Beckhams (Page 3)

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If I was really bothered about what people think of me, I'd have slit my wrists a few years ago."

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Katie Holmes' new haircut "the Posh."

Dear Katie,

You'll never be Posh, but hey, Posh will never be Posh either. Victoria has had a lot of work done, work you could never afford and money your Daddy Tom won't ever let you spend. Posh is also a MILF, something you're far from. And Posh has a hot hubby while you have a short crazy telling you what to do and keeping you in his dungeon.

You have a super cute and youthful face, babe. But now you look more like a dude which is what your hubby wants for you. You must not look attractive to any other man and he's accomplished that. Your daddy is pleased, but you need some help. Victoria may disown you any day now. You're downgrading her hairstyle.

<3

Joy A

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Victoria Beckham at the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards in London.Posh is the type of whore who be classy. She'll let you wine and dine her before she services you in the alley, but you'll only get head if you promise her dessert.

The Mirror reports that Victoria Beckham, 33, has quit the series in order to support hubby David, 32, in his upcoming soccer matches. They claim that NBC insisted that Posh move out to Los Angeles to begin filming this week, despite David's two scheduled matches for England, and his last game with Real Madrid.

When the net would not budge on the schedule, The Mirror says Posh bailed, declaring: "My family will always come before my career."

Both an NBC spokesperson and Posh's rep deny these reports. "Victoria has not pulled out of the TV show,"

"She has had so much fun filming the show but it is true that she took last week off and is taking this week off to look after the boys and support David. However, she will be back in L.A. in mid-June to continue filming. It's completely up to the network how long and in what format they decide to broadcast the show."

I'm thinking Victoria really doesn't want to do it right now, but NBC and her rep refuse to say any different. Only because they're probably trying to talk her into still doing the show. I don't think I can handle looking at Posh's concave lookin chest every week anyway. :)

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Victoria Beckham has no clue of what she's saved herself from! Posh Spice has pulled out of her reality show deal with NBC! The show was supposed to document her move to the US with her hunky hubby David Beckham and their three children. But Victoria said that family comes first.

According to a source, "the TV series was a great launchpad for her career...but she felt she was being pushed into a corner and David was obviously always going to take priority."

I REALLY didn't like the idea of a Beckhams reality show. I would love to watch David all day but look at what The Newlyweds did to Nick and Jessica? This was one of the smartest moves Victoria could have possibly made.

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"Victoria is the one who tells me, 'You can't pay for that'. She's the sensible one who tells me not to be so silly,"

"She will tell me in a restaurant just to get a cheap bottle of wine, so I tell her it only cost £15 when really it cost much more. She's the sensible one in the relationship who watches where the money goes."

That's right sweet cheeks... Vicki watches that money go straight to her boobs, pout, wardrobe, and a new set of 13 year old girls legs. It's not like Plastic Spice does anything to make money on her own. Katie Holmes probably pays good money to Victoria just to call the house, and get her out of Xenu-ville for a few hours every couple of months.

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This is a commercial for Malarianomore.org which is working to provide more nets and other supplies to families in sub-Saharan Africa where Malaria is the main killer of children under the age of 5. Serious stuff people.. But I can't help but laugh at this commercial.

Still hawt. I dunno what he could do to make me consider him straight fug.

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US Weekly broke it down for ya.

- Cheek implants - $3,000

- Collagen lip injections every few months - $2,000

- Forehead lift - $8,000

- Nose job (and yet it she looks piggy) - $11,000

- Breast implants - $10,000

Posh deserves a refund. Her tits look like water balloons and don't get me started on her snout. She's still fierce tho.

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