"Beyoncé Knowles has been a spokesperson for the L'Oréal Paris brand since 2001. We highly value our relationship with Ms. Knowles. It is categorically untrue that L'Oréal Paris altered Ms. Knowles' features or skin-tone in the campaign for Feria's hair color."

Damage control! I worked for a magazine and I'd sit there and watch the art director Photoshop and airbrush the hell out of the models in our spreads. Bullshit!

And, let's just say L'Oreal didn't lighten Beyonce's skin, they made sure she was under some intense lighting! And they overexposed the image. In summary: Beyonce's much darker, L'Oreal knows it and that's why they made her look diff. That's categorically the truf! If B can't get outta her contract, she better speak up and make sure they don't do this again. I don't expect anything less from the Knowles camp.

I say they read my post. Beyonce and Jay-Z are touching, oh shiz! And it's not even at night! B deserves a man who can't take his hands off her indoors and outdoors, at least that's how I like it. Is Beyonce's left hand in Jay's back pocket? You can tell she's soaking up this lovin'. Good for her.

Beyoncé displays her support for presidential candidate Barack Obama while hanging out with husband Jay-Z in New York City on Monday, the couple's four-month wedding anniversary.

When I saw these pics, I was gonna write about 'How Does Beyonce Do It?' Meaning, how does she allow Jay-Z to walk ahead of her and never show any affection when they're out in public? Then I thought about it... Beyonce and Jay-Z are good friends with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin - they are known for never being seen together on purpose. So, maybe they're onto something. Maybe taking a hands-off approach in public could actually be a turn on because then they get to make up for it behind closed doors?

Beyonce's a better woman than I am because, when you're in love, PDA is the best. I don't know how she does it. I lied. I guess I am going with the, 'I dunno how the heffa does it?' stance.

B's lookin' gorgeous in white!!

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But I thought he's not married? Heh.

Jay-Z donned never-before-seen bling in NYC Wednesday: his wedding ring to Beyonce!

The rapper, 38, was spotted wearing the jewelry while leaving his Tribeca apartment, where they wed April 4.

Beyonce, 26, and Jay-Z tied the knot over three months ago in a "very special, very private, very intimate" rooftop ceremony, according to a source close to the pair.

Famous guests included Destiny's Child singers Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams as well as Gwyneth Paltrow and hubby Chris Martin.

Beyonce's fug sister, Solange, looks bad. And remember how everyone was saying Beyonce is sperminated just because she had a ghetto ass shotgun wedding? Obviously that's not true. She's holding off on having kids, good for her.

They do look cute here, though.

They were celebrating Solange's bday. Samantha Ronson must be pretty damn good. She was the dj for the bash.

Beyoncé Knowles and her sister hit the dance floor during a party to celebrate Solange's 22nd birthday at a Hollywood Hills mansion, where Lindsay Lohan stopped by, Samantha Ronson played music and the champagne flowed.

On the marriage Jay-Z and their friends were lying about:

"I don't deny it (the wedding). I just don't talk about it. We've never talked about us and it's kind of protected our relationship. I think it's kept us out of tabloid drama. A lot of actresses that have had successful relationships don't talk about them, so neither do I."

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"Beyonce Knowles still won't confirm her April 4 wedding to Jay-Z, so there was no chance yesterday she'd confirm she's pregnant. But pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple's first child. ‘She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,' a source said.

Beyonce won't confirm she has a baby even after she's given birth, so you can expect an official announcement when she's a grandma.

Beyonce's new House of Dereon for kids ad is deplorable. Little girls aren't hookers and you shouldn't dress them up like your backup dancers just because you're hawking your trashy product!

Check out the girl standing up. Are kids supposed to wear heels on the playground? Then again, one of the best weapons out there is a good heel. They can take that mess off to attack kidnappers. Pop him right in the eye, girls, and kick him in his special place.

Beyonce and Jay-Z headed to Arizona for a low-key desert honeymoon. A week after saying an under-the-radar "I do" on April 4 in New York City, Beyonce, 26, and Jay-Z, 38, both flew to the Sanctuary Camelback Mountain Resort. "Beyonce looked stunning, even though she was wearing no makeup. They looked so in love and so happy."

I wonder when they're not gonna have kids and if they'll ever end their non-marriage?

OK!

Jay Z: Bitch, just cuz we married don't mean you gettin' in my wallet! Why'd you even bring that up? You ain't touchin' my stacks.

* This picture was taken before the wedding, but I think it's hilarious.