Like every woman who graces the cover of a magazine... hmmm, I wonder if the same thing goes on with the menz, but anyway, like every chick on a mag, Beyonce was airbrushed and Photoshopped. Mission Make Beyonce Hotter has been accomplished.

Beyonce owns the universe. She is so overexposed, so hardworking, and so hungry for more money and fame, we can never ever ever under any circumstances escape her.

On her good girl reputation: “Trust me, I’m not at all, but it is hard living up to people thinking that about you.”

On being the antithesis of a butch chick when it comes to clothes: “I love fashion. I’m not a sweats type of girl. I don’t enjoy wearing tennis shoes. I don’t even feel comfortable in them.”

On 'bootylicious' being in the Oxford Dictionary: “I still can’t believe it! It’s hilarious. I actually wish it was another word that I created. I wish it didn’t have ‘booty’ in it.”

Oh ya, Beyonce also told Allure that she wants to have a child. SNOOZE! She's like J-Lo, who talked about having kids for like 10 years before actually having one.

In Allure's February issue, there's the most shocking Beyonce quote of all time. Sasha Fierce is so 2009! Beyonce said, “The thing that’s interesting is I don’t need Sasha Fierce anymore, because I’ve grown, and I’m now able to merge the two. I want people to see me. I want people to see who I am.” Oh. Em. Gee. So now she's so cocky that she doesn't need a conceited alter-ego? Why not! If you're Beyonce, you sh*t on females every day and you eventually embrace your hype. Good for her?

How sad! Tina Knowles and Matthew Knowles were such a great power couple. They're both driven and have raised two successful daughters: Beyonce and Solange Knowles. But it's all over now.

Tina may be fed up because Matthew might be another woman's baby daddy. Matthew is the defendant of a paternity suit and Tina wants out.

Tina and Matthew have been married for 29 years. Ugh. Can you imagine picking up the pieces and launching yourself into the dating world when you're used to being with someone for three decades?! I'm sending lots of e-love to the Knowles family.

It's always nice to see a hot chick in a little red outfit with sexy red stockings on a Friday afternoon. Beyonce was letting her inner Sasha Fierce run wild while performing at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night.

I'm so jealous because I want hair that flows like that. Of course I would die to have that body, but that hair is like a whole other person with a mind of its own. Could somebody please buy me a hot wig that looks like Beyonce's hair so I can whip my head around and feel like her for a minute? Next thing you know I'd end up in the hospital with whip lash.

Two of the top ladies in the music industry are going to working it together in a music video. Lady Gaga and Beyonce were seen working on the video for Beyonce's upcoming single 'Video Phone'.

The video was being shot at a studio in NYC last week and everything is being kept on the down low.

"Everything on the set was being kept very hush-hush, and security was extremely tight. In the video Beyoncé wears a feathered dress. And of course Lady Gaga wears something wild. The fashion is sick and insane."

What can possibly be better than Beyonce and Lady Gaga working on a collaboration? Oooh I'm so excited I think I just pee'd myself!

Mathew Knowles better be buying some flowers similar to the ones in the background of this picture for his wife, Tina. Mathew was hit with a paternity suit by a woman who's claiming she's six months pregnant with his baby.

This may just be a case of some knocked up ho looking for money to buy her kid some Nike shoes every week, but we won't know the truth until a paternity test is done.

Alexsandra Wright filed the case in L.A. County Superior Court. Wright, who is 6-months pregnant, filed the case last week, alleges Knowles is the father.

Mathew has been married to Tina for almost 30 years so he might have decided it was time to stick his one eyed snake in a new hole. If it's true, Tina better pull a Lorena Bobbitt and slice that wanker off!

Lindsay Lohan hosted Singapore's three-day F1 Rocks event this weekend. When the has been showed up, she requested to be holed up in the largest dressing room.

But when Beyonce rolled through, Lindsay was told to get the eff out!

Beyonce's entourage is a team of 70! Sasha Fierce said she wanted the biggest room, which was to be decorated in white, with four lit mirrors in the room, a mini gym and alcohol. Beyonce's requests were 139-pages thick! Well, this is the same woman whose recent singles includes a hit titled "Diva."

Lindsay was enjoying the room until Saturday when she was kicked out. LiLo spoke to the Daily Mirror about the event, saying, “I’ve been a bit down. It was a strange night. Everyone was being aggressive and bothering me. I really didn’t like it.”

I'd like to think that b*tch was given five minutes to get the f*ck out and that Lindsay's alcohol got evicted too, cause B doesn't drink any cheap sh*t. Lindsay's the one who's usually acting up at event after event, but you can't out diva a queen vixen!

Beyonce's hubby Jay-Z spoke out about the Kanye outburst at the VMAs. Maybe he shouldn't have said anything at all because he's riding the fence!

Jay-Z said what Kanye did was bad, but he wasn't wrong. Huh?!? Make up your mind, was he in the wrong or not? I think Jay would bust a dudes *ss if they tried to pull that trick while he was accepting an award!

"I just think that that's what he believed. I thought it was rude, I thought it was inappropriate and I told him as much." However, the "Run This Town" hit maker admits he would have preferred to see his wife Beyonce pick up the award too. Jay-Z adds, "I don't think he was wrong."

Jay also thinks all the media attention on what happened is out of hand.

"The way they're treating him… He's on the cover of every paper. He didn't kill anybody. No one got harmed. (He's just) a super passionate person."

There's a difference between being passionate and being a total *sshole. Kanye showed what a complete fool he can be by ruining Taylor Swift's moment. I don't care if he was drunk. Alcohol or not, he's still Kanye West and that's how he rolls.

Beyonce was performing in Sydney, Australia, when her 8 year-old fan Chelsea was brought on stage. Chelsea is suffering from Leukemia, so Sasha Fierce got down on her knees and sang a powerful, personalized version of her hit song, "Halo."

Try not to bawl or tear up!

Abercrombie is trying to sue Beyonce over the name of her upcoming perfume called Sasha Fierce.

They sell a men's cologne called Fierce and believe Beyonce's 'Sasha Fierce' perfume will confuse consumers who are looking for their cologne.

The company said it has sold $190 million worth of Fierce since 2002 and Knowles' perfume plan "poses a likelihood of confusion" for consumers and could cost them sales. Abercrombie said its attorneys sent Knowles a cease-and-desist letter but she had not backed off.

It would make sense if she was naming her line the exact same as their cologne, but she's not. This smells like a reason to get their name in the papers and try to get some publicity by suing a major celebrity but I don't see it going anywhere.

Note To Self: Don't take pics of Jay-Z and Beyonce when Jay's bodyguard is around! 

Jay-Z and his bootylicious Beyonce were being photographed after leaving a restaurant in Croatia Tuesday night and apparently Jay's bodyguard had enough of the paparazzi snapping the pics.

Jay's bodyguard ended up snatching one of the pap's tripod and threw it into the Adriatic Sea, and is now being charged with destroying personal property and assault. I don't understand why the bodyguard was charged when you can clearly see the camera dude jabbing his tripod at him!

The incident occurred at around 1:30 AM in Dubrovnik after Jay and Beyonce ate at a local restaurant. Police say they are trying to track down the bodyguard so they can talk to him -- the investigation is ongoing.

That's a bunch of bullsh*t! That bastard deserved to have his crap thrown in the water after swinging that tripod at Jay's hired bodyguard. He's lucky big boy didn't just pick him up and throw him into the sea instead!