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There’s a whole lotta sexiness goin’ on up in here! The hat, the facial hair, the face, the arm muscles. All hail Becks! He hits newsstands August 12.
On being told he was too small to play soccer professionally:
As upset as I was at the time, it made me think, ‘I’m going to prove I can play football professionally.
On being famous:
There is this madness around me, around my family. Without a doubt, out on the field is where I’m most comfortable, where I’m happiest, because I know what I’m doing and I know I can do it.
On playing golf:
I used to play golf, quite a few years ago, but to be honest, I’d rather spend 4 hours with the kids than 4 hours on a golf course. As much as it can be relaxing, it’s a frustrating sport. My way of relaxing is listening to music and spending time with the kids.
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Do I even need to give a reason why this guy is hawt? Just look at his face! Dave’s so adorable, boyish and damn hot.
I didn’t know what Dave’s name was either. I had do ‘the Google.’ Dave plays Justin Walker on ABC’s “Brothers & Sisters” - an adult version of “Party of Five.” I LOVE this show so much!
Now back to Dave. He’s gorgeous because he’s not really gorgeous, which is my favorite kind of gorgeous. He has a boy next door look that’s enduring and he also has a major lisp, which usually sounds funny, but when I hear it on him, it just makes me wanna eff him more. I can just hear him hissing, ‘Can we have sssssssssexxxx tonight?’ Yes, baby!
Dave’s reportedly a big lover of sports. After moving to NYC, he booked a national Starburst commercial two months later, played Brittany Murphy’s college boyfriend in Little Black Book and now he plays one of my fave characters on “Brothers & Sisters,” Sumthin’ tells me we’ll be seeing much more of Dave in the future. I don’t mind.
I picked Dave on my own, and even though I sometimes lose your emails in my inbox, please feel free to keep the ‘because he’s hot’ suggestions coming. 
Many are wondering if Becks stuffs his junk in the front. I, myself, have also participated in this debate, saying, ‘Those pictures aren’t real! It’s Photoshop!’ and the like.
I think the main reason why so many are saying that his penis has been enhanced in his Armani ads is because we don’t want to believe that one of the most handsome men on the planet is well endowed, too. This world would seem much too cruel and Posh would have to, like, disappear forever.
But, here’s the thing - I was thinking of David Beckham’s pecker on Saturday, because that’s what I do every Saturday, it’s, like, more calming than meditation, and it occurred to me that to find the answer to one of the most important questions perplexing the straight female and gay male population worldwide, all I had to do was look within. Cue the violins.
The answer is very common sense, really. While it’s uncertain how many inches David’s packin’, even if his photos are enhanced, it remains obvious that Dave has a large dick. Reason why? No man with a microscopic or even average size penis would agree to take all his clothes off and have pictures taken of him in his underwear for a major campaign.
And no man with David’s status would take off his clothes, knowing his picture will be plastered everywhere, in his underwear if he knows he can’t bring it.
Moral of the story, you should start thinking of David Beckham’s penis on any given Saturday or while you’re trying to fall asleep, while you’re at the dentist, while you’re baking a cake right after the dentist cause no one tells you not to eat sugar like they own your palate, and while you’re having sex and can’t climax. Great things will cum, I promise; and Becks is packin’, baby,… and everyone lived happily ever after.
Expectant parents Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves beat the L.A. heat wave by hitting the beach in Malibu on Saturday. The actor recently wrapped The Ghosts of Girlfriends Present, which he says on his MySpace blog “turned out great.”
Is the smile because this was the day the paps got the beat down from a bunch of surfers while trying to get pics of McConaughey, or because his body looks even hotter next to a pregnant chick? Either way, it’s just another shirtless day for Matthew. 
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