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Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!!!! It’s The Naked Dude From the Sex and the City Movie June 4th, 2008
Oh. My. Gawd!!!!!!! If I only explained how excited I am to see a picture of this man, you would commit me into my nearest psych ward. I’ve gotta pull it together. I’m trying… ok.
This is Gilles Marini, the naked dude from the Sex and the City movie, and we were made for each other, so we’re gonna get married next year because I’m in love with him and he’s in love with me too, I’ll convince him about our fate later with lots of booze, pills, hypnosis and threats. There’s also a 99.999% chance I’ll write a “Because He’s Hot” post about his penis alone.
I’m guessing his role in the major flick will keep the offers coming. Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!!!!
Meet Gilles Marini, who plays Samantha Jones’ neighbor Dante in Sex and the City. He’s the one causing the collective gasp in movie theaters everywhere.
Why?
Well, not only does he appear naked and having sex with one or more women for most of his screen time, but there’s a jaw-dropping side shot of his rather impressive manhood when Samantha catches Dante taking an outdoor shower.
Because He’s Hot: Derek Luke May 30th, 2008
Hot comes in all flavors. In Derek’s case, it’s dark chocolate. Yum. Yummy!
Derek first came onto the scene a few years ago, playing “Antwone Fisher” in Denzel Washington’s directorial debut. He’s had a few pretty big roles, and he’ll be playing P. Diddy in the Notorious B.I.G. biopic. But he caught my eye again in Alicia Keys’ “Teenage Love Affair” video.
Derek’s my favorite type of hot guy. He’s not stunning. He’s not drop dead gorgeous. He’s like a math problem. You kind of have to gawk at him for a while before you decide you want him in bed. Now. I usually go down a list, in no order, depending on the man attached to the peen I’m trying to assign points to. Usually goes a lil sumthin’ like this:
Good smile? Check.
Pretty eyes? Check.
Tall? Check.
Buff? Check.
Dresses good? Check.
Doesn’t hold his fork like a spoon? Check.
However, this list is contingent upon my blood alcohol level. But when I’m sober, my ‘is he hot?’ list is similar to the one above.
Derek Luke seems poised to have a pretty lengthy, impressive Hollywood career with a wide range of roles. He’s comin’ up. 
And I lost some emails for Because He’s Hot suggestions. So please email them to me again. 
Luv ya.
Because He’s Hot: Cillian Murphy May 9th, 2008
There’s very few things I ask for in a man *cough* - Good hair, good lips, gorgeous eyes. Well, usually I settle for ‘taller than me, doesn’t work at McDonald’s, has a penis and a pulse.’ But Cillian Murphy has all those things and then some.
The eyes don’t lie, and Cillian’s eyes are beautiful! Getting a guy in bed with Cillian’s eyes would be an intense, scary and unforgettable experience. Imagine the big O? And those lips are plump for a reason, he must be amazing. But what tips the scale is a chiseled jaw and Cillian’s chiseled all right. He’s been in dozens of films with roles in a variety of genres including Red Eye with Rachel Mc Adams, 28 Days Later, Batman Begins, and pretty soon you’ll be able to watch him in Heath Ledger’s last film, The Dark Knight.
He’s a panty creamer and thanks to Shawna’s email, Cillian’s definitely on my radar now.
* Thanks Shawna! Your email made my week, babe.
More on Cillian from IMDb
Because He’s Hot - Brad Pitt April 23rd, 2008
He’s all geared up and ready to go! Brad Pitt arrives for dinner with friends Tuesday at Los Angeles eatery Ammo.
I couldn’t help but post this pic of Brad Pitt because he’s so damn fuckable. He could be covered in infected boils pussing out all over the place and I would still get a wet spot. When he’s 90 and in a nursing home, I’m totally going to stalk him! I’ll change his shitty diaper any day.
Because He’s Hot: Jim Sturgess April 11th, 2008
Once upon, like, at least six months ago, I used to have a post every Friday titled ‘Because He’s Hot’ where I’d try to think of someone I want to have unprotected dry sex with (that’s not cheating, mmmkay), and write about him.
This may sound simple, but it was occasionally a daunting task. A hot guy is the difference between a hand job or a blow job, and sometimes these differences are subtle. Good eye candy is hard to find, especially when you’re trying to give some big ups to the ones under the radar, preferably the up-and-comers.
For now, my ‘because he’s hot’ posts have returned. So this week I’m choosing Jim Sturgess. Jim stars in 21, a hawt movie I saw last Saturday. I was so happy to watch this flick because it’s a great movie, and Jim’s absolutely adorable. He’s also British - say no more! Plus he’s got height, which I’m a sucker for. He’s not a bad actor, and one of my aspiring actor friends told me he’s the one belting it out in Across the Universe. The boy can sing? I’m sold! He also starred alongside Natalie Portman in The Other Boleyn Girl.
Jim, keep making movies. You’re highly enjoyable. So. Damn. Humpable.
21 has been #1 at the box office the past 2 weeks, but in case you haven’t seen the trailer, here it is.
* At the end of each ‘because he’s hot’ post, I’ll be reminding ya that if you have any suggestions on a blow job worthy male deserving a ‘because he’s hot’ post, please click the “contact” tab at the top of this page, and you can email me! :0
Put Some of That Sexiness Away, John April 2nd, 2008
Mr.Legend is lookin’ good while doing good. So clever of me. I know.
Singer-songwriter John Legend joins forces with actress Kerry Washington on Capital Hill Tuesday, where the duo appeared to raise awareness and restore funds for the National Endowment for the Arts and cultural programs.
