
Here’s the first photo of David Beckham for Armani’s David Beckham underwear line that comes out in February. From the looks of this photo, he could give Cisco Adler a run for his money. David looks like he’s got some serious ballage going on!

“There are so many — and I hate the word celebrities— clothing lines and fragrances, and most of them have nothing to do with it.” Unlike those impostors, she’s entitled, she says, because, “I’m so camp! I’m such a gay man trying to get out. I don’t give a [bleep] what anybody thinks!”
You’re a gay man trapped in a woman’s body? That’s why you’re entitled to think your fashion line is better than any other celebrity’s? Posh, go put your head between David’s legs where it belongs.
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Following his stop in Sydney, David Beckham gives a traditional greeting (called a hongi) to a local Maori dancer as he arrives Thursday in Wellington, New Zealand, to participate in a soccer match with his team, the L.A. Galaxy.
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The Spice Girls reunited in 1950s-style military outfits to perform at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood November 15.
From what I’ve read, they were totally lip-synching to both songs they performed… Like anybody actually thought they could sing in the first place!?!
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“Victoria wanted a discount on the Monroe picture but the gallerist wouldn’t go lower,” our inside snitch said. “It was obviously really bothering her that she couldn’t cut the price, so she made an impressive offer.”
But as the British beauty (who really does have a sassy sense of humor) was leaving the event in an Escalade, she rolled down the window and made the mesmerizing offer to swap the blown-up picture of her and hubby getting hot and heavy (as featured earlier this year in W Magazine) in favor of the framed “Gentleman Prefer Blondes” flame; however, two Beckhams in the buff was still no match for Monroe, and Posh was politely declined.
Sweety, honey, Poshy-Poo, you’re definitely on the wrong side of the pond if you think you can do an even swap of an original photo of Marilyn Monroe for your magazine spread photo of you and David. Go back to London where your plastic ass belongs!
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If you go walking in public in an outfit that could possibly be mistaken for a murdered Big Bird, you deserve a little inkage by David Gilmore from Pretty On The Outside.
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New blog live from Paris! Hi everyone Hope you are loving the new pictures in my blog section - my beauty team were in full spirits in Paris last week. I am absolutely loving my green dress - it’s a vintage 50’s dress that I’ve mixed with Fendi shoes and DVB sunglasses. Classic but chic. I’ve been quite busy in Paris.
I went to the new Cavalli store opening last Thursday, which was incredible. So many beautiful clothes! I went to see the Chanel show on Friday and I sat next to my friend, the lovely Dita Von Teese. I’m writing my blog to you from a cover photoshoot for American Elle, which I’m doing in Paris - it’s going really well so far and the clothes I’m wearing are incredible. I’m going to have to sign off in a moment though because I’m needed for the next shot. Before I go, I would like to say a very big thank you to everyone for the wonderful support you gave to David and his family when his dad fell ill recently - it was greatly appreciated at a very difficult time.
Speak to you all soon Victoria xx
Blah, blah, blah Fendi… Blah, blah, blah Chanel… Blah, blah, blah Cavalli… I gotta give it to Vicki B cause she is looking fierce in this green dress! I want her to blog about the computerized back-up vocals they have to use for her on the Spice Girls tour cause she sucks ass.
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