Today is a SLOW news day and this is just the kind of story that I'm happy to blog about. Beyonce has her very own blow up doll, and of course she's not behind this mess.

I love that Beyonce is offering "Three Thrilling Love Holes" for buyers to penetrate. Tempting.

The chick on the cover doesn't even look like Mrs. Jay-Z. Enjoy all the headlines on the box. I'm loving 'em more than this chick "loves ALL 3 HOLES filled" up.

The Beyonce pregnancy rumors come out every few months, so I'm not going to get crazy excited over this news yet. Media Take Out is reporting that a source close to Beyonce and Jay-Z claims B is knocked up with her first baby.

According to our source Beyonce is doing fine and resting (for now), but she's expected to continue working throughout her pregnancy. And we're also told that Jay Z is EXTREMELY happy to be having his first child with Bey.

If it's true congrats, and if not, get to it! Y'all need to start reproducing some booty shakin' money makers sometime soon.

Robin Thicke had some A-list attendees at his 33rd birthday party.

Beyonce's not looking so sober if she's posing like that. I wonder if she thought the rom was spinning?

After Beyonce flaunted her thickness on stage at Alicia Keys' Madison Square concert on Wednesday, Bey and hubby Jay-Z went to Robin Thicke's birthday party at 10ak.

Robin is the opening act for Alicia's Freedom Tour. He had the club filled with balloons and a chocolate cake with his name on it. Awwww. His wifey should be poppin' out their baby in like two months. This should be a good year for the sexy singer.

There's no rivalry here! Beyonce joined Alicia Keys onstage last night for a performance of their duet, "Put It On A Love Song." Wearing Beyonce-like attire, Mrs. Jay-Z looked amazing.

I had to make the picture above the main pic for this post because I love it. Ladies: thick is good! Beyonce isn't stick thin, nor is she fat. She looks hawt. No need to starve yourself. Thank you Bey for reminding us all that curves are sexy and healthy!

Jay-Z also appeared for a performance of "Empire State of Mind" with Alicia Keys. I love it how Beyonce, Alicia and Jay-Z all support each other. It's a beautiful thing.

Lady Gaga reminds me that we're all living in a new era. An era where hype is king. Gaga was releasing one or two stills from her video at a time for the past few weeks. Last night, her official "Telephone" video featuring Beyonce made its debut on E!

Some fans prefer Gaga's "Paparazzi" or "Bad Romance" video over this one, while others say the acting sucks but they like that it pays homage to Quentin Tarantino. I say the video was entertaining and that's all I care about. It's a long video, a mini-movie, but it's Gaga and B, so I really can't complain.

They've been together for nearly a decade, but Beyonce and Jay-Z are so fiercely private, they stray away from public displays of affection as much as possible.

But every once in a while, the married couple gets caught looking happy or getting frisky. Beyonce always has stars in her eyes whenever she's around her camel. The two were spotted in Miami looking pretty adorable.

Anyone else have no idea how Beyonce is ever able to perform at any time ever, running around and dancing in stilettos, without tripping and falling weave down first? B was doing the damn thing in Brazil when her heel gave way and sent her to the floor.

Being the stage veteran that she is, Beyonce remained on the floor, pretending that the fall was a part of her act. If Beyonce's weave caught on fire, she would just head toss a little harder while ad-libbing about fire until the blaze became smoke! Work it, Sasha.

Solange Knowles took to her Twitter page to remind us of a few things: She's still alive, Kanye West doesn't like Taylor Swift, and she lives on planet Knowles where narcissism is king.

Beyonce was mentioned in the media as breaking the record for most wins by a female in one night at the Grammys, but Solange is upset that Taylor stole the spotlight?

The "other artist" was mentioned because Taylor's win was both undeserved and a major shock. Emphasis is always placed upon 'shockers' and 'upsets' just like the announcement that 10 films are nominated for Best Picture this year at the Oscars.

Beyonce dominates pop culture. No need to have "another kanye rant," Solange. Focus on your own career, hun. #STFU

Who said Megan Fox doesn't win enough awards? Here's one that she definitely deserves. Megan Fox will be competing with Miley Cyrus for the 2010 Razzie Award for Worst Actress. I'll be content with either one of 'em walking away with the prize.

Megan has already picked up a Scream Award for Best Sci-Fi Actress. Getting a Razzie for the same film could hurt a little.

The Razzies are given out to the worst actors, actresses and films. Winning a Razzie is pretty embarrassing or harmlessly hilarious, depends on how you look at it.

Worst actress of 2009 nominees are:

Beyonce, "Obsessed"
Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"
Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Megan Fox, "Jennifer’s Body" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Sarah Jessica Parker, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"

Beyonce was actually good, not great, but good in "Obsessed." Her acting has improved leaps and bounds from when she first began "acting"... well, more like playing singers in extended music videos (aka films). Megan or Miley deserve the title!

The Razzies will be given out on March 6.

Pink had the best performance of the night at the 2010 Grammy Awards. Singing from high in the air above the crowd, Pink sang "Glitter in the Air," one of the best songs from her latest album, Funhouse. Pink nailed it, even dipping herself in water and twirling around. She could totally work for the circus on the side.

Pink also looked amazing in her nude suit, so of course I have to ask:

DO YOU THINK PINK LOOKS SEXY NAKED?

Other top performances of the night were the Michael Jackson tribute with Jennifer Hudson, Carrie Underwood, Usher, Celine Dion and more. Lady Gaga and Elton John were great together; and Beyonce's performance intro proved that Sasha Fierce was in the building. But B's inclusion of Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know" in her performance was awkward. Jay-Z loved it, though. And I love that Beyonce told her "husband" that she loves him during her award speech. They're finally acting like an item.

But everyone's still talking about Pink cause she did such a great job! Check out her performance after the jump.