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Monday posts will be back to normal next week. In fact, Firecracker and I will be back to our normal posting schedules at that time. See ya tomorrow!

Blake Lively attended last night's NYC premiere of Sherlock Holmes wearing a dress that has about the same amount of material as a leotard.

Whenever I see Blake, I'm just like this ho should be an actress! She has "the look." She's gorgeous and she has the body to match. Blake is fully aware of her assets and she wants to make sure we remember that, even if she has to freeze in order to do so.

Meanwhile I'm getting goose pimples where the sun doesn't shine just from looking at her. Well played.

Gossip Girl's Blake Lively graces the cover of the new issue of Nylon magazine. The CW star with the gorgeous hair revealed that she dresses like her character Serena van der Woodsen.

Blake said, "I dress just like Serena! I own half her wardrobe... I feel ridiculous at times with her – because I’m, you know, killing someone or marrying someone, but I look like me. I’m like, ‘Oh, this is absurd.’"

How convenient is that? Well, as long as Blake's not whoring out like Serena does, that's all that matters.

Rumor on the blogs is that Gossip Girl's Blake Lively refuses to wear any clothes larger than a size zero while on the Gossip Girl set. Wardrobe folk have to cut tags out of larger-sized samples to keep her delusional.

This story was originally a blind item weeks ago and after Blake was spotted sporting a light gut in her Nina Garcia Golden Globes dress, everyone is saying that she refuses to wear anything but a zero. If true, bitch obviously refuses to step on a scale. Why get all caught up in a number when you look smoking hot anyway? There is no way Blake is a zero, she looks like a healthy size 5, she's got wide hips, but she also has the curves to even it out. She should embrace it, and don't forget the spanx next time! :)

I'd do her!

In the article Blake says that when she was in second grade kids in school made fun of her for her fashion choices. "It was the only school where people were just downright mean to me. They would make fun of my clothes."

On wearing vintage clothes to school that her mom gave her,

"She just did that because she was so creative and because she didn't want me to be dressed in big T-shirts cinched with a plastic clip like all the rest of the kids."

What I would give to be made fun of in second grade then be cashing in as a sexy, hot bitch later.

For Blake's complete article click HERE

On the differences between who she is and her onscreen persona, Serena van der Woodsen.

"There wasn't a period in my life like Serena went through, where I was doing drugs and having sex with my best friend's boyfriend. I never went through that kind of crazy.

"I've kissed just three people in my life, other than stuff that I've done for TV or movies. I know �" I'm weird!"

Not only does kissing three guys means Blake has probably had sex with three men, she also sucks ass at kissing! Girl, shut it! A true lady never tells. I like Blake for saying this, though. The girl has some self-control!

I still don't know why they would make a part 2 to this boring ass movie. I saw it, like, opening weekend and I was so bored. Where the hell were the sex scenes? I didn't care that it featured teens, I wanted some action, dammit. And the story line is just dumb. Four bitches, one of em being very curvy at the time, America Ferrera, can fit into the same pair of jeans and they take turns wearing it because it's, like, majestic and shit?