. Kudos to Mr. Bolt on smashing world records, those three beautiful and coveted gold medals, and for making Jamaica so proud. :)

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There's just something about this whole living legend, 6'4, 180 pounds of muscle thing that turns me on! I'm convinced he's part man, part dolphin, part Superman. Michael's got those cute dimples, perfect shade of brown eyes, and goofy, yet contagious smile.Mr. 'Most-decorated Olympian in history' obviously didn't become the best athlete in the world without years of hard work and dedication. He's all about commitment. Hot. He adores his mother and calls her his hero. Sexy. He can deliver under pressure. Amazing. He's close to his sisters. Sweet. He's shy, nerdy and humble. Great.I've been making sure to be home every night just so I can watch him swim his tight little ass off. And the man is completely hairless! Imagine all the things you could pour, spray, squirt and lick off of all that smooth skin?The 'Phelps effect' is taking over the country by storm, with kids everywhere learning how to swim and saying they wanna be just like Mr. Phelps.

Congratulations Michael on smashing six world records with six gold medal wins at the 2008 Beijing Olympics!! Phelps currently has a total of 12 gold medals, but who's counting? Everyone! :)

He's so gonna earn two more goldies, bringing his total to eight, beating Mark Spitz's seven gold medal record in 1972 as the single Olympian to walk away with the most gold at the Olympics. Bring it home, baby! :)

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What does the "greatest Olympian of all time" do to unwind?

"Planet Earth, the documentary, is pretty much all I've been watching," he told reporters of the Emmy-winning BBC and Discovery series. (At the last Olympics in Athens, Phelps got pumped up by watching the hockey flick Miracle over and over.)

"It probably helps him," Phelps's longtime coach Bob Bowman said of the TV routine. "Michael likes to relax before a swim."

Bowman also broke down Phelps's day for reporters. "At eight thirty we were on a bus to here [to the National Aquatics Center], then we did some stretching and warm-ups for thirty to forty minutes," he said. "Then he puts on his suit and does more warm-ups. Then he swims."

After each race, it's simply rinse and repeat. "Then he'll eat, take a nap, and then come back on the bus and do it all again, usually twice a day," he explained. "He's always done these things, really."

Phelps, 23, has already won five gold medals â€" with five world-record times. He has his sights set on three more races in his quest for a historic eight golds. On deck: Friday's 200-meter individual medley, Saturday's 100-meter butterfly and Sunday's 4x100-meter medley relay.

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There's a whole lotta sexiness goin' on up in here! The hat, the facial hair, the face, the arm muscles. All hail Becks! He hits newsstands August 12.

On being told he was too small to play soccer professionally:

As upset as I was at the time, it made me think, ‘I'm going to prove I can play football professionally.

On being famous:

There is this madness around me, around my family. Without a doubt, out on the field is where I'm most comfortable, where I'm happiest, because I know what I'm doing and I know I can do it.

On playing golf:

I used to play golf, quite a few years ago, but to be honest, I'd rather spend 4 hours with the kids than 4 hours on a golf course. As much as it can be relaxing, it's a frustrating sport. My way of relaxing is listening to music and spending time with the kids.

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Do I even need to give a reason why this guy is hawt? Just look at his face! Dave's so adorable, boyish and damn hot.I didn't know what Dave's name was either. I had do 'the Google.' Dave plays Justin Walker on ABC's "Brothers & Sisters" - an adult version of "Party of Five." I LOVE this show so much!

Now back to Dave. He's gorgeous because he's not really gorgeous, which is my favorite kind of gorgeous. He has a boy next door look that's enduring and he also has a major lisp, which usually sounds funny, but when I hear it on him, it just makes me wanna eff him more. I can just hear him hissing, 'Can we have sssssssseexx tonight?' Yes, baby!Dave's reportedly a big lover of sports. After moving to NYC, he booked a national Starburst commercial two months later, played Brittany Murphy's college boyfriend in Little Black Book and now he plays one of my fave characters on "Brothers & Sisters," Sumthin' tells me we'll be seeing much more of Dave in the future. I don't mind.

Many are wondering if Becks stuffs his junk in the front. I, myself, have also participated in this debate, saying, 'Those pictures aren't real! It's Photoshop!' and the like.

I think the main reason why so many are saying that his penis has been enhanced in his Armani ads is because we don't want to believe that one of the most handsome men on the planet is well endowed, too. This world would seem much too cruel and Posh would have to, like, disappear forever.

But, here's the thing - I was thinking of David Beckham's pecker on Saturday, because that's what I do every Saturday, it's, like, more calming than meditation, and it occurred to me that to find the answer to one of the most important questions perplexing the straight female and gay male population worldwide, all I had to do was look within. Cue the violins.

The answer is very common sense, really. While it's uncertain how many inches David's packin', even if his photos are enhanced, it remains obvious that Dave has a large dick. Reason why? No man with a microscopic or even average size penis would agree to take all his clothes off and have pictures taken of him in his underwear for a major campaign.

And no man with David's status would take off his clothes, knowing his picture will be plastered everywhere, in his underwear if he knows he can't bring it.

Moral of the story, you should start thinking of David Beckham's penis on any given Saturday or while you're trying to fall asleep, while you're at the dentist, while you're baking a cake right after the dentist cause no one tells you not to eat sugar like they own your palate, and while you're having sex and can't climax. Great things will cum, I promise; and Becks is packin', baby,... and everyone lived happily ever after.

Expectant parents Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves beat the L.A. heat wave by hitting the beach in Malibu on Saturday. The actor recently wrapped The Ghosts of Girlfriends Present, which he says on his MySpace blog "turned out great."

Is the smile because this was the day the paps got the beat down from a bunch of surfers while trying to get pics of McConaughey, or because his body looks even hotter next to a pregnant chick? Either way, it's just another shirtless day for Matthew. ;)

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Oh. My. Gawd!!!!!!! If I only explained how excited I am to see a picture of this man, you would commit me into my nearest psych ward. I've gotta pull it together. I'm trying... ok.

This is Gilles Marini, the naked dude from the Sex and the City movie, and we were made for each other, so we're gonna get married next year because I'm in love with him and he's in love with me too, I'll convince him about our fate later with lots of booze, pills, hypnosis and threats. There's also a 99.999% chance I'll write a "Because He's Hot" post about his penis alone.

I'm guessing his role in the major flick will keep the offers coming. Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!!!!

Meet Gilles Marini, who plays Samantha Jones’ neighbor Dante in Sex and the City. He's the one causing the collective gasp in movie theaters everywhere.

Why?

Well, not only does he appear naked and having sex with one or more women for most of his screen time, but there’s a jaw-dropping side shot of his rather impressive manhood when Samantha catches Dante taking an outdoor shower.

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Hot comes in all flavors. In Derek's case, it's dark chocolate. Yum. Yummy!

Derek first came onto the scene a few years ago, playing "Antwone Fisher" in Denzel Washington's directorial debut. He's had a few pretty big roles, and he'll be playing P. Diddy in the Notorious B.I.G. biopic. But he caught my eye again in Alicia Keys' "Teenage Love Affair" video.

Derek's my favorite type of hot guy. He's not stunning. He's not drop dead gorgeous. He's like a math problem. You kind of have to gawk at him for a while before you decide you want him in bed. Now. I usually go down a list, in no order, depending on the man attached to the peen I'm trying to assign points to. Usually goes a lil sumthin' like this:

Good smile? Check.

Pretty eyes? Check.

Tall? Check.

Buff? Check.

Dresses good? Check.

Doesn't hold his fork like a spoon? Check.

However, this list is contingent upon my blood alcohol level. But when I'm sober, my 'is he hot?' list is similar to the one above.

Derek Luke seems poised to have a pretty lengthy, impressive Hollywood career with a wide range of roles. He's comin' up. :)

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