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It's cute.

Joel Madden, Nicole Richie and newly single Benji Madden goofed off at the Good Charlotte album release party in Hollywood.

The relentless Paris Hilton wore some ridiculous T-shirt for the paps. Give it up, bitch! Is she ever going to ween herself off of her fame addiction? It's unhealthy.

But I really want her T-shirt. I can find the fugliest, dirtiest guy around, put that shirt on, visit my parents and tell them, "We're engaged!" That shirt makes it easier to pull a hilarious joke on your folks, co-workers, friends... It's good for anything, except the paparazzi!

No mixed messages here! Paris Hilton lets her T-shirt do the talking while arriving in Copenhagen, Denmark, on Monday with beau Benji Madden by her side.

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I mean that, honestly.

She's one of the few women who look just fine without any makeup, and she only needs a lil, and bitch looks fierce. :) I'm feelin' her eyeliner. Joel on the other hand is looking greasy and doughy and for some reason I wouldn't be surprised if they split in the next two years. Why aren't they married already? I don't really give a shit and marriage isn't for everyone, it's making me nervous.

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie (in Dries Van Noten) make a fashionable �" and charitable �" statement Wednesday at Cartier's Loveday celebration at a Bel Air, Calif., home. The twosome unveiled a jade green bracelet that Madden (with help from brother Benji) designed for Cartier that will benefit the Richie Madden Children's Foundation.

I honestly can't tell which Madden is which. Who's Joel and who's Benji? Can ya figure it out. This reminds me of when I met Benji and Joel at L.A.'s club LAX a while ago. I called Benji 'Joel' and Joel 'Benji.' Luckily the Maddens are some of the sweetest guys around so they didn't mind.

I'm guessing Joel's on the right, and Benji's on the left. They're two identical twins who really look alike. Luvs it. I wonder if they have the same size penis?

The boys were spotted at the dj booth at MTV's Movie Awards private party at a house in L.A.

Disclaimer: I don't know if Benji Madden has herpes. Paris Hilton has herpes, allegedly. Reps, don't sue me, k. Let's make nice.