Archive for the 'Beckhams' Category

She gets to sleep with who everynight?

June 5th, 2008

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Here is our favorite animatronic humanoid at the Fashion Designers Of America Awards. Yes people this is who Becks, AKA the hottest piece of ass to come out of Britian, comes home to every night. WTF?? I don’t get it. I can dress up weird if that is what he wants. This is a travesty and I must figure out a way that he comes home to me every night. Hmmm..rohipnal maybe? I kid, I kid. source


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Victoria Beckham and Naomi Campbell Fug

June 3rd, 2008

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Also out for a night of fashion, Naomi Campbell (in Yves Saint Laurent) and Victoria Beckham (in Marc Jacobs) work their couture at the CFDA Awards. Beckham, who has her own DVB clothing line, admitted she’s still a novice in the fashion game. “I’m a starter at this,” she told PEOPLE. “I’ve got a long way to go [before I could win a CFDA award].”

Actually, the more I squint at Posh’s dress, the more I think I’d wear it. It’s cute.


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Victoria Beckham Set To Perform With The Pussycat Dolls

April 22nd, 2008

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Victoria Beckham will be joining the Pussycat Dolls for a performance at Caesar’s Palace in Vegas. All we can hope for is one of those popcorn ball tits to flop out of her bra. You know Vicki will be lip syncing and it’s not like we haven’t seen her wearing next to nothing before, so let’s all pray for the boobs to make an appearance.

The former Spice Girl, 34, will join the group for one night only at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. Pussycat Dolls spokesperson Alisa Boushey said: “Victoria’s been in talks with the Dolls for some time and will be joining them on-stage. “She would have done it sooner but it’s been a question of her busy schedule. But it will be happening very soon.” Victoria will also design her own costume for the one-off performance. “This is a great opportunity for her.

She has a busy schedule? Doing what? Figuring out which bug eyed sunglasses to wear with each outfit? That skinny bitch didn’t even promote her own clothing line and it failed, so don’t tell me she’s busy.

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Quote Me Of The Day - Joan Rivers

April 8th, 2008

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“I dislike Victoria Beckham. The entitlement - the total entitlement. You want to say: ‘Calm down, you were a Spice Girl.’ The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing.”

Yeah Joan, you tell ‘em! Who really likes Victoria besides her husband David? You know he can only handle being around her for so much time unless she’s keeping him sedated. I want to know who stuck their hand up Joan’s ass to get her mouth moving?

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Because He’s Hot - David Beckham

March 4th, 2008

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The world’s most popular athlete made a pit stop at the Xinhua hospital in Shanghai, China, today to visit with young leukemia patients. David has a special place in his heart for ailing children — he not only spends his free time visiting with them, but Becks is also the United Nations Children’s Fund goodwill ambassador and has made several trips to underprivileged nations to try and improve their quality of life.

Why does he have to be so damn hot?!? At least he’s not gay like many of the gorgeous guys. I need to start strategizing on seeing David and slipping him the date rape drug, cause I wanna have his babies.

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