Some dude with gold teef claims his friend cleaned Jay Z's hotel room and what did he find?! Beyonce's panties, magnum condoms, the usual.
Dude claims Beyonce rocks "some high class joints...like Victoria's Secret shit, not from Walmart."
Her panties also have stains that could be "blood" or "yeast."
This video is beyond ghetto and crazy! He hopes to make lots of money off B's knickers. I would say I laughed my ass off, but I was too busy shaking my head. Bidding starts at $75. Enjoy!
Jay Z and Beyonce looked miserable as they left dinner together on Saturday. Beyonce didn't attend the Soul Train Music Awards so she could get to grubbin' with her camel looking lover.
Although B didn't attend the show, her single "Irreplaceable" won an award. Was the food really worth it?
Sen. Barack Obama may be the brightest political star around, but that doesn't mean he can't appreciate a good booty when he sees one.
Barack was the main attraction at a fund-raiser bash at record exec's L.A. Reid's crib. Everybody was there, but he was crazy into Beyonce.
Feasting his eyes on Beyoncé, the candidate said: "I never do this, but can I ask for your autograph?" The admiration seemed mutual as they posed for a photo. "I want a copy of that picture!" said Obama.
I wonder what Barack wants to do with that pic?! Beyonce should have been asking Mr. Obama for an autograph.
"I'm a black woman and in our society hips and thighs are considered beautiful," the Daily Star quoted her as saying."I go to radio stations and guys were like, 'Where's Beyonce?'. 'I would look in the mirror and not feel like a woman. I didn't feel sexy.
"People in the fashion industry were like, 'Oh my God, you look beautiful'," she added.
"But to me it's important to feel like me in my own skin and I didn't feel like myself when I was thinner. Plus, it's heaps more fun to be able to eat pizza again!"
Er,... okay, we all know Beyonce would never say anything is "heaps more fun," Puh-lease! But I have heard her say that she didn't feel sexy and people were like, 'Where's Beyonce?' I've seen her say that before, so this quote is credible.
It's real annoying to hear B mentioning how thick she is. Yes, she's curvy but Beyonce's still tiny. She eats pizza, then she may possibly get rid of that pizza (fill in the blank) - through exercise, of course! Yeah...
And Vanity Fair reported that Beyonce only ate one slice when they brought pizza on the set of their photoshoot. So this bitch needs to shut up and stop talking about pizza! I want some now. Dammit!! Actually, I don't, but she still needs to shut it up. Next.
Oh, ya, and thighs and hips are always sexy. Embrace them peoples. :)
A Beyonce + Shakira duo = perfection! Hold on for the last minute or so when they start shaking hips in unison. Hot!
An urgent warning has been issued by the Health Department, warning the star-studded crowd who attended the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue party on Valentine's Day that they may have been exposed to acute hepatitis A.
The list of possibly exposed guests: Beyonce Knowles, Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend Bar Rafaeli, and dozens of other models.
The Los Angeles County Department of Public Health has strongly urged anyone who attended the SI party, or any of the 13 other events catered by Puck between Feb. 1 - 20, to get an immune globulin shot by tomorrow to prevent illness.
Puck's catering company would not tell tmz which other events Puck catered, nor would they reveal how many other people may have been exposed to the illness. No one who attended Sunday's Governor's Ball at the Academy Awards is at risk.
A rep for Beyonce said they "were looking into it."
The celebs will be fine, hopefully. I'm concerned bout the Wolfgang Puke employee. Hepatitis is real serious.
I'm not hatin' on this pic. Shiiitttt!!!! Landing Sports Illustrated is a huge accomplishment. Beyonce's just like 'Damn, that's me! Imma just keep staring at how hawt I am.'
Luv it.
And Liz Kelley at the Washington Post is the hotness!!!! Thanks for the type out. Makes me smile, giggle, laugh, lol, lmao, rotflmao, lmfao - you know, all of those at the same time. So thank you!!!
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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are Scientologists now?
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Which sexist a-hole just got banned? - Ninja Dude
They have got to be the oddest new celebrity couple ever! - Juicy News
Britney Spears is the greatest thing to happen to Evil Beet - Evil Beet
Kate Bosworth's hot spread - Nosy Snoop
Justin Timberlake tells Britney Spears she's getting sloopy, video - Into Gossip
Jim Carrey's life lessons! They make sense to me. - Glitterati
Everyone looks worse standing next to J. Lo - Holy Candy
Heather Graham's lesbian lovin' - Celebrity Puke
I think she nailed it, Charlize Theron as Marilyn Monroe (pic). She's also rumored to play Anna Nicole Smith - Celebitchy
Beyoncé Knowles' father refused to watch her pose in a skimpy bikini for Sports Illustrated magazine.The singer - who was terrified about appearing on the cover of the magazine's famous annual swimsuit issue - has revealed her father Matthew, who is also her manager, couldn't bear to see her pose in revealing beachwear.
Beyoncé said: "Kelly Rowland showed up. My mom was there, so was my nephew. Dad was going to come, but he said, 'Well, I'll meet you in Orlando after the shoot. I'm not so sure that I want to see this. All my blessings - you're a big girl. But I'm not so sure I want to see it.' "Beyoncé embarked on a strict diet to prepare for the shoot.
She said: "I had to watch what I ate, which was tough because the shoot was right after Thanksgiving. At dinner, I kept thinking, 'This extra piece of pie will show up.'
"I was so terrified with every little thing I ate this year.
"The shoot took a lot of guts. I'm a really shy person. Everyday I play a character and I had to tap into that."
Beyonce has her fair share of haters - very typical. But I like her. I think a model or an athlete should have landed the cover of Sports Illustrated, but B looks hot. And the ho couldn't eat at Thanksgiving?! Horrible.
Now we all know how Papa Joe works. He takes most of the photographs of his daughters himself and controls most of their images that are released.
If Jessica Simpson was gonna be on Sports Illustrated, Papa Joe would fire the photographers, take all the pics himself, and tell Jess to go topless so he can get some hot bare back and booty shots.
Go Matthew Knowles.
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A girl who works for Sports Illustrated let the cat out of the bag - Beyonce Knowles is this year's cover model. AND it took over 5 hours to airbrush the cover. Hehe. The reason? "Cottage cheese". That is what she said!
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